First thing you'd do if you went to Heaven

[Beware the Beast Man]

Poll question: First thing you'd do if you went to Heaven

Granted you believe in an afterlife, what is the first you'd do when you'd get there? Remember, you have an eternity, so there's plenty to catch up on.

[ewagner]

1. Help me understand

this whole "space/time continuium" thing...

[sus]

2. take a nap

[Mara Steele]

5. On some fluffy white clouds?

:hi:

...Can I take one with you?? :D :evilgrin:

[sus]

7. sure. the more the merrier.

i'll bet they have wicked cool carpet samples there.

:hi:

[Mara Steele]

8. Kick-ass!

Sus!! are you making a lesbian joke??? :wow: :D

[sus]

10. hahahahaha!!!

no, i wasn't! not intentionally anyway..but i can see what you mean now.

i was reminiscing about kindergarten.

must you cheapen everything?

:)

[Mara Steele]

16. Yes...I'm like that

Randiness can do that to a gal... :D

[Mara Steele]

17. Talk about Freudian slips!!

....I think you made one, honey!! :evilgrin:

[Drifter]

3. I would search for

Frank Zappa.

I'm sure he has not been sitting ideally for the past 10 years.

Cheers
Drifter

[Lavender Brown]

4. Hang out with my grandfathers

I never met them. Then on to the Beatles!

[Birthmark]

6. I'd take a swing at God...

...for the thoughtful childhood diseases he made.

[fudge stripe cookays]

9. Go give my dad the biggest hug I've ever given him!

Since it's been 24 years since I've seen him and hopefully it'll be a few more before I get there.

Then, my Uncle Bum, then all my grandparents and all my genealogical subjects. I'm glad I studied German now!

FSC

[Radical Activist]

11. ask "how the hell did I get here?"

[wickerwoman]

12. Eat an enormous steak, baked potato dripping with butter

and a ten foot tall hot fudge brownie with vanilla ice cream.

You don't want to know what I'd do after that.

Which is probably why I'm never going to heaven in the first place.

My cosmic chips are on reincarnation.

[GOPisEvil]

13. I'd ask to meet God...anyone with THAT sense of humor has to be fun!

[johnnie]

14. I'd ask for my refund n/t

[Aristus]

15. Take Voltaire, Ben Franklin and Oscar Wilde out to lunch.

Coffee for Voltaire, a good French wine for Ben, and some absinthe for Oscar. Man, the conversation!

[zbdent]

18. Die of surprise

wait a minute, . . .