From The Guardian
As the leader of the free world inserts his foot once more in his mouth, we invite you again to test your knowledge of Dubya's wit and wisdom. Which of the following phrases did the US president actually utter?
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
False
True
People say, how can I help on this war on terror? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you
False
True
I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me - and I know what it's like
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False
There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again
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False
There's no cave deep enough for America, or dark enough to hide
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True
It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber
True
False
There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world's worst leaders to hold America hostage
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False
I'm the master of low expectations
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True
These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They hide in caves. They send suiciders out
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False
First, let me make it very clear - poor people aren't necessarily killers
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False
http://www.guardian.co.uk/quiz/questions/0,5961,1088715,00.html