What was the worst movie you ever saw?

[coloradodem2005]

Mine: A couple of years ago, I rented a movie called "The Last Man on Earth". It was a scenario where all but three people died. It had Jeri Ryan and one ugly guy competing for her and a younger good-looking guy who was after her. The ugly guy kept talking about the Shatabi Indians and it was booring.

[bluestateguy]

1. Grease 2

An abomination that should be relegated to the ashbin of history.

[General Zod]

21. Red Dawn

So bad that I'm amazed that Patrick Swayze's career took off after this fiasco. Of course the freepers love it.

[sundog]

29. How dare you diss Grease 2!

that is a classic :grr: :hi:

[VoteDemocratic2004]

2. Texas Chainsaw Mascare 3rd or 4th one

How many times can they redo a movie about people eating people :puke:

[BlackVelvetElvis]

3. I walked out on one

Ken Russell's "Lair of the White Worm" when it was in the theater.
What the hell was that about?

[Khephra]

18. I'm shocked that you didn't like that

We have similar tastes and I LOVE that movie. Ken Russell is one of my movie directing gods.

[Forkboy]

31. Same here...loved that movie

but yeah,it is weird :)

[antigone382]

111. I can think of three

feardotcom, Underworld (which I had high hopes for), and this weird '80's movie about a comet that strikes the Earth, wiping out most of humanity. Of the survivors, everybody who breathes in the dust goes crazy and starts turning into ash or something. Anybody know the name?

[bahrbearian]

4. Begotten... ask Heyhey

[Khephra]

16. I meant to post to your other comment on "Begotten"

I thought almost no one knew about that movie. It was even too out there for me.

BTW, the director moved on to shooting Marilyn Manson videos. He's much more suited to that form. He's actually a good video director.

[ThoughtCriminal]

5. Hard to pick since I'm not sure

which Batman movie was the worst.

I make a distinction between awful big name, big studio movies that are crap, and so-bad-they're funny Ed Wood type movies.

[fujiyama]

72. The first one wasn't bad

The second wasn't as good as the first, but the last two were just terrible. Clooney takes some responsibility for ruining the franchise, but much more blame should go to Joel Schumaker -- what a shitty director!

[texas1928]

6. Natural Born Killers

I am still wondering why I wasted two hours of my life on that one.

[lazarus]

62. Not a Tarantino fan?

I loved NBK. Great film, great commentary on the media and American culture.

[texas1928]

98. I found it disturbing.

And just plain sick and disgusting. I still wonder why I sat through the whole thing.

[lazarus]

112. It was supposed to be disturbing

That was the point of the film.

[Yupster]

7. My Dinner With Andre

Just bad. Couldn't leave because you figured something would have to happen eventually.

[Kat45]

23. Yes, that was soooooo boring.

And all the critics loved it!

[tigereye]

32. I love that movie

I have seen it more than once. I guess I have a high tolerance. There are so many cool nuances in it and stories. I love Wallace Shawn, though.

[Guy Fawkes]

40. I loved it, too!

[The_Gopher]

86. i wanted to scream "NO!!!!!" when they ordered dessert.

[tigereye]

94. it does go on, but that's what I liked about it

[yardwork]

41. Loved it!

I guess you have to be in the right mood. I was entranced.

[soupkitchen]

8. I was just watching some movie about army ants in Alaska

And continued to watch it simply because I thought it was the worst movie I ever saw.

[mulsh]

9. Prosperos Books

unwatchable inspite of the nudity. worse than plan 9, the man with 2 heads or I spit on your grave. true dreck as only the brittish can produce.

[noonwitch]

79. I agree, and it could have been so much better

"The Tempest" is a great story. Someone should try to make a coherent movie of it. I saw the version with Molly Ringwald and John Cassavetes, but it used the basic story, but not the dialogue.

[iconoclastic cat]

10. Demonlover.

What a pile of crap. I spent four hours trying to track down email addresses of those involved so that I could demand my money back.

[WillyBrandt]

11. Easy: Nell

[Beware the Beast Man]

12. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Absolutely awful.

[Somawas]

13. The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover

would be the worst foreign picture.

A total abomination called "M Butterfly" starring Jeremy Irons would be the worst Merkun one.

[sundog]

36. I thought The Cook... was amazing

I love Peter Geenaway movies -- all of his stuff is really abstract, really graphic -- wild director

[Wilber_Stool]

14. The Conquerers

John Wayne as Genghis Kahn. Need I say more? One of the worst movies I ever watched all the way through.

