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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:31 PM
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So what do you think your last thought will be when you die?
Mine:

Oh SHIT I'M DEAD!!!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:32 PM
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1. Ooooh...shiny light!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:32 PM
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2. "I should have taken acid when the RN offered it!"
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:33 PM
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3. probably...
:wtf: was that all about?
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jukes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:33 PM
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4. thank yahweh
*that's* over...
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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:37 PM
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5. "Truck!"
or maybe "Oops!"
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Stew225 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:37 PM
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6. "I wonder if I turned the stove off" eom
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:38 PM
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7. Fuck Bush
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traco Donating Member (579 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 10:27 PM
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30. Are you planning on dying that soon?
I mean, aren't we going to vote him out of office this November?
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hyphenate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 05:26 PM
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82. That's all I'm waiting for
j/k!
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Mike Niendorff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:38 PM
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8. "Well I'll be damned ..."

:evilgrin:


MDN

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amber dog democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:39 PM
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9. rosebud
just before the paperweight falls to the floor and breaks.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:39 PM
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10. Thought of another one
All I did was raise that horse's tail where I found that golf ball and said it looked like hers.
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Mike Niendorff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:43 PM
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11. "Hmmm ... did he fire six shots, or only five? ..."
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 05:45 PM
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87. Too bad he was using a Glock.
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1monster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:43 PM
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12. Just after dark one evening about 20 some odd years ago, I was
Edited on Mon Jul-19-04 08:46 PM by 1monster
riding a moped for the three and a half mile trip home, WHEN...A car came up from behind, hit me, and kept right on going.

There was instant knowledge that I was going to die. And I was thinking, "OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!

By the time I finished the third "OH MY GOD!!" I found that I had stopped flying through the air and rolling on the road, (after hitting it) and realized that I was still alive and, miraculously, relatively unhurt (scrapes, bruises, headache, broken glasses, and half my hair fell out the next day, but not bad considering).

From that experience, I think those might be my last thoughts.
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Nevernose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:53 PM
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15. In all seriousness--
I killed a guy a few years ago. I won't go into details, but I will say that the accident wasn't my fault -- there were a few witnesses, including an on-duty police officer.

Even so, as I ran back to the impact point, all I could say was "OH MY GODD!!! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!!" I watched as his blood poured out into the street and down the gutter. Changed my outlook on God, that's for damned sure.

I have long suspected that those might be everyone's last thoughts.
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eaprez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:46 PM
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13. I narrowly missed being hit head on some months back...
...by some idiot...I remember telling people that my last word would have been 'BASTARD' as thats what I yelled out loud when my brakes were squeeling.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:50 PM
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14. Either "not yet" or...
"ready or not, here I come". :)
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 09:01 PM
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17. "Either "not yet" or..."
I don't know about what my last thought will be but I want "I told you I was sick" on my tombstone.

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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:53 PM
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16. "Agghh, this is it. Oh shit,, how mundane can you can get?"
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iconoclastic cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 09:02 PM
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18. "Duuuuuuuuude!"
(thunk)
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 09:02 PM
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19. Yep, I can make it. I am still young, I can jump there
No proooblem.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 09:05 PM
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20. "That's one big ass mushroom cloud."
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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 09:16 PM
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21. Free At Last, Liberty Forever !!!
Close eyes to fade to black

Impact.

Got the high place all picked out.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 09:37 PM
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22. Uh do we need to talk?
Is there something you would like to get off your chest?
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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 09:46 PM
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24. No, are you suprised that some people have planned ahead more than others?
Glad to converse on any topic though.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 09:48 PM
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25. ok just checking we can not lose a fellow DUer
You have to stick around.
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put out Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 09:41 PM
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23. I'm glad I'm wearing cute panties
I hope they save them and don't cut them off.

Oh, Hi, Grandma. What are you doing here? Yes, I was wearing cute panties, and they were clean. At least before.

Profound.


