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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:36 PM
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Please post your all-time favorite movie lines.
In other words, from the movie, not the wait outside.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:38 PM
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1. Heineken?
FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nlighten1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 08:50 PM
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41. Should I pour it?
No, I WANT YOU TO FUCK IT!
SHIT, YES POUR THE BEER!

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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 09:00 PM
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43. Very well, Frank. Here's to your fuck.
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Nlighten1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 09:06 PM
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44. Greatest movie ever.
So twisted and dark. Frank was totally off the hook.
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 10:26 PM
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55. Didn't he call the Kyle McLachlan character Mr. Person?
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Nlighten1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 10:40 PM
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58. Yes he did.
And he asked him "not to be a good neighbor".

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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 04:32 AM
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104. Don't be a good neighbor to her...
...or I'll send you a love letter -- STRAIGHT FROM MY HEART, FUCKER! Do you know what a love letter is? It's a BULLET from a FUCKING GUN, FUCKER! You get a love letter from me, YOU'RE FUCKED FOREVER!

In dreams I walk with you,
In dreams I talk to you.
In dreams you're mine
All of the time....
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 07:15 AM
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113. self delete
Edited on Fri Jul-16-04 07:16 AM by ChavezSpeakstheTruth
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:30 AM
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93. SHIT what is that from? I've seen it
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 04:34 AM
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105. Blue Velvet
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FrankBooth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 06:17 PM
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155. You tell 'em
I've mellowed in my old age ... I prefer Heineken now to PBR.
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:38 PM
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2. "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"
from "Network"
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:40 PM
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3. About half the script of "The Big Lebowski"
--bkl
The Dude abides.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:36 AM
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97. "AM I THE ONLY GUY WITH RESPECT FOR THE RULES?"
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Runcible Spoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:26 PM
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143. DONNIE Shut up! you're out of your element!
nt
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Runcible Spoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:28 PM
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145. "those who are tardy will not get fruit cup"
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daveskilt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:40 PM
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4. thus you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:30 AM
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94. One of my favourites too!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:30 AM
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95. "We're on double secret probation, whatever that is"
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:41 PM
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5. movie
The snozberries taste like snozberries

I've got a golden ticket



"Im a teacher!"
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Bok_Tukalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:43 PM
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6. The entire screenplay of "Network"
"You get up on your little 21-inch screen and howl about America, and democracy. There is no America; there is no democracy. There is only IBM, and ITT, and AT&T, and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today."



"Why is it that a woman always thinks that the most savage thing she can say to a man is to impugn his cocksmanship."


"You're beginning to believe the illusions we're spinning here, you're beginning to believe that the tube is reality and your own lives are unreal. You do. Why, whatever the tube tells you: you dress like the tube, you eat like the tube, you raise your children like the tube, you even think like the tube. This is mass madness, you maniacs. In God's name, you people are the real thing, WE are the illusion."
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:45 PM
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7. DeNiro to mirror
"Are you talking to me?"

-Taxi Drive
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:45 PM
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8. So many
My name Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die."
- Princess Bride
I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
- Princess Bride

I am a writer. I give the truth scope.
-Geoffrey Chaucer in A KNIGHT"S TALE

One man, is called a disgrace; Two, become a law firm; and, three or more are called a CONGRESS, and BY GOD I HAVE HAD THIS CONGRESS!
- John Adams in 1776
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:45 PM
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9. So many...
'revenge is a dish that is best served cold'
'time is the fire in which we burn'
'Am I expected to talk?' 'No, you're expected to DIE!'
'time is a luxury you do not have.'
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Doug Decker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:45 PM
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10. "They mostly come at night, mostly"...
Newt, from Aliens.

Oh, and "Game over man, game over!" by Hicks (I think that role was played by Bill Pullman).
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 12:42 PM
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138. I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:45 PM
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11. Samuel Jackson's monologue in Pulp Fiction
"I will strike down upon thea with great vengeance and furious anger, those that attempt to poison and destroy my brothers!"
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:49 PM
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13. That's a great one
From a great movie, which happens to be my favorite movie of all time!
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lapislzi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 07:17 PM
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27. Personality goes a long way
That would have to be one charming m***********g pig.
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:49 PM
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12. Janeane's immortal line in "Truth About Cats and Dogs."
"What's wrong, Abby?"
"Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 wouldn't cure."
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:51 PM
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14. James Gerner in "My Fellow Americans"
I just got a chunk of purple mountains majesty up my ass!
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 12:14 AM
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81. Same movie.....
When the woman tells him she's sorry she and her husband didn't vote for him....they're republicans; Garner responds, "Well, at least you can admit it. That's the first step to recovery."
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:55 PM
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15. Tastes like chicken
Stargate
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:57 PM
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17. That line was also included in the movie "Alive"
But the ratings board asked the producers to cut it!
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Mallifica Donating Member (203 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 09:32 AM
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119. eek!!!
I totally forgot about that movie and those aspects of it.
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4_Legs_Good Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:56 PM
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16. "Here come two words for you: shut the fuck up"
Midnight Run

Funniest movie EVER

david
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 07:05 PM
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21. "Why dont the Chicago police like you?"
That is one of the best movies ever.
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 10:22 AM
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130. Johnathan: I can't fly... I suffer from claustrophobia and agoraphobia...
Jack: and if you don't shut up, pretty soon you're gonna suffer from fistaphobia.

