I contacted the police about an assload of books missing from my store!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

Methinks its a disgruntled fired employee. Good thing I got 2 copies of his id when he was hired

[Mara Steele]

1. Hey, cool. now you can sell them to criminals

on the black market

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. Yes identity theft!

How delicious!

[Mara Steele]

3. I could use a new identity, actually

What are ya askin' ?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. More than a peck on the cheek, my dear

3 grand to be precise!

[jukes]

7. Mara Steele

just how many ident's do you need?

[Mara Steele]

9. Well, maybe if I need to escape the country someday...

They'll all be looking for Mara Steele, so I'll need some kind of a cover...

[Endangered Specie]

5. Just can't let a good thing die can you?

[jukes]

8. perhaps i'm misunderstanding you

is this a joke or an excuse for the braggert?

[Endangered Specie]

10. On the count that I dont understand the latter option...

Its all a little joke, after all it is the Lounge.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

11. Butch Braggert does not know this "joke"

[jukes]

6. copy those threads as evidence;

*prima facia*!

[Beware the Beast Man]

12. Good god, the textbook threads are still going????