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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 09:04 PM
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Name some bad pick up lines.
Here's mine for the evening:

"You have the most beautiful driver's license picture I've ever seen." and other further elaborations on the subject.

I had to go to Walgreen's to pick up a pack of diapers an hour ago. I had to write a check. Not sure where Mr Cashier Guy thought it would lead, but I give him an A for effort anyway.
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 09:05 PM
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1. Nice shoes
Wanna fuck?
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 09:05 PM
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2. Wanna f**k???
Preferred response: "Yes, but not with you."
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 09:07 PM
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4. The best reply to a bad pickup line was unloaded on writer Harlan Ellison.
His line was, "What do you say to a little fuck?"

The reply: "Go away, little fuck."
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 09:07 PM
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3. "My herpes is in submission"
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 09:08 PM
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5. Margaret Cho: "I see some hot guy and go over and say...
STICK IT IN!"

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 09:10 PM
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6. Do you believe in love at first sight,
or do I have to walk by again?
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jdonaldball Donating Member (684 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 09:10 PM
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7. "I am searching for an appropriate vessel
in which to plant my Aryan seed for the sake of the improvement of the Race."
(Er, no I've never said that to anyone. I'm not a pure Aryan :-)
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 09:11 PM
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8. Bend over and grab your ankles
:P
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General Zod Donating Member (652 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 09:17 PM
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9. I might not be Fred Flintstone.......
.....but I sure can make your bed rock!
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 09:17 PM
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10. An ex-girlfriend got this one once
You remind me of a 15-pound bass... I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.

I thought it was hilarious when she told me about getting that a year before we started dating.

TlalocW
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 09:20 PM
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11. Chicks buying diapers are just asking to get picked up
Your premoistened towlettes, or mine?
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 09:23 PM
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12. Ever had your shit pushed in?
note to matcom: Pulling your penis out in public and singing "I'm a Little Teapot" is NOT a pickup line. :D
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comradebillyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 09:46 PM
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13. i'll show you new york the way that
leonardo saw the roof of the sistine chapel
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 10:42 PM
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14. YOu look like my second wife... how many times you been married?...
none.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 10:43 PM
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15. Are those space pants?
cause your ass is out of this world.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 10:44 PM
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16. YOu look like you go to church alot.... and why is that...
Your the type that just shouts "Oh, GOD!" when I look at ya.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 10:48 PM
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17. I think Ive seen you at the Hardware store before.... Really?...
Yes I understand you were looking for a good hammer/screws/nails.
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jdonaldball Donating Member (684 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 10:51 PM
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18. "I'll bet you've been rejected as often as I have"
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 11:08 PM
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19. Got tickets to the gun show?
What gun show

*guy points to his biceps*

THESE guns!

:eyes:
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The Great Escape Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 11:09 PM
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20. This Face Is Leaving In Ten Minutes....and I Want You To Be On It...
I think that is pretty bad!
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 11:11 PM
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21. Okay, well, uh I have never used these but...
Can I borrow a quarter? <"What for?"> I want to call your mother and thank her.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
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Some of these lines will surely show up in the next Leisure Suit Larry PC game.





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ploppy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 11:11 PM
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22. You have
skin like Noxema. :+
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 11:13 PM
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23. Moustache rides are
FREE!
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-..__... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 11:22 PM
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24. I'd eat a mile of your shit...
just to sniff your asshole.

Ok, that's bad. What's even worse is the type of chick who would be receptive to that kind of pick-up line.
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Selwynn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 11:30 PM
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27. HAhahahahhahahahah damn, that's a winner.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 11:35 PM
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28. I thought it was
"just to see where it came from"

anyway, a "golden oldie" no matter how it ends.
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 12:14 AM
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29. My husband
(former Army) always heard that one as "I'd eat a mile of her corn-riddled shit just to see where it came from."

Ug ug and UG again. Ick.

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jdonaldball Donating Member (684 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 11:24 PM
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25. "I joined The Silver Ring Thing and I want to stay a Virgin"
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Ivan Zero Donating Member (184 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 11:26 PM
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26. I seem to have lost my phone number ...
Can I borrow yours?

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