[tcfrogs]

15. Nadine

Kim Basinger and I think Jeff Bridges??? Terrible!

[Peachhead22]

17. Oh Brother, Wherefore Art Thou

George Clooney as a 1930's excaped convict with an inexplicable fetish for particular brand of hair cream and a penchant for spouting "wisdom" to his two dimwitted sidekicks like a bad Pres. Bartlett imitation. My description cannot convey the putridness of that clusterf*ck. It looked like it was trying to be art but was just pretentious BS.

"Joe Verses The Volcano" and "Boogie Nights" were close 2nd and 3rd.

[skjpm]

20. moulin rouge

followed by Spiderman 2.

[Khephra]

22. I'm with you on that one

The Cohen Brothers normally can do no wrong in my eyes. Eventually they had to and they did with "Brother".

Add on the fact that I was "abused" with bluegrass music as a teen and it makes "Brother" one of the worst viewing experiences that I've ever had.

I think half of the reason that the film is as popular as it is is because people feel "hip" listening to bluegrass.

[SaveElmer]

78. Boy do you have this one wrong !!

O' Brother is a great, funny movie with a message...I loved it!

[HEyHEY]

19. The Virgin Suicides

SNOOOOORRRRR

[Screaming Lord Byron]

92. Yeah. Totally unengaging.

[Mr. Blonde]

24. Can't pick just one

Super Troopers is very high on my list. Dickie Roberts and The Blair Witch Project are also notable terrible flicks.

[SmileyBoy]

25. Remember The Titans

Horrible plot, puke-inducing acting, shitty storyline, it SUCKED.

[Cybergata]

26. Caligula

Caligula is the only movie I have walked out of. I was young at the time, so maybe these days I would not be as grossed out as I was in 1977 or 78. It still was a rotten movie.

:hippie:

[sundog]

30. You must not have seen the unrated version

Doubt you would walk out on that one :evilgrin:

[Cybergata]

49. Are you sure I didn't see the X-rated version?

I was young....fisting was new to me. I believe the version I saw was X-rated. My brother dragged me along. I was expecting I Claudius, which was a far cry Caligula.

:hippie:

[sundog]

51. lol--

ok, ok... but nonetheless, the movie is a wonder to behold... like a train wreck, you can't turn away... I have a deep appreciation for trash cinema :)

[Cybergata]

52. Well.....

at the time, I hadn't watched Pink Flamingos 20 times yet. John Waters, bless his soul, helped me mature into a trash cinema appreciator. But his movies go for trash, I'm not so sure that was what they were trying to do with Caligula.

"oh mama, they sent you a turd!"

:hippie:

[yardwork]

42. Roger Ebert walked out of that one!

I think he said it was the worst movie he'd ever seen. Or close.

[sundog]

43. again, ebert must have been watching the r-rated version

---

[lazarus]

63. Ebert wrote

"Beyond the Valley of the Dolls"

So he knows bad movies.

[Speck Tater]

27. Battlefield Earth.

with Species II following a close second.

[antigone382]

110. I strongly second that

On both counts.

I've at least partially enjoyed most John Travolta films, but that one was a huge stinker.

[drumwolf]

28. "Cool as ice", the Vanilla Ice flick from 1991

That is the single most jaw-droppingly awful (and, as a result, unintentionally hilarious) movie I have ever seen.

"Drop that zero and get with the hero!"

:wow:

BTW, not only was Vanilla Ice an awful rapper with zero credibility, but he also has the distinction of being the only rapper to be a total wash as an actor as well. Every other rapper who has gone into acting has done quite respectably at it, regardless of how credible they are as rappers (such as Ice Cube, Ice-T, 2Pac, and "Marky Mark" Wahlberg).

[Forkboy]

33. The American Godzilla

or GINO (Godzilla In Name Only) for short. :mad:

[Khephra]

47. There were moments of greatness in that movie

If only that 10% had been complimented by someone who understood Godzilla then it would have been great.

[Forkboy]

50. I dont see how anyone can fuck up a Godzilla movie

it's the simplist formula in the world :)

What's sad is the original script was really cool,and had Godzilla fighting another monster in NYC.

