The For-Cryin'-Out-Loud of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

"What I don't get is why I can't take a vacation so that I can campaign for a job where I can't get all the vacation I want. . . . When I asked Karl, all he said was 'typical.' . . . Which, I guess, like, means it happens to everybody. . . But everybody's not President out campaigning for a job they don't want . . . so I wonder what he meant . . . Meanwhile all I get to do is campaign . . . and no vacation . . . Geez."

[Bertha Venation]

1. My new campaign song: "Shiny Happy White People"

[mondo joe]

2. Doubleplusgood

"Attention! Your attention, please! A newsflash has this moment arrived from the Malabar front. Our forces in South India have won a glorious victory. I am authorized to say that the action we are now reporting may well bring the war within measurable distance of its end. Here is the newsflash----"

[Aristus]

3. Put yer han' up, jes' like mine, an' say

"Hail victory! Hail victory! Hail victory!

[sinkingfeeling]

4. Just look at all those shining white faces!........................n/t

[underpants]

6. Lots of "brownish" shirts too huh?

[mia]

9. Breaking news: Brownout causes election snafu

Florida 2000 redux

[underpants]

10. Like these "Floridians"?

[mia]

11. Snowbirds! - posers! every one of them

and not a tan face in sight

[aden_nak]

5. And now, some people I would never, EVER want to have dinner with.

[TrogL]

7. "Can I start crying now?"

[DS1]

8. That hand-selected audience that looks even dumber than Bush

actually works!

[skip fox]

12. Come on, DU, give it up for the WAD!!!

n/t

[GOPisEvil]

13. Once again, it's time to play SPOT THE MINORITY!!

[cosmicdot]

14. the Shroud of Wad's right hand

[cosmicdot]

15. cloning gone wild

it's time to play SPOT THE WAD!!

the ET Syndrome

[cosmicdot]

18. arghhh ... the photo

was of ET in the closet hidden amongst the stuff animals

[Nevernose]

16. Is that Adolf Hitler on the bottom right?

He's got the mustache...

[cosmicdot]

17. W: I mean everybody thought they had weapons of mass destruction ...

hell, even I thought they did ... the Media helped you think they did ... the UN was set up to look like they believed it ... Congress was set up the same way ... everyone was in lock-step ... even ya'll thought Osama went through Iraq ... we issued that poll to get ya'll on record, too ...

we knew the weapons they had could be as small as a bread basket, and that Iraq was as big as California in size and stuff which it made it necessary to keep spending money to pretend to find something ...

Iraq just doesn't have rich oil fields, you know ... some of the houses actually have kitchens and indoor plumbing ...

it's Saddam's fault we've killed 10's of thousands of innocent people and destroyed what infrastructure Iraq had ... just proving that sanctions didn't starve them enough ...

Saddam should have turned over what he had before before we pummeled them with our superior arsenal ... he hid the WMDs really well ...

it's Bill Clinton's fault we've had to give Halliburton multi-millions to set up war camps wherever we take our war on terror, and then make it look like they're rebuilding what we destroyed ...

I didn't want to leave any child behind, and, because someone made 911 happen on purpose, we've sort of had to cut that budget and fight first of many wars of the 21st century

... all because the map to peace veered off somewhere between Sandy Berger's office on its way to George Tenet's office ...

so, what'cha'ya say, let's stay the course ...