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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 11:39 AM
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The For-Cryin'-Out-Loud of all CAPTIONS!!!!
Edited on Mon Jul-19-04 11:42 AM by skip fox


"What I don't get is why I can't take a vacation so that I can campaign for a job where I can't get all the vacation I want. . . . When I asked Karl, all he said was 'typical.' . . . Which, I guess, like, means it happens to everybody. . . But everybody's not President out campaigning for a job they don't want . . . so I wonder what he meant . . . Meanwhile all I get to do is campaign . . . and no vacation . . . Geez."
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 11:41 AM
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1. My new campaign song: "Shiny Happy White People"
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mondo joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 11:42 AM
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2. Doubleplusgood
"Attention! Your attention, please! A newsflash has this moment arrived from the Malabar front. Our forces in South India have won a glorious victory. I am authorized to say that the action we are now reporting may well bring the war within measurable distance of its end. Here is the newsflash----"

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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 11:42 AM
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3. Put yer han' up, jes' like mine, an' say
"Hail victory! Hail victory! Hail victory!
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 11:42 AM
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4. Just look at all those shining white faces!........................n/t
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 11:51 AM
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6. Lots of "brownish" shirts too huh?
:grr:
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mia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:18 PM
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9. Breaking news: Brownout causes election snafu
Florida 2000 redux
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:27 PM
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10. Like these "Floridians"?
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mia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:43 PM
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11. Snowbirds! - posers! every one of them
and not a tan face in sight
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 11:50 AM
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5. And now, some people I would never, EVER want to have dinner with.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:00 PM
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7. "Can I start crying now?"
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:01 PM
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8. That hand-selected audience that looks even dumber than Bush
actually works!
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 02:23 PM
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12. Come on, DU, give it up for the WAD!!!
n/t
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 02:25 PM
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13. Once again, it's time to play SPOT THE MINORITY!!
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 06:39 PM
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14. the Shroud of Wad's right hand





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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 07:09 PM
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15. cloning gone wild
it's time to play SPOT THE WAD!!

the ET Syndrome

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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 10:15 AM
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18. arghhh ... the photo
was of ET in the closet hidden amongst the stuff animals
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Nevernose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 07:10 PM
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16. Is that Adolf Hitler on the bottom right?
He's got the mustache...
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 10:13 AM
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17. W: I mean everybody thought they had weapons of mass destruction ...
hell, even I thought they did ... the Media helped you think they did ... the UN was set up to look like they believed it ... Congress was set up the same way ... everyone was in lock-step ... even ya'll thought Osama went through Iraq ... we issued that poll to get ya'll on record, too ...

we knew the weapons they had could be as small as a bread basket, and that Iraq was as big as California in size and stuff which it made it necessary to keep spending money to pretend to find something ...

Iraq just doesn't have rich oil fields, you know ... some of the houses actually have kitchens and indoor plumbing ...

it's Saddam's fault we've killed 10's of thousands of innocent people and destroyed what infrastructure Iraq had ... just proving that sanctions didn't starve them enough ...

Saddam should have turned over what he had before before we pummeled them with our superior arsenal ... he hid the WMDs really well ...

it's Bill Clinton's fault we've had to give Halliburton multi-millions to set up war camps wherever we take our war on terror, and then make it look like they're rebuilding what we destroyed ...

I didn't want to leave any child behind, and, because someone made 911 happen on purpose, we've sort of had to cut that budget and fight first of many wars of the 21st century

... all because the map to peace veered off somewhere between Sandy Berger's office on its way to George Tenet's office ...

so, what'cha'ya say, let's stay the course ...



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