God,it could have been so cool to see Godzilla done with Hollywood effects...but damn,what a stupid ass script they went with.Godzilla goes to NYC for PRIVACY? No atomic breath? Lays eggs? The people escape from Godzilla's mouth in a cab? Godzilla dies...DIES?

Oy vey :eyes:

As you can tell I was disappointed :)

The good news is this year's Godzilla:Final Wars has him battling 13 (count 'em) different monsters from past Godzilla movies in a monster bash free for all!!!

The bad news is it will be the last G movie for 5 to 10 years :-(

[Khephra]

55. Don't despair

The director of the new Godzilla film did one of my favorite Japanese/martial arts/zombie films ever -- VERSUS.

If you haven't seen VERSUS then BUY IT NOW.





Excellent flick with a forced, heavy handed ending., September 13, 2003

Reviewer: Stephen Cords (Brockton, MA USA) - See all my reviews
I loved this movie. If Tarrantino made an asian inspired sword and sorcery epic with the design team from the first couple of Evil Dead movies it would be Versus.

I'm not going to rehash plot here. A few reviews here on Amazon already go through the story almost scene by scene. The acting is passable, but we're not talking Shakespear here. The fight scenes are excellent, but what really made this movie memorable for me was the camera work.

One school of thought is that if you notice the camera work in a film, the cinemetographer isn't doing their job. The first time I watched this flick I was so pulled in by the visuals that I wasn't even aware of the fact that I was watching a movie. I truly felt carried away by the film. However, when skipping through a few scenes I really enjoyed a couple of days later I noticed a very interesting tool used by the filmmakers. Each of the fight scenes is shot in a completely different manner. An early series of shots where we have no idea what is going on is patched together seemingly at random. Loads of quick edits get the viewer totally lost in the action. You really get the feeling that you're seeing the coolest moves and effects, but it's hyper-real and very confusing. At the end the camera pulls back just so we can see who is left standing and who is down.

Later there is a sword fight between two principle characters that is shot in a very interesting manner. When the combatants are in motion, so is the camera. When they pause between attacks the camera does as well. Very effective.

The only mis-step, in my opinion, is the hackneed ending. Where there are questionable motivations for all the characters involved and no one really even knows what side they are fighting for leaving a questionable ending would have suited me just fine. The epilogue feels tacked on at the request of a bunch of studio execs. Just turn the flick off when the last folks left alive get on the motorcycle and you'll feel like watching Versus was time well spent. --This text refers to the DVD edition

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000095J2Y/qid=1090385994/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/104-7599163-6255900?v=glance&s=dvd

[Forkboy]

58. I've heard it's awesome from a bunch of people

The director will try his hand in America (rumored to be with Tarantino) after Godzilla:Final Wars.

I'm dying to see Versus....martial arts and zombies? Are you kidding me? How bad can it be? :)

When the combatants are in motion, so is the camera. John Woo always did this too in his Asian flicks...even now his camera rarely sits still.If done right it's a great thing.If done wrong (Armageddon anyone?) it's gives one a headache.

I have high hopes for G:FW...from all I've read this guy is a very good director already.

[ronnykmarshall]

90. I hear ya on that.

[sundog]

34. Jaws the Revenge

--

[Marvelous_Smarty]

35. The Day After Tommorow,

I sat through it only because of the whiz bang special effects. I did not care if the characters (paper thin as they were) made it through or not and actually found myself wishing horribly frigid deaths on a couple of them.

[MrScorpio]

37. Collateral - Hands down

I needed a barf bag fior that movie

[LTR]

38. Blair Witch Project

The only talent associated with that POS home movie is the talent to garner all that hype to watch it.

Just horrible.

Next would be "Moulin Rouge". Awful!

[Khephra]

46. I liked the first half hour of Moulin Rouge

But when the whole "She's deathly ill" plot came to play, it started to suck.

[fujiyama]

75. BWP

terribly overrated. Didn't scare me...wasn't suspensful...I just wanted it to end.

[Reverend_Smitty]

100. I agree

That movie gave me a headache and little else. Probably the most over-hyped movie EVER!!!!

[Khephra]

39. My pick

"King Kong Lives"

A friend of mine went with me to a double feature and "Kong" was the second feature. I started telling my friend what would happen next, knowing nothing about the movie, and I was always right.

When Linda (whatshername from the Terminator films) started to cross this river, I made a bet with my friend. I said, "She's going to fall into the river." and he said "No way". I then said, "If she does, we're leaving." He said "Cool. You got a bet."