Serrano: Make yourself a sandwich, drink a glass of milk... Do some fuckin' thing.


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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 12:15 PM
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134. Any quote by Dennis Farina in any movie is fucking funny as can be
Edited on Fri Jul-16-04 12:16 PM by Forkboy
"If you dont get it right this time I'm gonna come over there and blowtorch the both of you!"

Everything he says in Snatch is classic stuff too.

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daveskilt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 06:51 AM
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110. echoed later in big lebowski with over 100 uses of ....
"shut the fuck up, donny!"
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 06:58 PM
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18. "Vat is zis 'baby, baby'? Ze Fhrer never said 'baby'"
-Producers
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charlyvi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 07:01 PM
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19. CHARLIE DON'T SURF
Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 07:05 PM
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20.  I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
casablanca rules.

best dialogue in cinema.

here's looking at you, kid



great cinema has those special moments when the words become part of the general culture.

rosebud
make him an offer he can't refuse/keep your friends close and your enemies closer/leave the gun, take the cannolli
the horror, the horror/charlie dont surf/i love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like victory
we're on a mission from god


we all all know where these came from even if we never saw the film
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 11:54 AM
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132. Peter Lorre: "You despise me, don't you, Rick?"
Bogey: "I dunno. I guess if I ever thought about you, I probably would."

Another Casablanca gem!

:toast:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 07:08 PM
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22. "The bangalore torpedo was a long explosive used for
clearing wire obstacles, and you assembled it along the way. I'd love to meet the asshole who invented it."

Zab (Robert Carradine) from The Big Red One.
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 07:09 PM
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23. Oh, so many quotes in my head....
Edited on Thu Jul-15-04 07:10 PM by YellowRubberDuckie
"Alas, Earwax." Dumbledor, from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone comes to mind.

That monologue from Samuel L. Jackson is pretty cool too...
And there are many others, but I can't think of them all right now.
Duckie
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 07:12 PM
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24. from Woody Allen's LOVE AND DEATH: "Boris is trying to commit suicide -
last week he contemplated inhaling next to an Armenian."
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 07:15 PM
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25. Paul Newman to Richard Boone in "Hombre".........
"Hey? I got a question."

"Yeah? What?"

"How are you gonna get back down that hill?"
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 07:15 PM
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26. "Well, pardon me all over the place"...Robert Mitchum
...who played the original Max Cady in "Cape Fear," in a cameo role as a cop in the remake starring Robert DeNiro.
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charlyvi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 07:17 PM
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28. What we have here, is a failure to communicate
Strother Martin to Paul Newman et al in Cool Hand Luke
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 07:25 PM
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29. "You and your fuckin' rope!"
From The Boondock Saints

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Mandate My Ass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 09:53 AM
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124. Best.movie.EVER
You look scary, man, scary.

I can't even buy a pack of cigarettes without running into nine men you've f**ked.

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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 12:04 PM
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133. Willem Dafoe gives one of the best performances I've ever seen in it
He is friggin hilarious throughout :)

"What if it's ONE guy with SIX guns?"
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 07:30 PM
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30. Among many...
... "life is hard, but it's harder if you're stupid." - The Friends of Eddie Coyle

"It's real fuckin' weird out there." - Thief

"The bullshit grows so fast in Viet Nam that you need wings to stay above it." - Apocalypse Now

"The more you drive, the less intelligent you are." - Repo Man

"Why is that toy on your head?" "If I wear it anywhere else, it chafes." - Real Genius

"Ever since I got shingles in Cuba, I've had a prostate like an Idaho potato." - Last Tango in Paris



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lapislzi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 07:30 PM
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31. Major Strasser has been shot.
Round up the usual suspects.
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The Magistrate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 08:00 PM
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32. From 'The President's Analyst'
"You want to save the world? You want to be the big humanitarian? Pick up the gun!"

Duke Mantee's "You can talk sittin' down; I see ya doin' it...." is another favorite.
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galadrium Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 08:02 PM
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33. Get yourself a Glock, lose the nickel-plated sissy pistol
US Marshals
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 08:08 PM
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34. "The FALL'll probably kill you!"

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
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Cybergata Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 08:33 PM
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35.  Malkovich?
MALKOVICH!
Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich
Malkovich. -from Being John Malkovich


Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. -Dr. Stranglove


You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts. - Monty Python's Holy Grail

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges. -Blazing Saddles

:hippie:
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Eagle_Eye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 08:43 PM
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36. Blues Brothers
It's 105 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

'HIT IT!'

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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 12:26 AM
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83. 106
It's 106 miles.....my favorite all time line too. Probably my all time favorite movie.

