ok, Scorpio...

[ulysses]

She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak
I’ve been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks
I’ve been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back

Hey! wait!
I’ve got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey! wait!
I’ve got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey! wait!
I’ve got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Your advice

[MrScorpio]

1. Try this on for size

Stand in the place where you live
Now face North
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven't before
Now stand in the place where you work
Now face West
Think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven't before
If you are confused check with the sun
Carry a compass to help you along
Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your head is there to move you around

[ulysses]

2. you're asking for it.

Ænema

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.

[MrScorpio]

3. You're such an amateur:

I'll light the fire
You put the flowers in the vase
That you bought today

Staring at the fire
For hours and hours
While I listen to you
Play your love songs
All night long for me
Only for me

Come to me now
And rest your head for just five minutes
Everything is good
Such a cosy room
The windows are illuminated
By the sunshine through them
Fiery gems for you
Only for you

Our house is a very, very fine house
With two cats in the yard
Life used to be so hard
Now everything is easy
'Cause of you
And our la,la,la, la,la, la, la, la, la, la, la.....

Our house is a very, very fine house
With two cats in the yard
Life used to be so hard
Now everything is easy
'Cause of you
And Our

I'll light the fire
And you place the flowers in the jar
That you bought today

[ulysses]

4. just gonna make me pull out the TOP...

So ya wanna dump out yo' trick bag.
Ease on in a hip thang,
But you ain't exactly sure what is hip.

So you started to let your hair grow.
Spent big bucks on your wardrobe.
Somehow, ya know there's much more to the trip.

(refrain #1)
What is hip?
Tell me, tell me, if you think you know.
What is hip?
If you're really hip,
the question, Will it show?
You're into a hip trip.
Maybe hipper than hip.
What is hip?
( Trumpet solo guitar solo )
(refrain #1 ends)

You became a part of a new breed.
Been smokin' only the best weed.
Hangin' out with the so called Hippie set.

Seen in all the right places.
Seen with just the right faces.
You should be satisfied, but it ain't quite right.

( refrain #1 )

Come on!

(refrain #2)
Hipness is. What it is!
Hipness is. What it is!
Hipness is. What it is!
Sometimes hipness is, what it ain't.
(end refrain #2)

( guitar solo )

You went an' found you a guru.
In an effort to find you a new you,
And maybe even raise your conscious level.

While you're striving to find the right road,
There's one thing you should know,
What's hip today, might become passe'.

( refrain #1 )

( Trumpet solo )

Think about it y'all.

( keyboard solo )

( refrain #2 )

What is hip?
Ahhhhhhhhh!
What is hip?
I'd like to know!
What is hip?
Is it in the style of your hair?
What is hip?
Is it in the clothes that you wear?
What is hip?
I'd like to know.
What is hip?
I'd like to know.
What is hip?
What is hip y'all? Hey!
What is hip?
Hey! Oh!
What is hip?
What is hip y'all?
What is hip?
I wanna know.
What is hip?
Ahhhhhhh!
What is hip?
I wanna know what hipness is.

[MrScorpio]

6. Yeah that was funky. But you'll need a suicide help line after this one

When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone,
When you're sure you've had enough of this life, well hang on.
Don't let yourself go, everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes.

Sometimes everything is wrong. Now it's time to sing along.
When your day is night alone, (hold on, hold on)
If you feel like letting go, (hold on)
When you think you've had too much of this life, well hang on.

Everybody hurts. Take comfort in your friends.
Everybody hurts. Don't throw your hand. Oh, no. Don't throw your hand.
If you feel like you're alone, no, no, no, you are not alone

If you're on your own in this life, the days and nights are long,
When you think you've had too much of this life to hang on.

Well, everybody hurts sometimes,
Everybody cries. And everybody hurts sometimes.
And everybody hurts sometimes. So, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. (repeat & fade)
(Everybody hurts. You are not alone.)

[ulysses]

11. oh, please - bad REM is still REM.

Let's see you top this, sucka!