Then she fell into the river.

[FredScuttle]

44. Basic Instinct

Most overhyped piece of trash I've ever seen...I'm in the minority when I say that the "Basic Instinct" script was more puerile, asinine and straight-up ridiculous than Esterhas' script for "Showgirls" (another nominee)

[Bucky]

45. Traffic School - a sorta poor cousin to Police Academy

In fact, it starred Bill Murray's cousin doing a bad Bill Murray impression, Stacey Keach's brother doing a bad Stacey Keach impression, and Sally Kellerman slumming for the rent money.

[Khephra]

48. Don't forget

It also stared the "Where's the beef?" lady.

:evilgrin:

[Spirochete]

76. I remember that one

the title was Moving Violations, wasn't it?

[MuseRider]

53. "The Mario Brothers"

movie. My kids HAD to see it. That and perhaps "Spaced Invaders" but I slept through most of that. Yes, I know, the kids probably threw popcorn while I snoozed but it was really god awful.

[Radical Activist]

54. Blues Brothers 2000

I love the first one, which made this bad sequel that much more disappointing.

[Khephra]

57. Landis was phoning that one in, that's for sure.

Warning sign #1 for any film: if they add a young kid, the film is DOA.

[Nikia]

56. Very Bad Things

Maybe I don't appreciate dark comedies like I should, but that movie wasn't funny. It was horrible and kept on getting worse.

[LibertyorDeath]

59. Howard the Duck

I swear if I ever get my hands on the people that made
this colossal POS the things I'm gonna do to them.

[Wcross]

120. Aw, that was a funny movie.

Of course it helped if you smoked a couple of fatties b-4 watching.

[tcfrogs]

60. F/911

Ducking....

ONLY KIDDING!!!

[The Zanti Regent]

61. "Can't Stop The Music" with the Village People

and other screen immortals such as Valerie Perrine, Steve Guttenberg and the immortal Bruce Jenner. And, don't forget the RAZZIE style direction by Nancy Walker...

The part where the leatherman gets down on his knees and sings "Mammy"...Oh, how I wish Al Jolson would have risen from the grave...

[Forkboy]

64. Wait,I just remembered I saw Xanadu

Olivia Newton John...what an actress!!! :eyes:

[onebigbadwulf]

65. Gangs of New York

that's right! Worst movie ever

[maveric]

66. Pros and Cons.

With that repug wannabe comedian, Larry Miller.
Real bad! :puke:

[AlFrankenFan]

67. All the Spy Kid ones

The Princess Diaries as well. If you can't tell i don't like kid movies lol

[bookfreak]

68. Friday After Next

That had to be the dumbest waste of celluloid I've ever seen in my life.

Oh wait, there was "The Earthling"...that piece of crap they showed us back in Jr. high school or thereabouts. It had Ricky Schroeder in it.


If you ever have insomnia I highly recommmend either one of these.

[flamingyouth]

69. Eegah!

Each time this comes up, I post the same film.:D

[dancing kali]

70. So many to choose from. . .

The Creeping Terror - no dialogue, which would seem merciful (there's a legend attached to the film about the soundtrack falling into a lake), but it was replaced by a voiceover narration. The monster starts out as a huge tarp or carpet with two people under it (if you look closely at times you can see their sneakers) and gets caught on branches, rocks, etc.. Everytime it attacks, the victim is pulled inside. By the end of the movie there are a number of people under there and it moves around much easier. I recently saw a MST3K dvd in a HMV store that had this on it.

Night of the Lepus - that's right folks. . . killer bunnies. Little girl releases lab bunny that scientist parents have injected with an untested experimental serum to make them less likely to do what bunnies do best. Unfortunately, it somehow had the effect of making bunny grow and then infect a whole colony of wild bunnies causing them to grow (to the size of houses) who then set off to terrorize ranchers and livestock. DeForrest Kelly was in this one and got to kneel over a dead bunny and utter the words. . . "it's dead. . ." I almost expected him to whip out the tricorder. From what I understand, the MST folks never got their hands on this one.

There was a science fiction movie whose name I can't remember. . . there was an on going gag that whenever someone said "Blue Star" ominous music would play and everyone would look around for where it came from. Dorothy Stratton was in it. I saw a bit of it on tv a few months ago. . . it was every bit as bad as I remembered. Tasteless doesn't even begin to cover it.

Killer Tomatos.

