Police: Men Brawl Over a Game of Chess

[Champ]

SLIDELL, La. - An argument over a game of chess ended with a fight in which one player rammed the other's head through a plate-glass window, St. Tammany Parish authorities said.



Robert Talley, 34, was booked with second-degree battery and later released on bond, Sheriff's department spokesman James Hartman said.


Robert Henderson, 42, emerged from the broken window with several serious lacerations, deputies said. He was released after treatment at Northshore Regional Medical Center, Hartman said.


The fight occurred about 1 a.m. Sunday at Talley's house, which is about five miles from Henderson's.




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1. Pawn to E4! I'll fucking kill you!

:D

[Renew Deal]

4. lol

Drink a few beers, start playing chess and watch out. :headbang:

[jpgray]

2. When my brother and I played Risk, he always ended up throwing the dice

At me. He was convinced I had some underhanded devil pact that allowed me to roll better than he did. :eyes: :D

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3. Kings Rook to your rectum!

[Feanorcurufinwe]

5. This is why I stick to ICC

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6. They must have been fighting over En Passant...

"What kind of move was that you lame ***** you can't do that"
"why, Yes I can, thats En Passant"
"En Passant my ass, you aint pulling some coward french ******** rule on me you *****"
"what, what you say, Ill shove this queen up your ****** ass"
"Oh, is that so? How about I drive your head through that glass?"

...and the rest is history

[MrSandman]

7. So much for ...

A quiet game to rest the endorphins.

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8. next thing you know... curling players will shove their broomsticks...

up their opponents you know whats.

So much for the realm of "civilized sport"