I have decided that I am going to use one of nature's mightiest

[Veggie Meathead]

weapons in the service of our team of Kerry and Edwards-- Love.To make a long story short, I have three women friends who are rabid Republicans who keep trying to make me turn into a Bush supporter.To put an end to this, I have bet them that I will make all three of them pregnant within the next four weeks.If I succeed, they will vote for Kerry-Edwards.If not,I will swallow my pride and vote for Bush.Please pray for me and our team.I have a lot of loving to do.

[jimshoes]

1. Good luck

I think.

[salinen]

2. Meathead

fits

[Wilber_Stool]

3. 800,000 to one.

The odds are on your side. Go wigglers.

[Veggie Meathead]

4. Anything and everything for ABB! Thanks guys.(and gals).

[TroubleMan]

5. I can't figure out if that's a win-win or lose-lose situation for you

(or them)

[Veggie Meathead]

6. I look at it this way.If I succeed,I not merely get three solid votes for

Kerry-Edwards but hopefully the kids will also be future Dem voters.To me that is a Win-Win situation.I don't even want to think about losing this bet.I have a whole load of Viagra handy.

[TroubleMan]

7. But then you got three "Baby's Mommas"

When my wife was just my "baby's momma" she was the scourge of my dating life, and my sanity.

I can't imagine having three....just wait until you piss them off.

You'll be settling down into the old "I'm not partying anymore routine" within 3 years, if you win.

[Veggie Meathead]

8. Two of these women are sisters and the third one is also a relative of the

two.I am not sure what the future holds in store for me but I am plunging ahead (no pun intended) because I am sick of Bush's lies and no matter how I try to argue with these reasonably well educated and intelligent women, they seem to think of Bush as a protector.You have to remember growing up in Indiana can have a very negative effect on your critical thinking no matter how well eduacted you are.