Teresa H. Kerry=Dom Perignon . Laura Bush=West Texas tap water.

[efhmc]

What are your comparisons? Of course there are some idiots that perfer that foul smelling and worse tasting W. Texas tap water because they are are so afraid of the delights of the good stuff. Bright, sophisticated women are really, really scary.

[Fenris]

1. I'd say Teresa Kerry:Dom Perignon::Laura Bush:Lone Star

:puke:

[efhmc]

2. Lone Star beer? It may not be to your taste but it does have some taste to

it and that little Theta does not.

[Mikimouse]

6. Maybe Lone Start Light(weight) n/t

[efhmc]

8. Okay, compared to the good stuff it probably is an acceptable

opponent. Plus the whole Texas reference is very good.

[aquart]

3. John Kerry: unafraid.

Bill Clinton: unafraid.

[efhmc]

5. Ah, but they are smart, exceptional men and not middle America.

Neither has probably ever tasted west Texas tap water and would pass if given the chance.

[sundog]

4. THK = Dom; Pickles=Boone's Farm w/ screw top

[efhmc]

7. That's a good one but still maybe too flavorful.

[sundog]

9. it may be "sweet," but it's still cheap and

makes you :puke: and leaves a bad :hangover:

[efhmc]

10. The "sweet" part is perfect. That kind of "sweetness" can surely make

one gag.

[IronLionZion]

11. John Kerry = Guinness, W = moose piss

John Edwards = Diet Coke, Dick Cheney = crude oil mixed with coal slurry

Rick Santorum = http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/">Santorum! hahaha!