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CrownPrinceBandar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 07:18 PM
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DU Golfers: Could you beat Whistle-ass?..................
Edited on Mon Jul-19-04 07:19 PM by foamdad
I've seen his swing, I think its weak. I betcha his short game sucks too. What's his handicap anyway (other than his lack of intelligence, compassion, leadership ability, etc...)?

Even though I shoot in the 90's, I think my hippie-like appearance would psyche him out and throw him off his game.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 07:20 PM
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1. Oh, I'd school that smirking frat boy.
I'd beat him like a drum!
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disgruntled_goat Donating Member (637 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 07:24 PM
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2. i used to play
and i would also rate Shrub's swing as weak. IMO, his hips are out of time with the rest of him, but if you've seen him walk this should come as no surprise.

stiffest body language since Ed Sullivan did that one show with amoebic dysentery.
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DenverDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 07:25 PM
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3. w knows not the zen of golf.
He would be easily manipulated psychologically in match play.

I'd love a shot at him.

(I'd play golf with him, too , "Tip your waitresses".)
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 07:37 PM
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4. Dunno. What's his handicap?
Other than being a lying, evil simpleton whose obsession with world domination threatens all life as we know it, that is. :evilgrin:
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PDittie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 07:42 PM
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5. I would just appreciate the chance
to get close enough to him with a driver in my hands to beat him with it... ;-)

(That's just a little joke, Herr Asscroft)
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nankerphelge Donating Member (995 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:20 PM
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6. Probably not...
he has a lot of time to practice; it beats actually doing any work.
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DancingBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:39 PM
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7. Hell, I'm a 9 handicap
(used to be a 5 before rotator cuff surgery, but I'm working at it) and I'd moider da bum.
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