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I think I did it again
I made you believe we're more than just friends
Oh baby
It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
'Cause to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby

CHORUS:
Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Baby, oh

Repeat CHORUS

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

"All aboard"
"Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end"
"Well baby, I went down and got it for you"
"Oh, you shouldn't have"

Oops!...I did it again to your heart
Got lost in this game, oh baby
Oops!...You think that I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

[MrScorpio]

15. Pardon me while I whip out my Nazareth

Love hurts, love scars,
Love wounds, and marks,
Any heart, not tough,
Or strong, enough
To take a lot of pain,
Take a lot of pain
Love is like a cloud
Holds a lot of rain
Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts
I’m young, I know,
But even so
I know a thing, or two
I learned, from you
I really learned a lot,
Really learned a lot
Love is like a flame
It burns you when it’s hot
Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts
Some fools think of happiness
Blissfulness, togetherness
Some fools fool themselves I guess
They’re not foolin’ me
I know it isn’t true,
I know it isn’t true
Love is just a lie,
Made to make you blue
Love hurts, ooh,ooh love hurts
Ooh,ooh love hurts

I know it isn’t true,
I know it isn’t true
Love is just a lie,
Made to make you blue
Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts
Ooh ooh love hurts
Ooh ooh...

[ulysses]

18. wuss.

Baby, when I think about you
I think about love
Darlin, gonna live without you
And your love
If I had those golden dreams of my yesterday
I would wrap you
In the heavens
And feel it dying dying dying all the way

well i feel like makin

Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love
I feel like makin love to you

Baby, if I think about you
I think about love and
Darlin, if I had to live without you
I live without love
And if I had the sun and moon
and they were shinin
I would give you both night and day
Love satisfying

well I Feel like makin
Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love
I feel like makin love to you

And if I had those golden dreams of my yesterday
I would wrap you
In the heavens
Feel it dying dying dying all the way

Feel like makin
Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love
Feel like makin love
I feel like makin love to you

[MrScorpio]

20. Let me lay some Barry on ya

It feels so good
You lying here next to me
Oh, what a groove
You have no idea how it feels
My hands just won’t keep still
I love you, baby
Oh, I love you, I love you, I love you
I just wanna hold you
Run my fingers through your hair
Ooh
Outta sight
Uh-huh, right there, you like it like that
Closer
Come here, closer, close
Oh, baby
Oh, baby
Give it up, ain’t no use
I can help myself if I’d wanted to
I’m hung up, no doubt
I’m so in love with you, for me there’s no way out
‘Cause deeper and deeper
In love with you I’m falling
Sweeter and sweeter
Your tender words of love keeps calling
Eager and eager, yeah
To feel your lips upon my face
Please her and please her
Any time or any place
I’m gonna love you, love you, love you just a little more, baby
I’m gonna need you, need you, need you every day
I’m gonna want you, want you, want you in every way
???Make no mistake??? for I’ll hold back knowin’
This time it looks like lover is here to stay
As long as I shall live
I’ll give you all I have and all I have to give
‘Cause please her and please her
Any time or any place
Eager and eager
To feel your sweet lips on my face
Deeper and deeper
In love with you I’m falling, yeah
Sweeter and sweeter
Your tender words of love keeps calling
I’m gonna love you, love you, love you just a little more, baby
I’m gonna need you, need you, need you every day
I’m gonna want you, want you, want you in every way

[ulysses]

21. low, but I'll Barry you one better!

Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She would merengue and do the cha-cha
And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar
Across a crowded floor, they worked from 8 till 4
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?

At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa....they fell in love

(Copa Copacabana)

His name was Rico, he wore a diamond
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancin' there
And when she finished, he called her over
But Rico went a bit too far, Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?

At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa....she lost her love

(Copa. . Copacabana)
(Copa Copacabana) (Copacabana, ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh Copa Copacabana)
(Talking Havana have a banana)
(Music and passion...always the fash--shun)



Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl
But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show
Now it's a disco, but not for Lola
Still in the dress she used to wear, faded feathers in her hair
She sits there so refined, and drinks herself half-blind
She lost her youth and she lost her Tony
Now she's lost her mind!

At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa....don't fall in love

(Copa) don't fall in love
Copacabana
Copacabana

[MrScorpio]

26. Behold!!! The Osmonds!!!

I can tell you've been hurt
by that look on your face, girl.
Some guy brought sad into your happy world.
You need love, but you're afraid that if you give in,
someone else will come along
and sock it to ya again.

