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xray s Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-03 05:57 PM
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There is nothing wrong with your television set...
Do not attempt to adust the picture.
We are controlling transmission.
If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume.
If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper.
We will control the horizontal.
We will control the vertical.
We can roll the image, make it flutter.
We can change the focus to a soft blur.
Or sharpen it to crystal clarity.
For the next century sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear.
We repeat, there is nothing wrong with your television set.
You are about to participate in a great mind f*ck.
You are about to experience the fear and lies that reaches from your inner mind to...

The Fox News Channel!



(Comcast turned them on at my house today) :puke::puke::puke:
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Disandra Donating Member (207 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-03 06:05 PM
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1. Just remember...
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

*shudder*
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-03 06:07 PM
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2. Can you
do something about the steady stream of fecal matter that seems to be coming from mine....?
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