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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 03:45 PM
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Oh how many turtles could a box turtle box
if a box turtle could box turtles?

Ode to the Box Turtle

And so I asked the box turtle,
Is life in the slow lane one long hurdle?
And if you're fat, do you wear a girdle?
And if you're female, are you fertile?
And turtle breath; does it make milk curdle?
Hey turtle! Is your name Myrtle?
the end
thank you
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 03:50 PM
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1. Not exactly turtles but close
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whirlygigspin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 04:40 PM
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2. turtles turtles yum yum yum...
A box of chocolate turtles



Nestle Turtles
$9.59
0.88lbs/box

http://www.canadianfavourites.com/store/chocolate.html
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 05:25 PM
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3. Someone post a photo of Seuss' "Yertle the Turtle"
I would, but haven't figured out how to post a pic.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 05:29 PM
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4. Here ya go.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 06:04 PM
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5. kick for the pome.
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