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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:20 PM
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What sentence are you looking forward to hearing soon?
Mine: At this hour, we can now project that John Forbes Kerry has been elected the 44th President of the United States.
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Champion Jack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:21 PM
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1. President Bush, how do you plead?
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:22 PM
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2. I like that too!
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:23 PM
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5. You beat me to it. Mine was "ABC News today has learned that
ex-pResident bush* has been indicted by the World Court on multiple charges. He has been handed over to the Hague for trial along with Dick Cheney, Richard Perle, Paul Wolfowitz, and Condoleeza Rice."
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amber dog democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:22 PM
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3. I've decided you don't need to go on vacation after all.
the less said the better.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:23 PM
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4. Yes.
Now I just have to figure who to ask and what the question will be. :D
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mermaid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:23 PM
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6. Mr. Kenneth Lay, I Hereby Sentence You To....
n/t
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:31 PM
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7. I, John Forbes Kerry, do solemnly swear.... n/t
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:39 PM
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8. I, uh, I have just called, Senator Kerry to, uh, to congratulate him
This election might be the first one I stay up for.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:56 PM
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13. Me too!
I wish we could set up a conference call with all the DU'ers.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:58 PM
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15. It'll be a lot easier for you to stay up than for me --
We have to wait for your polls to close. Poor Hawaiians! :)
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 02:01 PM
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16. I'll call ya when he wins
and then we can make prank calls to the White House.

"Hello, this is U-Haul calling. We have a van reserved for Mrs. Laura 'Pickles' Bush for January 20th. It seems that her credit card has been declined."
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 02:06 PM
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18. heh - how 'bout this one
Hello, West Wing Office Manager? This is Dell Computers, again. I understand you'll soon be leaving your position. Can you tell me when we'll receive payment for these twenty gross of "W" keys?
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 02:42 PM
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21. LOL!
You owe me a new monitor! I just spit a cape cod on it! :silly:
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 03:01 PM
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24. Fair enough.
:silly: indeed.

(what's a cape cod? I hope it's not a fish cocktail...)
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 04:43 PM
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26. Vodka and Cranberry
w/ a bass on the side :silly:
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2cents Donating Member (522 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:41 PM
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9. Here's your check for winning the lottery. n/t
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candy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:42 PM
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10. It's the first day of fall !!!
I hate the summer---sorry this isn't political but the header didn't suggest that it should be.
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Nite Owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:55 PM
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11. "Looks like John Kerry has won this election in a
landslide and will be working with a Democratic Congress."
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RFKHumphreyObama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:55 PM
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12. My choice
Edited on Sun Jul-25-04 01:57 PM by socialdemocrat1981
I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.

John Forbes Kerry, January 20 2005
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 01:58 PM
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14. Here's another ...
Somewhere in Maine (or Texas) ol' Bug Eyes will be holding her head on election night nursing a cocktail moaning "Oh, my beautiful mind. Oh, my beautiful mind!"
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VoteDemocratic2004 Donating Member (691 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 02:03 PM
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17. What I would like to hear is
"I found someone else and I want to be honest with you I have been scamming you all along...good by".

It would put a closure on a relationship in my life and I could move on if it was admitted to me.
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GCP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 02:08 PM
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19. George W. Bush I sentence you to 20 years to life
For crimes against humanity.
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 02:32 PM
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20. Now baby, now nt
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scarlet_owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 02:44 PM
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22. The sentence I'm looking forward to has nothing to do with politics.
I'm waiting for "Mrs. Zimmerman, you're pregnant."
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MaryBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 02:45 PM
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23. "I'd like to make an appointment."
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 03:10 PM
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25. Actually . . .

At this hour, we can now project that John Forbes Kerry has been elected the
43rd President of the United States, ending the four-year long vacancy of the office during the interregnum of the Bush dictatorship.

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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 04:45 PM
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27. Here's the keys to your new M5
:7

I guy can dream

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jdonaldball Donating Member (684 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 04:56 PM
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28. "John Aschcroft's body was found with his
gay lover Karl Rove in an apparent double suicide after warrants were issued for their arrest."
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 05:06 PM
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29. "Mr. Limbaugh, You are hereby sentenced to 15 years in jail
for your conviction on doctor shopping, conspiring to acquire illegal drugs and for being an all-around asshole."


on a personal note:

"Honey, I think you're right...we should try again. I'm willing to try and make it work."
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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-04 05:21 PM
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30. George W to the Repuke CONvention
Edited on Sun Jul-25-04 05:21 PM by ikojo
"I will not seek nor will I accept the nomination of my party to be your president. I will be handing myself over to the authorities at the close of this speech. I will take no questions as I have been advised by my attorneys not to answer any questions until the World Court Trial. I hereby resign my position as the president of the United States. It was an office I had neither earned nor won honestly."
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