The good news is, no more weird vibrating voice

[belladonna]

The bad news is, I have no voice at all.... totally gone

Okay, daytime DU'ers.... I need some more tips on how to regain my voice by this weekend. I tried salt water gargles and zinc lozenges last night, gonna go the tea route today after I go to the doctor. Any other ideas????

[SoCalDem]

1. Don't speak...at all..not even a whisper

resting it is the only way you'll get it back sooner

[jeff30997]

2. I agree. And a little bit of honey wouldn't hurt either.

[belladonna]

4. Honey?

So what exactly do I do with this honey? Hmmmmm???

Okay, being serious now... thanks for the suggestion. I'll add some to the tea I get later on, might make that ginger tea go down a bit easier

[TrogL]

20. Rub it on your throat and chest

A bit behind your ears and on your forehead wouldn't hurt.

[belladonna]

21. Hmmm... sounds like fun

But what if I'm not better by Friday?

[sundog]

3. Don't speak

Your greatest challenge yet

[belladonna]

6. Enjoying this, aren't ya?

Planning on stealing my man Teddy while I'm out of commission? Hmmmm???

[sundog]

9. Now what would make you say that, hmmmmmmm?

I have no business posting, I need to be working

[belladonna]

11. Is that what you're calling it these days?

Stealing my boytoy away while I'm under the weather is work? Hmmm, I must be even better than he says

[Teddy_Salad]

22. Hey Sundog! How's Elephant Butt today?

[sundog]

24. fab...

I love to kick elephant butt

[Aristus]

5. Weird vibrating voice?

You talked like a Cylon?

[belladonna]

8. Yes, strange but true

All day yesterday, when I was forced to talk, my voice had this very strange vibrating thing going on. And I've already heard the jokes about swallowing my toy collection, just in case that's what ya had in mind

[jukes]

7. gargle

OTC peroxide solution. brush, mouth wash *immediately*, leaves an aftertaste like wolf pussy. but it worx fast, 1-2 days, BID.

[belladonna]

10. Okay, thanks for the suggestion

But I gotta ask.... just HOW do you know what wolf pussy tastes like??????

[jukes]

12. tequila & speedball

can lower inhibition to depravity!

[belladonna]

13. That poor wolf

I'm calling the ASPCA an you!!! And don't tell me she enjoyed it either, ya perv

[jukes]

17. i never

kiss & tell!

[belladonna]

23. I do believe you just did

And your breath will give you away

[jukes]

25. hence

the peroxide gargle!

[mermaid]

14. Hmmm..

not really sure...have you tried Peroxide gargle?

I also have heard about a baking Soda/water gargle.

Not really sure, though.

I had laryngitis once, and couldn't talk for a week!

It sucked.

[belladonna]

15. I'm going to try the peroxide thing later

And please don't say it lasted a week, I HAVE to be better by Friday... I just have to

[mermaid]

16. Let Me Know If The Peroxide Works!!

n/t

[Nile]

18. Homemade chicken soup.

Will cure anything.

[belladonna]

19. Mmmmmmmm

Homemade chicken soup sounds soooo good.... will you make it and bring it to me? Pleeeaaase???