I was in to the old Hammer Films when I was a kid. Most of those were pretty bad (still adore Christopher Lee, though).

[NashVegas]

71. My Bloody Valentine

Didn't give it a second thought after it was over.

[fujiyama]

73. Ballistic

Ecks vs Sever. Wow, truly terrible. Some action flick with Antonio Banderas and Lucy Lui...with the most idiotic plot line you could imagine. I can't believe my friend dragged me to that. I had no idea what it would be about before hand.

An honorable mention goes to Showgirls. I've seen late night Skinemax flicks with a better plotline and acting.

[Kellanved]

74. Tie: "Highlander 2 " and "Manitou's shoe"

Not actually about the movie, but about it's sequel; you'll get the idea.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr/international/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000575233

[clidaw]

77. Signs, with Mel Gibson, may be the worst for me.

I've seen other bad movies of course (The Towering Inferno was the most recent stinker; I grew so bored that I started looking for special effects mistakes), but I felt like I wasted two hours with Signs because the resolution was so horribly idiotic (at least to me). The director seemed to espouse a solution to life that I couldn't disagree with more. He certainly has the right to do that, but it ruined what was an indifferent film at best up to that point.

[fudge stripe cookays]

82. I love the way the ads always have to say the director's name....

like it's SOOOO dramatic....

M Night Shyamalan's......SIGNS.

I heard one of the funniest things I'd heard on local radio for awhile yesterday....a fake movie trailer.

"We have an understanding of the creatures in the forest...."
"There's a sign on my door."
"Mine too. It's a letter."
"What letter?"
"It's an A."
"I got one too. It's a Y."
"Mine's an M..."

{{{scream}}}}

M Night Shyamalan's....The Village....People!

Guess you had to be there. I almost wrecked my car I was laughing too hard.

[Yupster]

107. I thought Signs was

terrible too. The worst part is that I didn't expect horrible.

In a related note, the movie "Communion" was wretchedly awfullicious.

The worst part was the book was so good, and they still managed to ruin it completely. Made a seriously scary book into a joke of a movie. That couldn't have been easy.

[Coventina]

80. Walked out of "War of the Roses" and "Heat"

but I did sit through "Manos, The Hands of Fate"!

[LynneSin]

81. I've only ever walked out on one movie: Eyes Wide Shut

There are bad movies I've seen but I've usually gone in there knowing that the movies are bad and it doesn't phase me.

But I expected so much more from Stanley Kubrick and this was just horrible!!! The irritating music score, especially during the orgy scene is what drove me to finally leave the movie (and believe me, at least a dozen folks left before me). Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman have absolutely no chemistry together, but we knew that from "Days of Thunder" and "Far and Away".

WORST MOVIE because I had expectations of it being better

[VOX]

115. A strong second for "Eyes Wide Shut"...so much hype about Kubrick's last..

film, and IMO, it was dreadful.

The sex-stuff is so old-hat that it utterly fails to shock. The movie is plodding, tedious, and utterly lacking in any wit.

The movie is a sad exit from the man who gave us "Lolita," "Paths of Glory," "Dr. Strangelove," etc.

[MissMillie]

83. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Potty humor is only funny for 10 seconds.

[LynneSin]

84. The first one was a charmer but the other 2 were basically

rehashing the same bad jokes from the first movie

[RandomKoolzip]

85. The Breakfast Club.

Still don't get why people my age think this was a masterpiece. I hated it...even thinking about it makes me feel a little angry.

This movie turned an entire generation off to politics with a single exchange of dialogue:

"Cool" Kid: So you have a fake I.D. but you don't drink?

Nerdy Kid: Yeah.

"Cool" Kid: So why do you have a fake I.D.?

Nerdy Kid: So I can vote.

("Cool" kids exchange looks of revulsion and disgust, as if Nerdy Kid was a leper)

I hated the fucking 80's.

[tigereye]

95. don't think it was a masterpiece

but I have a soft spot for it. The characters are kind of fun and it is interesting how they move from being sterotypes to more complex. There was a lot of good satire and wit in it, as well. The music is a guilty pleasure as well.

[The_Gopher]

87. "Men of Honor"....deniro and cuba gooding junior.....bad bad bad

[TheRedMan]

88. The Karate Kid, part 3 (still Ralph Macchio)

I was 12 and asked to leave early...

[Yupster]

108. Was Ralph

30 yet?

