Ahhh are you man enough* to CAPTION?

[underpants]

*intended to point out the stupidity of the statement in the first place and the idiocy of using a phrase from an SNL skit making fun of YOU in the second place.

[LynneSin]

1. Am I the only one who's a little frightened by Arnold's teeth

they're so unappealing, but maybe that's me!

[underpants]

2. It is not a toomah!

[Jim Sagle]

3. "Come on...my breath is not THAT bad!"

[jdonaldball]

4. In 50,000 more years I'll have a homo sapiens jawline

[Union Thug]

5. I'm an aging, egotistical, brain dead steroid junkie...

...please vote for me and my pals at Enron, cuz they are not a special interest... now watch me flex...Are you impressed?

[cosmicdot]

6. I need a microphone so I can gropinate the Girlie Men

(real men get face lifts, use Botox and heavy make-up)

[Mr. Jinx]

7. Coming soon to Sea World: Ham-mu!

Public feedings are daily at 10, 1, 4, and 7.

[Radical Activist]

8. "California immigrants are fine, as long as they aren't Mexican!"

White immigrants get elected Governor.

[Aristus]

9. "Vatch dis. I like to zee how fahr I can sneeze!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH-.............."

[BringEmOn]

10. Take it off! Take it off!

[peekaloo]

11. Vat? Yeah I got a pair of dese for all you girly men

No dipshit, you've become a par-o-dy of yourself.