Get in my belly...

[ForrestGump]

I didn't eat anything until 3PM today. By then I was rather famished. Unfortunately, I went out to forage and ended up going on a rampage. I ate:

An ice-cream cone (Drumstick kind)
An ice-cream bar (chocolate)
Two Milky Way candy bars
Half a 1/2-gallon container of chocolate ice cream with 8oz of (organic) lowfat (hey!) milk as a most excellent milkshake

That all kept me sated until tonight, when I added a double cheeseburger (from a local Middle Eastern restaurant) and a can of Sunkist orange soda (diet, thank you very much) to the tally. Oh, and another Milky Way, this one frozen. And a big glass of chocolate milk. And a bit of ice cream.

I feel sick.

I mean, it was almost a perfect bachelor meal plan -- could have been the perfect one if I'd started eating early enough to have pizza for breakfast.

Let me add, in my defense, that this sort of thing is usually far from my typical diet. I mean, other than the fairly copious volumes of chocolate milk that I've been sluicing down lately. That's not helping my tummy feel any better, though...



Do these pants make my bootie look big?

[Wilber_Stool]

1. No Bosco?

Can hardly be coincided balanced.