Names for "Bond Guys"?

[Mara Steele]

Should terrya's dream come true, what would some of be the best, most audacious names for the new 'Bond Guys..." (or "Bond Boys", to be fair...)

(See here for the post that inspired this:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph... )

Mine...

In France: Beau Derriére

[Tummler]

1. Peter O'Toole

Oh wait, that one's taken.

[SarahB]

2. Harry N. Hung

[SarahB]

3. Peter Johnson

[SarahB]

4. Dick Johnson (Pete's brother)

[SarahB]

5. Dick Lick

He was Bond's special friend when he wasn't so sure about his sexuality.

[SarahB]

6. Rod Hung

[SarahB]

7. Big McHung

He's Scottish!

[Mara Steele]

12. Love 'em all, Sarah

You're prolific this morning!

Actually, my brother's first name is Peter, and his second is Richard...

Voila... "Peter Dick"

[SarahB]

8. William Hung

Wait a minute.

[SarahB]

9. Charles Dickens

Special one for Mara!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

10. Cocky Pecker.

[Mara Steele]

16. There should be a movie that takes places solely in the UK

called "Cockney Trouble"

[Screaming Lord Byron]

22. Yeah! Starring Cocky Pecker, the Cocky Cockney.

[Mara Steele]

27. That would be great!

And his friend Long John Johnson (supposedly he needs to wear long johns in the winter, but we know what the nickname REALLY means...)

[SarahB]

11. Dick Sweet

He likes pinapple juice.

[Mara Steele]

14. You are so DIRTY!!

This is the tropical island setting, right??

[SarahB]

18. Oh yes!

On my island journey with my mythical fantasy man, he will eat lots of fresh fruit, etc. (plenty of etc.)

Dirty, moi? In the immortal words of Jessica Rabbit, "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."

[Tummler]

13. His nemesis: Republican House candidate "John Swallow"

http://www.johnswallow.com /

John Swallow's head of security (i.e., main henchman) would be a fellow Republican: Sheriff Mike Hunt.

[SarahB]

15. And last but not least, Ms Galore's favorite friend....

A. Pussy Lover. They say his name's effeminate, but Ms Galore's not complaining about it.

[Tummler]

20. Howzabout Pussy Galore's French half-brother...

Balzac Galore?

[SarahB]

30. Yeah, I like him for a couple of reasons.

[Mara Steele]

32. Do his

balls ache?

[arwalden]

17. Richard Long

[arwalden]

19. Michael Fitzpatrick

[Mara Steele]

24. HAH AHAHA

That takes a minute to figure out...

[Mara Steele]

21. Randy Forråz

In México, you know..

[Screaming Lord Byron]

23. Hugh Jicock.

[southpaw]

25. Hugh G. Rection

[Selwynn]

31. lol

[Richardo]

26. The always reliable Heywood Jablowme...

[Aristus]

28. Eric T. Johnson.

Figure it out.

[jpgray]

29. Engelbert Humperdinck (nt)

[NewJeffCT]

33. Peter Tork

One of the Monkees, too.

[arwalden]

34. Red Ruffensore

[Mara Steele]

35. What a wit on this one

Very funny, and I'm not even a gay guy!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

36. The Hiscock triplets,

Holden, Hardin and the shy one, Haydn.