More likely, it would be "Oh. O.K. Now I finally get it".
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 03:26 PM
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58. but what will the other guys think?
<n/t>
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put out Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 04:35 PM
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77. I don't care what the other guys think,
because if my Grandma says my undies are O.K, that's good enough for me!
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DieboldMustDie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 09:49 PM
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26. That's All Folks!
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 09:51 PM
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27. " I told you to let me drive!"
Never...EVER....ride with my husband. :)
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 09:56 PM
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28. Gazpacho Soup!
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 10:00 PM
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29. And what experience have you had?
or was this in a vision?
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 10:43 PM
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33. fans of Red Dwarf will understand
they were the last words of Arnold Rimmer. :-)
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 04:24 PM
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75. "This soup is cold"
:)
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 10:39 PM
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31. "Oh, Damn! I was gettin' ready to CUM!!!"
Can always hope, can't I?
Just hope I'm not alone...
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mongo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 03:48 PM
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63. You are not alone
I hope I go out that way too.
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 05:26 PM
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81. I mean alone when "it" happens....
not alone as in "I hope I'm not the only one who wants to go that way"...
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No2W2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 10:42 PM
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32. HEY Y'ALL!
WATCH THIS!

at least I hope I'm old and drunk when I do something stupid...
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 10:43 PM
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34. Redneck's famous last words.
But what were they thinking?
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 10:46 PM
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35. "Well, that didn't work!"
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 10:47 PM
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36. I TOLD you I was sick!
But would you listen? No.
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 10:52 PM
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38. If in the next few months (God forbid),
"Unselect that son of a bitch!"
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 10:52 PM
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37. "what's that smell?"
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andino Donating Member (668 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 10:53 PM
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39. Well, that was fun. I wonder whats next....
eom
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jdonaldball Donating Member (684 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 11:03 PM
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40. "Oh alright, you can have the remote now"
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Marvelous_Smarty Donating Member (201 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 11:04 PM
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41. Oh Yeah!
I can squeeze this bike between those two semis on one wheel! Wait! Maybe I ca...!
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 11:06 PM
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42. I've had enough of this shit!
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givemebackmycountry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 11:06 PM
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43. OH GOD!!!
I'm Cumming!!!!!
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 11:09 PM
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44. So that is what that no smoking sign means
:smoke: :nuke:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 11:09 PM
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45. hey!
watch this
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 09:27 AM
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46. Kick for the morning crew
:kick:
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 09:29 AM
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47. I won't be thinking...

Like the great monks, I hope to pass away at old age in a state of deep meditation.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 09:32 AM
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48. If I die tomorrow, it will be NOT YET! NOT YET! NOT YET!
If I die at 90, it might be "thank you for all of it," or it might be, "Oh, God, please . . . not while I'm wearing a shitty diaper . . . ."
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Kid_A Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 09:33 AM
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49. "If that guy's not careful he's gonna drop that piano on someone's head."
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 09:37 AM
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50. "Where'd I put that beer?"
n/t
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gpandas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 09:37 AM
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51. "last tag" to whoever i can reach eom
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BigBigBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 09:38 AM
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52. "Hi honey,
Thanks for waiting."
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 07:01 PM
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98. ahhhh BBB
:hug:
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 09:39 AM
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53. Wow...
RL
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 09:50 AM
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54. Thought of another one
Picture it is 1972 and the heat of the Hide and go seek championship.

"They will never find me in this closet."
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 03:01 PM
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55. Kick again
For the afternoon crew.

:kick:
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C_eh_N_eh_D_eh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 03:23 PM
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56. AIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Followed shortly by "Why does it smell like sulphur?"
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 03:25 PM
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57. boy, this chick's hot, hope my girlfriend doesn't come home
ok, that would be the last one.

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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 03:27 PM
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59. boy, I don't think anyone saw this one coming!
followed immediately by, damn, Gary Bauer was Right.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 03:28 PM
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60. I'll never fuck anything up again.
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dancing kali Donating Member (485 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 03:38 PM
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61. Hallelujah. . .
this old soul is off the wheel and ain't comin' back.