One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.
Oh, give it one more try before you give up on love.
One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch girl.
Oh, I don't care what they say,
I don't care what you heard.

I could make you happy, baby,
satisfy you, too.
But how can I if you won't give me a chance
to prove my love to you?
Won't you just give me one chance?
I'll give you my guarantee that you won't be hurt again.

One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.
Oh, give it one more try
before you give up on love.
One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.
Oh, I don't care what they say,
I don't care what you heard now.

I've been noticing you, baby,
for a long, long time.
And I'm not ashamed to tell the world
that you really messed up my mind.
Girl, to me you're like a dream come true.
I'd rather hurt myself than to ever hurt you.

One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.
Oh, give it one more try
before you give up on love, girl.
One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.
Oh, I don't care what they say,
I don't care what you heard now.
One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl

[ulysses]

27. think you'll lose me in the gutter?

Shaun Cassidy (a Libra) will always find you.

I met her on a monday and my heart stood still
Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron
Somebody told me that her name was Jill
Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron

Yes
my heart stood still
Yes
her name was Jill
And when I walked her home
Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron
I knew what she was thinking when she caught my eye
Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron
She looked so quiet but my oh my
Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron
Yes
she caught my eye
Yes
my oh my '
And when I walked her home
Da doo ron ron ron cla doo ron ron
Well
I picked her up at seven and she looked so fine
Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron
Someday soon I'm gonna make her mine
Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron
Yes
she looked so fine
Yes
I'm gonna make her mine
And when I walked her home
Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron
Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron
Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron

[MrScorpio]

Here's some Leif Garrett fo yo azz

Here's my story it's sad but true
It's about a girl that I once knew
She took my love then ran around
With ev'ry single guy in town
Hayp hayp
Bum da hady hady
Hayp hayp
Bum da hady hady
Hayp hayp
Bum da hady hady
I should have known it from the very start
This girl will leave me with a broken heart
Now listen people what I'm telling you
A-keep away from a Runaround sue
Hayp hayp
Bum da hady hady
Hayp hayp
Bum da hady hady
Hayp hayp
Bum da hady hady gayp oh
I miss her lips and the smile on her face
The touch of her hair and this girl's warm embrace
So if you don't wanna cry like I do
A-keep away from a Runaround Sue
She likes to travel \round
She'll love you but she'll put you down
Now people let me put you wise
Sue goes out with other guys
Here's the moral and the story
From the guy who knows
I fell in love and my love still grows
Ask any fool that she ever knew
They'll say, keep away from a-runaround Sue

[MrScorpio]

28. Here's some Leif Garrett fo yo azz

Here's my story it's sad but true
It's about a girl that I once knew
She took my love then ran around
With ev'ry single guy in town
Hayp hayp
Bum da hady hady
Hayp hayp
Bum da hady hady
Hayp hayp
Bum da hady hady
I should have known it from the very start
This girl will leave me with a broken heart
Now listen people what I'm telling you
A-keep away from a Runaround sue
Hayp hayp
Bum da hady hady
Hayp hayp
Bum da hady hady
Hayp hayp
Bum da hady hady gayp oh
I miss her lips and the smile on her face
The touch of her hair and this girl's warm embrace
So if you don't wanna cry like I do
A-keep away from a Runaround Sue
She likes to travel \round
She'll love you but she'll put you down
Now people let me put you wise
Sue goes out with other guys
Here's the moral and the story
From the guy who knows
I fell in love and my love still grows
Ask any fool that she ever knew
They'll say, keep away from a-runaround Sue

[ulysses]

29. in a surprise move, uly returns to the 80s...and Debbie Gibson!!!

Ho-woah...

Verse 1:
Zappin' it to ya
The pressure's everywhere
Goin' right through ya
The fever's in the air
Oh yeah, it's there!
Don't underestimate the power
Of a lifetime ahead

Chorus:
Electric youth
Feel the power, you see the energy
Comin' up
Coming on strong
The future only belongs
To the future itself/in the hands of itself
And the future is
Electric youth
It's true you can't fight it
Live by it
The next generation...

