I think I'm gonna go as "the moran" for Halloween

[Paragon]

Mullet wig, paste-on Fu Manchu 'stache, flag bandana, Cardinals tee, sunglasses and khaki cargo shorts...comedy gold.

[Cooley Hurd]

1. Don't forget the signs!

...and hope that Joanie from "Happy Days" isn't at the same party.

[Paragon]

2. Not sure how to incorporate the signs into the "costume".

Kinda hard to party carrying them around...make them into homemade buttons, perhaps?

[iconoclastic cat]

7. No, sorry, you can't ditch the signs--those are the central element.

The signs create the blaring irony of what would otherwise simply be poor taste in clothes, hair and politics. You can't modify that part without nullifying the kitch.

[LynneSin]

8. Put a rope on the sign

so if you don't feel like holding it with your hand at least it's wrapped around your wrist.

Problem solved!

[Kolesar]

3. Do you think people will get the joke?

Some folks are as dense as... the moran guy.

[fujiyama]

4. No one will

I doubt anyone apart from DUers have seen the photo.

Still, being a redneck for Halloween is sorta funny.

[Kolesar]

5. They will just think he is "Joe Dirt" ... eom

[iconoclastic cat]

6. Bastard!

Damn, that's good.

You know what would be a freakin' riot---some DU Halloween Meetups! I'd go in a second.
Come on, Chicago-area DUers: it's the most wonderful time of the year!

[Champion Jack]

9. You'll need one of these

"Business in front, party in back."

http://www.mulletwigs.com/