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Edited on Mon Aug-02-04 06:33 PM by HawkerHurricane
Dear: < > Clueless Newbie < > Lamer < > Flamer < > "Me too"-er < > Pervert < > Geek < > Spammer < > Racist < > Fed < > Stereotypical AOLer < > Freak < > Troller < > Fundamentalist < > Satanist < > "Expert"
You Are Being Flamed Because: < > You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand < > You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup < > You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply < > You started a long, stupid thread < > You continued spreading a long stupid thread < > Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it < > Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting < > You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam < > You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test < > You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message < > You posted low-IQ flamebait < > You posted a blatently obvious troll < > You followed up to a blatently obvious troll < > You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement < > You said "me too" to something < > You make no sense < > Your sig/alias/server is dreadful < > You posted a phone-sex ad < > You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme < > You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal < > You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, et. al. < > Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable < > You made a baseless assertion < > You posted SCREAMING in bold/RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON < > You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must: < > Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing < > Purchase and *memorize* the Loudspeaker Design Cookbook < > Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week < > Give up your AOL account < > Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it < > Tell your Mommy to up your medication < > Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in) < > Actually post something relevant < > Read and memorize the FAQ < > Post to alt.test < > Print your home phone number in your ads < > Submit yourself to #caraudio for immediate and repeated kicking < > Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
In Closing, I'd Like to Say: < > Get a clue < > Get a life < > Go away < > Grow up. < > Never post again < > I pity your dog (until you sacrifice him in a bloody ritual) < > You need to seek psychiatric help < > Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship geeks < > Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc... < > Take your gibberish somewhere else < > Go back to school and actaully learn something < > Learn how to post or get off the usenet < > All of the above
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