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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:26 PM
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Who wants to hear my Michael Jackson joke?
:shrug:
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:27 PM
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1. Ok
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:27 PM
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2. Sure.
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:32 PM
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5. Here goes!
Edited on Sun Jul-25-04 01:35 PM by VolcanoJen
Why does Michael Jackson like 28 year olds?

Highlight the punch line below:

Because there's TWENTY of 'em!

:+
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:33 PM
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6. Hehehe...evil...but funny.
INNOCENT 'TIL PROVEN GUILTY, DAMMIT! :P
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:35 PM
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7. Oh, absolutely. But humor before justice, I say.
In this case, anyway! :P
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:40 PM
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8. UNSTOPPABLE
I say! :D :bounce: snarf-o-rama!
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 02:53 PM
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21. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag?
One is made of white plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, and the other one is used to carry groceries.
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 02:57 PM
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22. OK, you win!!!!!
Edited on Sun Jul-25-04 02:57 PM by VolcanoJen
:+ :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :+
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Chuckup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:44 PM
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9. He prefers them to 20 - 18-year-olds
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:32 PM
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3. i'll bite
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:32 PM
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4. i'll bite
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:46 PM
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10. I'm almost positive I posted that a while ago.
Plagiarist!!! :(
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:48 PM
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11. How DARE you accuse me of joke theft!
I saw it on Jimmy Kimmel, so there.

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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:49 PM
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12. Ah HAH
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:54 PM
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14. Your post-searching technique is UNSTOPPABLE!
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:56 PM
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15. And I'm also cute and funny and a spectacular kisser.
Your loss. :(
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:52 PM
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13. Ok, that was funny
Now, if I would have posted that I would have been flamed to death. So, thanks for the laugh.
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 02:03 PM
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16. Doesn't look like I'm getting away with it either.
;-)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 02:11 PM
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17. Well, it's not quite a sex thread but I love it all the same.
Thx for the laugh! :D
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 02:12 PM
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18. YOU'RE laughing?
Edited on Sun Jul-25-04 02:15 PM by VolcanoJen
Hon, I'm the one who split a gut when I saw THIS:



Oh, dear God, how I love that!!!! Must... have... now... car... begs... bumper... wants....
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 02:22 PM
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19. how would you like THIS to tuck you in??
:scared:

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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 02:37 PM
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20. STOP IT
Seriously.
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