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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:33 AM
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Nude man caught covered in nacho cheese
OK... DU'er was this? Matcom? Underpants? Robbb?


2004-07-19
by Lance Coleman
of The Daily Times Staff

A Maryville man spent his 23rd birthday in custody after police said they found him early Sunday running nude from the John Sevier pool snack bar with a box of stolen snacks.

Authorities said the man had apparently scaled an 8-foot tall fence while naked and covered in nacho cheese and was seen running toward a Jeep in which officers found clothing and an open bottle of vodka.





http://www.thedailytimes.com/sited/story/html/168788
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:38 AM
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1. Nacho Man!
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tandot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:43 AM
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2. Nacho, nacho man...I gotta be a nacho man
Nacho nacho man
I gotta be a nacho
Body, my body, body, wanna feel my body
Body, baby, body, body, come and thrill my body
Body, baby, body, body, love to funk, my body
Body, baby, body, body, it's so hot, my body
So hot, yeah my body

:evilgrin:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:50 AM
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3. Hmm covered in Nacho Cheese with an open bottle of Vodka waiting for him
Must have been pay day.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 09:00 AM
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4. Be careful with the jalapenos, Nacho Man!
Suckers burn like fire!
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 09:44 AM
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5. words fail me
god i love this ''news item'' -- now this warrants headlines in my private universe.
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 09:48 AM
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6. any box turtles seen fleeing the scene?
from my own personal experience they have a bad influence on buck nekkid roaring drunks
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 09:58 AM
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7. bookmarked
Philosophy/Nudism and naturism/Maybe taking things a bit too far
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 09:59 AM
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8. i was just looking for a Tostitos Scoop!
:bounce:
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 11:58 AM
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9. I was sure this was one of your posts!
I admire how you manage to post all this bizarre stuff, but not get locked over it. Others could learn from your wisdom, I suspect. We still make jokes at my house about the bed with posts that looked like, uh, a certain part of the anatomy!
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:02 PM
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10. and the owner of the snack bar chased after him screaming:
"It's not yo cheese, it's not yo cheese."

(you have to say it out loud really fast to get the joke)
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