The next time one of y'all see me...

[VelmaD]

and I look like I'm even the slightest bit interested in a guy who is a water sign (particularly a Cancer, but Scorpios are bad too), would you please just shoot me in the head. It'll hurt less in the long run. *sigh*

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. There's no hope for us then, Vel.

[VelmaD]

2. Somehow I just knew...

you were destined to break my heart.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. Yes, it was destiny. Cruel destiny.

And now it has split us asunder forever. Forever!

[VelmaD]

14. Oh well,

like I said in a post below...an unhappy fling is still a possibility. 'Cause lord knows I won't learn a damn thing from my most recent experience and I'll end up doing this again anyway.

[tigereye]

60. Byron I would have said you are a Scorpio or a Pisces

OR are you a Cancer like me?

oops sorry. Personally I seem to do better with fire signs myself.

[Taverner]

3. Awwwww Hugs?

[VelmaD]

6. Always

Thanks.

[Goldmund]

4. Hey,,,

is Aquarius a water sign?

[VelmaD]

5. Oddly enough...no

Aquarius is an air sign. Go figure.

[Goldmund]

8. So then I still have a chance

[Worst Username Ever]

29. What sign is sagitarious? fire?

That would make sense for me, anyway.

[VelmaD]

30. Yup...saggitarius is a fire sign

along with Aries and Leo.

[Hoping4Change]

12. No. Its an air sign.

[NoPasaran]

7. Shoot you in the head?

Well... anything for a friend!

[VelmaD]

11. I'm tellin' ya...

it would make less of a mess to clean up.

[NoPasaran]

15. Myself, I'd like to be torn apart by wild animals

[arcane1]

10. no Cancers?

[VelmaD]

13. Sorry

I did it to myself again recently KNOWING full well that every time I get involved with a Cancer mayhem ensues.

Don't take it personally. Hell, a tortured fling is certainly not out of the question.

[arcane1]

23. ah well, I didn't decide when to be born

had I only known....

[GOPisEvil]

16. Should I ask every guy you talk to what his sign is?

"I'm sorry, sir, but I have to shoot Velma in the head now. I hope you understand. Er, you might want to take a step back. Brain matter is hard to clean."

[VelmaD]

19. Yes

It'll save time in the long run if you just ask up front.

[ewagner]

17. Picses

Is a water sign for sure.....isn't it?

[VelmaD]

20. Yup

The very first guy who ever broke my heart was a Pisces and I haven't gotten involved with one sinse. Been tormenting myself with Cancers and Scorpios instead.

[ewagner]

25. Sigh.............

[VelmaD]

26. My sentiments exactly

*huge whopping sigh*

[Hoping4Change]

18. Wot no Cancerians! You must be a Taurus or Leo to not

appreciate the lovable, intelligent, caring, wildly funny crab!

[VelmaD]

21. Nope...I'm a Libra

And it's not that I don't appreciate Cancers. Hell, more than half the men I've ever been involved with have been Cancers. It's just that they all engage in exactly the same behavior that drives me nuts.

[Droopy]

31. Hey, I'm a Libra, too

Albeit an extremely unbalanced one.

[tigereye]

61. overly emotional?

social but moody? Domestic - personally, I think the domestic thing is a crock. I am a Cancer, but I was never involved with a Cancer guy.

[sus]

22. some water signs are like wild animals,

they just need some patience and a little training. seperating them from the herd speeds up the process considerably.

[VelmaD]

24. I'm too old...

to have to train one. I figure once a guy hits his 30s he shouldn't require training anymore.

[DS1]

27. How about those signs with manes?

[VelmaD]

28. You know, I'm not sure...

I've ever actually met a Leo in person. Or if I did I didn't know it. I'm thinking really hard trying to remember if I've ever been friends with a Leo and drawing a complete blank.

[fudge stripe cookays]

34. Yes you have!

Only I'm a chick. Depends what you thought of me!

I know what you mean about Scorpios though. Ugh. I'm glad I found myself a nice happy Gemini. They go well with Leos.

Leo ladies, as a Leo I can tell you. NEVER EVER EVER date another Leo, a Scorpio, or a Taurus. If you do, just follow Velma's advice and do that shooting in the head thing.

FSC

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

32. But "slippery when wet" is good!

no?

[VelmaD]

33. Well, yeah

That's not my complaint at all.

