Here's Our Chance To Mess With The Republican's Minds

[CO Liberal]

Someone at my place of work subscribed me to www.georgewbush.com. I bet they thought it was some sort of "joke"....

Anyway, I just received the following e-mail from them:

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Dear Wayne,

The Democrats are in Boston this week, working hard to convince America their candidate is the steady and determined leader our nation needs. But we know the truth about John Kerry's record - multiple votes for higher taxes and against strengthening defense and intelligence.

Join two of President Bush's chief surrogates in the Chat Center as they set the record straight about John Kerry's record and help shine a light through the smoke and mirrors of the Democrats' convention.

Rosario Marín, Wednesday, July 28, 5:30 - 6:30 pm EDT

Rosario Marín, former U.S. Treasurer and current "Hispanics for Bush" Steering Committee member, takes your questions about the Democrats' attempts to makeover John Kerry's out-of-the-mainstream record and discusses why President Bush's agenda reflects the values of the Latino community and all Americans.

Ralph Reed, Thursday, July 29, 5:00 - 6:00 pm EDT

Ralph Reed, Bush-Cheney '04 Southeast Chairman, takes your questions about John Kerry's claim that he represents the "conservative values" of America and discusses President Bush's consistent leadership on the most important issues facing our nation.

Don't miss the opportunity to chat with Rosario and Ralph!

SUBMIT QUESTIONS NOW

http://www.georgewbush.com/Chat/

So here's our chance. I'm tied up in meetings all afternoon, but I'm sure some of you DU-ers out there can think of some GREAT questions to submit. If you do submit a question, also post it as a reply to this message so we can all enjoy it.

:kick:

Wayne
(CO Liberal)

[Westegg]

1. What minds?

[CO Liberal]

7. The Ones That Have Beed Filled With Mush By Limbaugh & Hannity

[BlueJazz]

2. Dear Ralph Reed...

In keeping with the Republican "Way" and also the unbiased reporting on Fox News, I'd like to ask you this and your answer must be either Yes or No..

Have you stopped beating your Wife yet??

[CO Liberal]

3. Or....

Have you stopped beating off yet??

[rustydog]

6. A better question:

Question: "Mr. Reed have you ever been caught masturbating in the closet?"
Reed: "NEVER!!!!"
Question: "It is a good hiding place huh!"

[Bluzmann57]

4. THE Ralph Reed?

Of the christian coalition? Oh yeah I've got a question or more for him. Hey Mr. Reed, what makes you think your brand of religion is correct and mine isn't? What makes you think that such obviously biased churches such as the ones you purport are the only ones that matter should be tax exempt when they obviously aren't houses of worship? There ya go. Whether you ask him or not, it felt good to get that off my chest.

[CO Liberal]

5. Yep - THE Ralphie Boy

If you look at his eyes, they look just like Charles Manson's....