It's electric

Verse 2:
We've got the most time
To make the world go round
Oh, can you spare a dime?
Place your bet on our sound
Come back to town
Don't lose sight of potential mastermind
Remember when you were young

Chorus

It's electric

Bridge:
We do what comes naturally (naturally!)
You see now
Wait for the possibility
Don't you see a strong resemblance
To yourself?(oh...)
Don't you think what we say is important?
Whatever it may be...
The fun is gonna start with me
'cause i'm bringing it back...

Chorus

It's electrifying

Take it fred!

Chorus

It's electric, it's electric, it's electric

Chorus

Inflation
Flirtation
Relaxation
Elation
Generation of
An electric youth!

[MrScorpio]

30. I see your Debbie. And I raise you Tiffany

Back in the groove now
I'm so glad we're back together
Back in the groove now
Want your love forever
Couldn't sleep at night
I'd hold my pillow so tight
I was wondering why
When all I wanted was my guy
Just when I thought that I'd lose my baby
He came to save me
Every tear that I cry
Everyday that went by
Will be no more
Back in the groove now
I'm so glad we're back together
Back in the groove now
And I want your love forever
I couldn't eat
Without your love, I was so weak
But now that you're here, my darlin'
I have no fear
Just when I thought that I'd lose my baby
He came to save me, yeah
Everyday that went by
Every tear that I cry
Will be no more
Back in the groove now
So glad we're back together
Back in the groove now
And I want your love forever
Back in the groove now
So glad we're back together
Back in the groove now
And I want your love forever
All the guys in the world
Couldn't take me away
From being his girl
I'm so crazy 'bout you baby
A broken heart will be no more
I just wanted to say
That I'm so glad that we're back together again
And the only other thing I have to say
That I want your love forever
I want your love forever
Back in the groove now
So glad we're back together
Back in the groove now
And I want your love forever
Back in the groove now
So glad we're back together
Back in the groove now
And I want your love forever

[ulysses]

31. Tiffany was derivative.

I claim the win by default.

[MrScorpio]

32. You may have won the battle...

But you have lost the war.

I'm neutron bombing your ass with JOHN ASHCROFT!!!

Let the eagle soar,
Like she's never soared before.
From rocky coast to golden shore,
Let the mighty eagle soar.
Soar with healing in her wings,
As the land beneath her sings:
"Only god, no other kings."
This country's far too young to die.
We've still got a lot of climbing to do,
And we can make it if we try.
Built by toils and struggles
God has led us through.

Let the eagle soar,
Soar with freedom in her breast
So long as she's appropriately dressed
And not exposing her chest.
As the lands beneath her say
"Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away."
But we shall overcome.
We won't let the First Amendment
stand in our way.
O, let the eagle soar,
but the Bill of Rights ignore
'cause we're in a state of war
Yes, let the mighty eagle soar.

Enjoy

[ulysses]

33. I bow to your superior Ashcroftness

[flamingyouth]

34. Hey, that was Dion and the Belmonts

I challenge you to:
I was made for dancin'
All, all, all, all night long!

Run in horror now, everyone!

[CatWoman]

5. hey!! I'm a scorpio

[MrScorpio]

7. 27 Oct here

You?

[CatWoman]

8. November 4

and so is Will Pitt and Dirk.

Dirk and I share the same birthday.

[MrScorpio]

9. Scorpio is the coolest sign

Seen on a bumpersticker: "Don't fuck with a Scorpio"

True dat, true dat

[CatWoman]

10. very fucking true

[MrScorpio]

12. My victims know it well

At least the ones that I let know

[CatWoman]

14. I think DU can vouch for my "slash and burn bitchiness"

[MrScorpio]

16. My friends know that I will stick with them through thick and thin

That's what it means to be a Scorpio

Loyalty

[ulysses]

13. lyrics to astrology?

The Sag in me laughs merrily at you both!

[MrScorpio]

17. You only wish you were a Scorpio

Too bad that you're not cool enough

[ulysses]

19. not cool enough?

I laugh merrily in your general direction! <--me laughing merrily

[MrScorpio]

22. A cool person wouldn't be cracking up like that

A cool person would just chill

Thanks for proving my point

[ulysses]

23. at least

we on the Sag side have a sense of humor about ourselves.

[MrScorpio]

24. Yeah, that because Sags have plenty to laugh at

"Ha Ha. Very funny, Muthafucka."
Eddie Murphy - 1984

[ulysses]

25. nah.

Just perspective and a sense of humor.