Like I said, I'm just kvetching. It's not like I'm not gonna do the same damn thing again.

[Misunderestimator]

35. Particularly a Cancer?

We're good people... really...

[VelmaD]

36. Oh, I know...

None of the Cancers I've known are bad people. Hell, my momma is a Cancer (and I'm sure there's a Freudian explanation just waiting to happen there). I just have a really bad track record with Cancer guys. I can't seem to stay away from them (or Scorpios) either.

[Bonhomme Richard]

37. I say the same thing about Virgo females.

Most especially left handed Virgo's. I tell my wife that all the time. Yes, she's a left handed virgo and admits it's a sickness. Never, ever again.

[Magrittes Pipe]

38. Locking.

This thread belongs in the Meeting Room.

[VelmaD]

39. Oh don't you start

[Magrittes Pipe]

43. What can I say? I'm a Pisces.

[VelmaD]

44. Here's a spoon...

scoop my heart out with it now and avoid the rush.

[Magrittes Pipe]

47. I hope you've got a pralines and cream-flavored heart.

I'm really in the mood for pralines and cream.

SCOOP!

[VelmaD]

48. Sorry. It's chocolate...

with a nougat center.

[NightTrain]

40. Well, I'm a Pisces, so I guess that exlucdes me, huh?

My loss.

[VelmaD]

42. Actually today it's "his" loss...

"he" of course...is an idiot.

[radfringe]

41. know how you feel

I have learned (the hard way) to run away (very fast), from pisces romantic entanglements

pisces as friends ok, but not to cross the line....

meanwhile - I'm a Cancer-Leo cusper, b.d. 7/23/55 (this friday) - as for age - you do the math

[fudge stripe cookays]

45. Happy birthday rad! I'm 4 days and 11 years younger than you.

[Bonhomme Richard]

46. What's the right match for a Sagittarius?

I'm curious so that in my next life..............Oh well!

[TX-RAT]

49. Scorpios too?

Damn just when i thought i had a chance. Would have never worked anyway, due to my lack of Baseball knowledge.

[VelmaD]

50. Yeah, if you don't know...

Pudge Rodriguez's lifetime percentage of runners thrown out trying to steal...I'm just not interested.

[Beaverhausen]

51. No no...it's Geminis you have to look out for

I am a Cancer...sweet, sensitive, emotional. I'm dealing with a gemini guy who broke up with me after 3 years yet still hangs around says he loves me. Talk about that two-sided personality! MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY!!!

Love stinks no matter what!

[VelmaD]

52. My problem is Cancer guys...

and while they are sweet and sensitive they are also insular sometimes. I get really tired of this tendency the ones I've met seem to have of disappearing for days at a time with no warning.

[arwalden]

53. Velma, Velma, Velma

I'm sorry you're hurting, but I know you're smarter than to make judgements about people based on something that they cannot control (like the month of their birth).

Did you know that there have been studies that looked at the birthsigns of married couples who remain married and couples who get divorced... and there was NO correlation between birthsigns and happy marriages as well as no correlation between birthsigns and failed marriages.

-- Allen (also born under the Cancer sign)

[VelmaD]

54. I know you're right Allen...

and I'm not really gonna stop seeing someone just because of their astrological sign. I just wanted to whine a bit.

[arwalden]

55. Whine Away... Some Men Are

real jerks! I've dated my fair share of jerks. (And one time, I *was* the jerk... but I've changed.)

-- Allen

[dolo amber]

56. You should just hook up w/me

I'm the complete opposite...Aries - Fire sign, AND female!

[southpaw]

57. Opposite, sure...

But if you hook up with an Arian, be ready to be controlled, or butt heads a lot...

Fire signs aint easy to live with... ask my ex wives...

[Kat45]

58. I have to stay the fuck away from Scorpios.

And that includes both men I'd get involved with and women I'd be close friends with. I can't let a Scorpio get too close to me. Man, they really are their namesake, with that poisonous stinger--and they know exactly where to do the most damage. Whew! Unfortunately, I tend to be drawn to them as to a magnet: I've had at least 4 close encounters of the Scorpian kind (2 of each gender).

[Skittles]

59. aw

and I thought you were gonna say something like, I dunno, you'd be SPORTING A PAIR OF DOUBLE-E BREASTS.

My Tombo is a Scorpio and I know what you mean.