CAPTION the lipless languid loser

[cosmicdot]

W is thinking: I wonder if I can come up with a road map to Jobs ... it sounds like the American way ... I don't know what all the fuss is about ... look out there ... people are doing something ... geez ...

[xray s]

1. Is that the word 'blow'......

....in front of 'jobs'?

[44wax]

2. sukkking the last of a greedy old prikkk's load

[Deja Q]

3. That scumbag's* photos are SO CONTRIVED!

Anybody else remember his comments about the flood of tech jobs to India from the US? Bushbastard* blamed US workers as the cause.

Bush makes my blood boil hotter and hotter every day, especially when he pulls putrid self-aggrondizing shit like this. I hate him. I truly do. He also worships false idols. Namely himself and his jackarse of a father.

The sooner he gets voted out in 2004, the better.

[madrchsod]

4. ya just what is it

with his lip thing? what the hell is he really feeling or thinking when he does this? try it- i can`t figure it out.

[cosmicdot]

5. raspberry time

try blowing air while doing it

that's what that pond scum is doing to us

monkey see monkey do, eh?

[peekaloo]

6. Who needs lips

when you can whistle through your ass!


Thanks Sally B.!

[cosmicdot]

7. ding ding ding ding ding

a prize winner

[myomy]

8. Hell, it ainÕt my fault.

.

[Kamika]

9. LOL

I cant even caption this one.. this one is too weird


ok il try



**MMMMMMWAH**

[Dr Fate]

10. He's trying to pull off that Clinton empathy look...

...remember when Clnton would do that thing with his mouth when he was giving that "I care" look...

Bush is trying and failing at it.

[Breezy du Nord]

11. The word "joke"'s behind him

I can't do that as hard as he'd doing, can you? It makes my lips hurt.

[skip fox]

12. W. is "thinking": "Wow. Gonna give them my embalmed lizard face!

And then maybe my Andy Kaufmann imitation where's he's going the 'Mighty Mouse Song' along with the record player. Boy, that used to slay the guys at the frat house.* Or when I'd put on a dress and . . . but Karl says I can't do that any more, just to forget it, like it was somebody else I only read about, to forget that it ever happened. So I do. Seems like I'm trying to forget it all the time, in fact. . . . Oh well, least I can give 'em my lizard face and then do my Kaufmann bit or maybe try some magic. That oughta get them out of therir funk about jobs, jobs, jobs. . . . Makes me bored just to think about it."


*the captioner is well aware of an anachronism at this point and says . . . so what are you going to do about it?!!

[WillParkinson]

13. Damn...

I shouldn't have had the prune juice!

[Wickster]

14. Hmm, Wonder if any of them could afford

a plate at my next fund raiser.

Or - "Talking about jobs makes me want to puke."

or "The Yellow Rose of Texas is ..... hum, hum, hum"

Or - "Why aren't these people at work?"

[maxanne]

15. "time to put on

my thinking cap. Damn, that fits too tight."

[skip fox]

16. W. is "thinking": "Geez. How was I to know? I thought it was a brand of

lip balm. 'Hemorrhoid Heaven.' Geez. It sounded good. How was I supposed to know??"

[skip fox]

17. The world revolves and time shifts zone to zone.

As some DU'ers turn their minds to house and home;
Others fire their hard-drives, and minds alight,
Seek shift to ride swift CAPTION'S flight.

:bounce:

[alfredo]

18. Damn! Forgot to put my dentures in.