[ronnykmarshall]

89. Endless Love

What a bomb!

When credits were rolling I said "That sucked!" and everyone in the theater starting laughing.

[ThreeCatNight]

91. Donning my flame retardant suit...Donny Darko...

I know this is a cult classic, but I feel asleep not once but twice during my first expeience with this waste of celuloid. I even tried giving it a another shot a couple of days later, and ZZZzzzz again.
Plus the fact that it has Patrick Swayze in it. I cannot stand that man. His acting is cardboard, characters are without any depth.

[Kid_A]

93. Van Helsing

Horrible. Just horrible.

Close seconds are "Mission to Mars" and "Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2".

Complete and utter shit.

[Tracer]

96. The only movie I ever walked out on ...

"American Werewolf in London".

Coming in a close second: "Armageddon" Ñ that intensely stupid flick with Bruce Willis.

[Shananigans]

97. "It's Pat"

Hands down the worst movie of all time.

[Lindacooks]

99. White Men Can't Jump

or, as I retitled it, "White Men Can't Act".

[slutticus]

101. "Robo Cop 3"...

...also "Cold Creek Manor" and "Batman Forever" were quite putrid

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

102. "Arthur 2" sucked ass.

[-..__...]

103. Any of the "Austin Powers" movies.

Followed by "True Stories" and "Koyaanisqatsi".

[tnhatesbush]

104. American Anthem

American Anthem had to be the worst. Great soundtrack, but terrible movie

[lumberingbear]

105. Downhill Racer (1969-Robert Redford)

Pooey, yuck, stinkie and...... :boring:

[Mara Steele]

106. 50 FIRST DATES......Barf!!!

Normally I really have nothing against heterosexual romances, and I even enjoy the really good films about them...

But this movie... UGH!!! PUKE!! :puke:

Not to mention the stupid Native Hawaian stereotypes, those kind of pissed me off, too...

Yeah, bad movie. Definitely. :puke:

[slinkerwink]

109. "all about my mother" by almodavar

[politicat]

113. "Once Bitten"

Early 80s, early Jim Carrey. My sisters loved it on video.

The dumbest, most hackneyed vampire flick ever made. 120 minutes of "Get me virgin's blood!!"

Sigh.....

At least J. Carrey turned into a better actor (tho' the Pet Detective movies are in his hall of shame, too.)

Pcat

[Mordecai]

114. Anything with Jim Carrey.

He's a horrible actor.

116. Liquid Sky

is the one I always immediately think of, so it gets my vote.

[Gothic Sponge]

117. Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

[SarahB]

118. Intersection

1994- Sharon Stone, Richard Gere. Pointless movie.

[LuCifer]

119. "Ghosts In The Machine"

To call that movie a pile of turd would be a compliment!

I liked it better when it was originally "LAWNMOWER MAN!"

Lu Cifer

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Listen to Neil Rogers weekdays
10 AM to 2 PM on Miami's
WQAM AM 560 or via the net
http://www.NeilRogers.com/Listen
And be sure to check out all of
http://www.NeilRogers.com OOH!

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Also check out and CTRL D / Bookmark:

http://www.RandiRhodesArchives.com -- Miss a show?
Looking for Randi's interview with X person? Then
THIS IS WHERE YOU NEED TO GO! Also, if you can,
PLEASE donate to them, even if it's just a
couple bucks, every bit HELPS with bandwith
costs, etc.

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http://Contribute.JohnKerry.com -- DONATE TO
DEFEAT BUSHitler! Even if it's $1! EVERY LAST
BIT *DOES* MAKE A DIFFERENCE! Even if you can't
vote for whatever reason, you CAN HELP GIVE
BUSHitler HIS UNEMPLOYMENT NOTICE! ALSO, GET
OTHERS TO AS WELL PLEASE!

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http://www.RockTheVote.com -- REGISTER TO VOTE
ONLINE! IT WILL ONLY TAKE A FEW MINUTES!
GET EVERYONE YOU CAN TO, AND GET THEM TO VOTE
NOT ONLY FOR JOHN KERRY FOR PRESIDENT, BUT, MAKE
DAMN SURE THEY VOTE ***ALL DEMOCRAT*** ON
NOVEMBER 2! WE MUST SEND THESE RIGHTWING TROLLS
A MESSAGE THAT WE WILL NOT PUT UP WITH THEIR
ANTI-AMERICAN CRAP!

