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battleknight24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:04 AM
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What are some low-carb products you REALLY want to see in stores???
Try these-

>Low-carb blue jeans

>Low-carb recliners

>Low-carb radial tires

>Low-carb condoms

>Low-carb light bulbs

>Low-carb Tylenol

>Low-carb Philly Cheese Steaks

>Low-carb DVD players

etc, etc, etc,


Peace,


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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:06 AM
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1. Lo carb sugar
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:43 AM
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18. Splenda.... very low carb, and MUCH better than aspartame or saccharin....
it's derived from real sugar, but much lower in calories. Love the stuff, but it's expensive.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:06 AM
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2. OHhhhhhhhh I'm soooo sick of it...
even today in produce the box of fresh mushrooms read "Only 5g Carbs"

Ahhhhhhhh... make it sttooooooop!
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Doctor Smith Donating Member (255 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:37 AM
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13. Fear not.
Fads pretty much are over once they reach the frenzy stage, which is where the low carb craze is now.
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lazarus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:47 AM
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14. Yeah
This 30 year fad is just about over. And that colour television experiment? Did it ever work out?
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:12 AM
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3. low-carb smack...
for the health conscious junkie
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Ivan Zero Donating Member (184 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:13 AM
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4. Low-carb bottled water.
Or even better, low-carb low-calorie bottled water!
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:01 AM
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16. Been to a Target store lately?
Take a look at their bottled water. It's flagged: "A carb-free food!"

:eyes:
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:14 AM
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5. I'm on the carbo-loading diet . . .
take my breads and my pastas away at your own risk . . .
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:15 AM
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6. Lo-Carb Skittles
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:18 AM
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7. low-carb Pork Rinds

for GHWB
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Redhead488 Donating Member (547 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 08:02 AM
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17. They already ARE low-carb
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:18 AM
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8. Low-carb Bullets
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:19 AM
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9. Lo-Carb Business Envelopes
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Yupster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:23 AM
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10. We have a carwash in town
that has a sign that says,

"Try Our Low Carb Carwash."
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:24 AM
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11. Low-carb edible underwear
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 12:24 AM
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12. Low carb carborators
and low carb pencil lead.
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jukes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 01:47 AM
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15. low carb
dope. i'd settle for the non-atkins, though!
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 09:20 AM
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19. What about a no-CARB White House?
nt
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