Either that or "Hey, watch this!
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 03:47 PM
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62. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
or so

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat
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TX-RAT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 03:50 PM
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64. Never tell your wife
Her butts getting bigger.
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dancing kali Donating Member (485 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 03:56 PM
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66. Do that
and you wouldn't have time to complete that thought.
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TX-RAT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 04:05 PM
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69. Another Canadian
I fish there every year, mostly in Manitoba. Damn i love it up there.
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Westegg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 03:53 PM
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65. Oh, if ONLY I'd spent more time at work!
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 03:57 PM
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67. "There she was justa walkin' down the street...
...goin' do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do..."
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 04:04 PM
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68. "Damn those kids! They're ruining the garden! Where's my ca.." *thud*
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 04:08 PM
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70. Something religious, probably.
Here I go to meet my Heavenly reward.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 04:13 PM
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71. Do I have time for another beer? <nt>
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Nikia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 04:17 PM
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72. I hope not to be aware of the experience of dying
I've had a few dreams where I was dying and they were awful. I also have passed out a few times having blood taken and the moments before that were awful too. Regardless of what happens after death, I'd prefer to go to sleep or into surgery fully expecting to wake up. If I wake up to a new life in any aspect, that will provide a better transition anyway. Coming to after passing out is bad too. Not that I didn't want to wake up, but it is scary and disorienting.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 04:20 PM
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73. Oh Shit... The Plane's Wing Just Exploded And Fell Off!!!
Or...

"Damn it's cold in here!"
"Gurgle, gurgle."
"Fuck! My seatbelt won't come undone and the engine is on fire!"
"Wow... that meteor looks like it's going to hit m-"
"I don't think anyone's coming."

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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 04:22 PM
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74. damn, this tub is SLICK (NT)
Edited on Tue Jul-20-04 04:24 PM by WoodrowFan
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 04:26 PM
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76. "It's about time!"
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bmbmd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 04:51 PM
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78. I can only imagine
Surrounded by your glory
What will my heart feel?
Will I dance for you Jesus?
Or in awe of you be still?
I can only imagine...


Great song, words of hope.
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Merrick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 05:21 PM
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79. Guess I licked the wrong toad
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Merrick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 05:24 PM
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80. Finally gonna get laid... maybe God doesnt really hate me! thud.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 05:27 PM
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83. Oh FUCK!
Honey, your husband's home....
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Mara Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 06:18 PM
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93. That's a good one, lol.

I guess I'll miss out on a lot of fun being so pure :D.... (See mine above)
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 06:31 PM
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94. welcome to DU!
Edited on Tue Jul-20-04 06:31 PM by Endangered Specie
you n00bie! ;) :hi:
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Mara Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 08:12 PM
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102. Thanks!

It's been a great first year here! :hi: ;)
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 05:30 PM
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84. "Ouch"
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 05:42 PM
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85. "DIE YOU FACIST PIG!!"
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 05:44 PM
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86. I try out one of these at a church viewing of POTC...
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 05:47 PM
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88. WHOSE YOUR DADDY!!! OOOHHHH!!!...
<thud>
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 05:52 PM
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89. whose up for a game of russian roulette?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 05:54 PM
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90. Lost another one to Ditech dot com!
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 05:58 PM
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91. "this tequilla tastes funny"
lol, I don't know what my last thought will be, but whatever it is, I hope I'm having fun thinking it.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 06:00 PM
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92. I thought you said TWENTY steps!
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 06:36 PM
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95. FUCK, I KNEW it was the RED wire
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 06:38 PM
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96. HONK HOOOONK, "MOVE that Goddamn Piece of SHIT car!" HOOOOOOOONK
live by the horn, die by the horn
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 06:39 PM
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97. Please let me be reincarnated as a Box Turtle...
they have all the fun
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LowerManhattanite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 07:07 PM
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99. "Easy kid...easy. All you have to do is get these...
...Texas National Guard records outta this silo. Tip-toe...tip-toe-"clang!" Oh sh*t! A guard!"
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 07:08 PM
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100. "Fucking Nighttrain and his dumb ideas!"
;-)

just pulling it
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 07:09 PM
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101. But I wasn't finished!!
:(
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 09:10 PM
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103. "What do you suppose would happen if I flipped this switch
and pushed this butto........?"
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Blayde Starrfyre Donating Member (428 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 09:17 PM
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104. "I should have known posting on DU would get me put in this death camp"
N/A
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 09:19 PM
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105. Bushenwald?
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 09:20 PM
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106. FINALLY, that Jennings guy lost!
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LWolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 09:47 PM
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107. So what's next? n/t
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