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http://www.PunkVoter.com a GREAT site!

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http://www.TheRandiRhodesShow.com -- Official
site, tons of articles, links & MORE!

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Still more great sites:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SternAndMore/join
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/LeftWingRadicals/join
http://www.MichaelMoore.com
http://www.TrueMajority.org
http://www.HowardStern.com
http://www.KOAM.com
http://www.Animaux.Net/Stern
http://www.Elmongo.org
http://www.Chuck69.com
http://www.BestTalkRadio.com
http://www.SternVoter.com
http://www.BuzzFlash.com
http://www.MoveOn.Org
http://www.DrudgeRetort.com
http://www.LynnSamuels.com
http://www.SmudgeReport.com
http://www.DemocraticUnderground.com
http://www.StopFCC.com
http://www.AintNoRight.com
http://www.StopFCC.com
http://www.SupportHowardStern.net
http://www.SaveHoward.org
http://www.SaveHowardStern.net
http://scifi.squawk.com/howard.html
http://www.liglobal.com/www2/html/stern

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"All Laws Which Are Repugnant to The Constitution Are Null And Void"
-- Marbury Vs. Madison 5 US 137,174
http://www.restoringamerica.org/documents/marburyVmadison_text.html

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From The US Declaration of Independence:

"That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among
Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed,
-- That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these
ends, It is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and
to institute new Government, Laying its foundation on such principles
and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most
likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
"But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably
the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute
Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such
Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."

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The 1st Amendment of the United States Constitution:

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment
of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;
or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or
the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to
petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

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IT'S...AN FCC/CHEAP CHANNEL/RIGHTWING NAZI BEATDOWN!!!

Listen to Howard Stern on (all are FM, unless otherwise noted!):

Albany, NY - 103.9 WQBK & 103.5 WQBJ
Atlantic City, NJ - 102.7 WJSE
Austin, TX - 104.3 KQBT = NEW!!!
Baltimore, MD - 105.7 WXYV
Boston, MA - 104.1 WBCN
Buffalo, NY - 92.9 WBUF
Burlington, VT - 106.7 WIZN
Cape Cod, MA - 102.9 WPXC
Charleston, SC - 98.1 WYBB
Chicago, IL - 105.9 WCKG
Cincinnati, OH - 97.3 WAQZ
Cleveland, OH - 98.5 WNCX
Columbus, OH - 99.7 WBZX
Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX - 105.3 KLLI
Detroit/Flint/Ann Arbor, MI - 97.1 WKRK
Fall River, MA - 100.3 WKKB
Fresno, CA - 105.9 KRNC = NEW!!!
Ft. Myers/Naples, FL - 96.1 WRXK
Grand Rapids, MI - 1340 AM WBBL
Harrisburg/York, PA - 105.7 WQXA
Hartford, CT - 106.9 WCCC
Houston, TX - 650 AM KIKK = NEW!!!
Internet - News:Alt.Binaries.Howard-Stern
Kennebunk, ME - 104.7 WQEZ
Las Vegas, NV - 107.5 KXTE
Lexington/Frankfort, KY - 96.1 WLXO
Los Angeles, CA - 97.1 KLSX
Memphis, TN - 92.9 WMFS
Narragansett, RI - 102.7 WAKX
New York City, NY - 92.3 WXRK
Orlando/Daytona/Melbourne/Gainsville, FL - 105.9 WOCL = NEW!!!
Philadelphia, PA - 94.1 WYSP
Phoenix, AZ - 101.5 KZON
Pittsburgh, PA - 93.7 WBZZ = NEW!!!
Portland, ME - 106.7 WMTW
Portland, OR - 101.1 KUFO
Providence, RI - 106.3 WWKX
Reno, NV - 1270 AM KBZZ
Rochester, NY - 94.1 WZNE = NEW!!!
Sacramento, CA - 93.7 KXOA
St. Louis, MO - 105.7 KPNT
San Diego, CA - 103.7 KPLN = NEW!!!
San Francisco/San Jose, CA - 105.3 KITS
Seattle, WA - 99.9 KISW
Syracuse, NY - 95.7 WAQX
Tampa/St. Pete/Sarasota/Lakeland, FL - 1010 AM WBZZ = NEW!!!
Washington, DC - 106.7 WJFK
West Palm Beach/Ft. Lauderdale/Vero Beach, FL - 103.1 WPBZ = NEW!!!