I've been a bad, bad girl...

[KCDem]

I've been careless with a delicate man...

Somebody spank me!

:evilgrin:

[solinvictus]

1. Done!

:spank:
:)

[KCDem]

2. OK, for the record, that was NOT me!!!!

I left my profile open when my lame-ass husband got to the puter.

:mad:

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Hahahahahahaahahahahahaha!

Thanks for the laugh before bed. :-)

[Lady Freedom]

4. That Bad!

No bedy-bye play time for him!!!!!

[unblock]

5. i think tonight it's KC's turn to be the boss!

:spank:

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

8. Here. You can borrow my brass knuckles

:-)

Time for you to get that man in line, dude....

[alfredo]

9. Yeah right.

[SOteric]

6. What, - is Forrest whining about the mud-wrestling?

He's not delicate, that's just a sunburn.

How 'bout I spank him and you can watch.

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[ForrestGump]

13. No! No! No! Ohhhhhhhhhh.....no! Nooooooooo! Don't

stop! Don't stop!



Hey, you missed a spot....


Think I'll sleep on my stomach tonight.




Oops....maybe not.....

:o

[Lady Freedom]

15. need some help with that?

Just call me Miss. Fixit! hehe!

[ForrestGump]

18. You mean, if somethign pops up?

:P

[Lady Freedom]

19. OR...

if you need something to pop up!

[ForrestGump]

22. You mean, like a turkey cooking timer?

:-)

[Lady Freedom]

24. Well, if thats what you call it.

I like to call it the magic wand! hehe ;)

[SOteric]

17. Yowch. Dude.

That little emoticon definitely belongs in the Grotto with all the rowdies.

[ForrestGump]

21. I don't think he could handle the Grotto

Surely he'd be groped from here to Kingdom Come. Poor litle fella....

[TXlib]

29. What's The Grotto?

[solinvictus]

7. Yeah

The Fiona Apple reference was funny. That is one messed up young woman.

[sasquatch]

10. How about some

Tickle Torture;) that oughta straightin you out.

[Arugula Latte]

11. Maybe your husband can dress up in a flight suit

and make his landing. But no faking this time.

I'm sorry. That was out of line. How crude of me. :evilgrin:

[unblock]

12. where's the part about spanking?

I've been a bad bad girl
I've been careless with a delicate man
And its a sad sad world
When a girl will break a boy
Just because she can
Don't you tell me to deny it
I've done wrong and I want to
Suffer for my sins
I've come to you 'cause I need
Guidance to be true
And I just don't know where I can begin
What I need is a good defense
'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed
To the one I've sinned against
Because he's all I ever knew of love

Heaven help me for the way I am
Save me from these evil deeds
Before I get them done
I know tomorrow brings the consequence
At hand
But I keep livin' this day like
The next will never come

Oh help me but don't tell me
To deny it
I've got to cleanse myself
Of all these lies till I'm good
Enough for him
I've got a lot to lose and I'm
Bettin' high
So I'm beggin' you before it ends
Just tell me where to begin

What I need is a good defense
'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed
To the one I've sinned against
Because he's all I ever knew of love

Let me know the way
Before there's hell to pay
Give me room to lay the law and let me go
I've got to make a play
To make my lover stay
So what would an angel say
The devil wants to know

What I need is a good defense
'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed
To the one I've sinned against
Because he's all I ever knew of love

What I need is a good defense
'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed
To the one I've sinned against

Because he's all I ever knew of love

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

14. You must take your clothes off and post your naked picture

Standard violation protocol.

[ForrestGump]

16. Which one? KCDem or TXlib?

Both?

:-)

[maxanne]

20. when this song was on the radio all the time

I was working as a pizza delivery person. I walked into the pizza joint after a delivery one afternoon. The lunch cook (who was about 6'3" and about 350 lbs, with hair dyed bright yellow with green polka-dots) was down on his knees, cleaning the bottom of a refrigerator, singing along with the radio at the top of his lungs..."I've been a bad, bad girl..." :evilgrin:

Priceless. When I hear that song, I always see Ernie singing, not anorexic little Fiona.

[MercutioATC]

23. That's just too spooky for words...

I have some ugly images stuck in my head already. Thanks a LOT for adding to them...

[oustemnow]

25. well, if you do need a spanking

my little brother is moving from Lawrence to KC this Fall. I'll put in the word.

[DEM FAN]

26. DId He Have A Smile On His Face. If He Did You Have Nothing To

Worry About. :-)

[Skittles]

27. be in Austin Sep 13

I'll kick your ass.

[TXlib]

30. Ohhhh, I can't wait!

[Dogmudgeon]

28. Careless With A Delicate Man?

Jeeze Louise, no wonder so many of my girlfriends have been into "romantic discipline", including a certain High Powered Executive.

You'd think if someone was pulling down $75,000 a year, she wouldn't be too quick to be pulling down her drawers. But never underestimate the power of human perversity. I did dig her method for wreaking corporate terror -- she regularly wore her hair in pigtails (and pink bows, no less) to complement her Power Suit at the office.

Which leads me to create the following Pithy Epigram:

A Bitch is just a Brat with wrinkles.

(Yes, I assume there is a symmetrical version that applies to men.)

So just what did you do to this delicate man, KCDem, and why hasn't he seen to it that you have to post at DU while standing up?

--bkl
So many naughty little grown-up girls, so few effective nonsurgical treatments for Carpal-Tunnel Syndrome ...

[Booberdawg]

31. LMAO!

[Deja Q]

32. Be careless with me instead, I'll try anything! And I'm very delicate!

:D