A lot of great lines in that one.

"Are you the police? No ma'am, we're musicians"

<When he's checking out of prison, the guy giving him his stuff>
"one unused prophylactic......one soiled"


"I hate Illinois Nazis"

"Don't you blaspheme in here! Don't you blaspheme!"
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 08:44 PM
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37. "You lied to me, Mr. Lundegaard......"
"you're a bald-faced liar!!!! A.....fucking liar!!!!"
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 08:48 PM
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38. somebody has to go back to town and get a whole :bleep: load of dimes
ROFL
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Nlighten1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 08:50 PM
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39. "You will get nothing...AND LIKE IT!"
Caddyshack of course.
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Nlighten1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 08:50 PM
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40. "You will get nothing...AND LIKE IT!"
Caddyshack of course.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:38 AM
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98. The fact that your guns have "replica" written down the side of them....
Edited on Fri Jul-16-04 01:39 AM by HEyHEY
and the fact that I have "Desert Eagle .50" written down the side of mine should perpetuate those balls from shrinking out of view, along with your presence.


Ooops meant to post off the original
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Seeking Serenity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 08:56 PM
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42. Hey, boys! Look what I got heah!
Hey, where the white wimmen at?

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Mizmoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 09:07 PM
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45. "Are we supposed to be flying this close to the mountains?"
Alive, right before the crash.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 09:17 PM
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46. Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
- Raising Arizona

There is no spoon. - The Matrix

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that - 2001

You know what you are Mr Potter? You're a warped, frustrated, old man! - It's A Wonderful Life
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 09:26 PM
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47. From Repo Man...
... A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness."
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 09:35 PM
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52. "Did you do a lot of drugs in the 60's?"
Love that movie!
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 06:41 AM
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109. LOL...
.... yeah, I left out the punchline I guess - I didn't want it to be too long :)

Even funnier is this: I agree with the sentiment contained in that little monologue completely!
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bleedingedge Donating Member (143 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 09:54 AM
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125. Repo Man was the "quote du jour" movie...
for my friends when we were in college.

"But Otto, what about our relationship?"
"...Fuck that."

The whole "John Wayne was a fag" conversation, which I have sadly forgotten.

But my favorite was:

"Quit singin'"
"I'm not singin', guy".
"I'm standin' right fuckin' next to you, you're fuckin' singin', now cut it out" (or something to that effect).
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Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 02:21 PM
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150. I don't want any commies in my car .... no Christians either
the more your drive the less intelligent you are.

and from Treasure of the Sierra Madre----

Badges we don't need no stinking badges
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 09:27 PM
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48. "We're on a massion from God" - Blues Brothers
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 09:29 PM
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49. From Muriel's Wedding
"My life is finally as good as an ABBA song.. my life is as good as Dancing Queen."
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 12:43 PM
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139. you're terrible, Muriel
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 09:29 PM
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50. I Love my dead gay son!!!
Heathers
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 09:30 PM
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51. "But, this goes to eleven"
"This is Spinal Tap"

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bleedingedge Donating Member (143 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 09:56 AM
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126. The whole script of Spinal Tap, for that matter :n/t:
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 09:38 PM
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53. Nobody but me and a few friends has seen this movie...
Edited on Thu Jul-15-04 09:38 PM by TroubleMan
but some of the lines are so funny:

From the kung-fu movie Taoist Drunkard (aka Drunken Wu-Tang):

"I'm not going! I'm going to give you a taste of your own Sloppy Fist Style!!"

Also:

"Don't threaten us! .... and get off our roof!!"

.....
It's really, really, reaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllyyyyyy funny if you see that movie in a high state of intoxication.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 09:40 PM
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54. Cotton Drawers? Bitch, you know I don't wear no GOD DAMN cotton drawers!
From Dolemite
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 10:35 PM
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56. Dirty Harry
"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?"
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 12:44 PM
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140. From the Enforcer
You Laugh at me you bastard and I'll shoot you where you stand
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jkbsun Donating Member (70 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 10:39 PM
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57. sometimes being a bitch is the only thing a woman has left to hold onto!
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:24 PM
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142. what is this from..
it sounds so familiar
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 10:41 PM
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59. "You're not just tellin' us what we want to hear....
are ya?"

"No sir, no way."

"Cause we just want to hear the truth."

"Well then, I guess I am tellin' ya what you want to hear."

"Boy...didn't I just tell you not to do that?"

"Yessir."

...........


"Ok, then."


:D
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 10:41 PM
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60. "Wouldn't the world be a better place if insecurity & desperation made us
all seem more attractive?" - Albert Brooks, in Broadcast News.
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Ivan Sputnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 10:43 PM
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61. Pay no attention
to that man behind the curtain.
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 10:44 PM
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62. Revok!!
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Martin Eden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 10:45 PM
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63. Is it safe?
Dustin Hoffman didn't know the answer to that question, but Nazi dentist/torturer Lawrence Olivier had to make sure.
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 10:50 PM
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64. Good Will Hunting v. the NSA
WILL (cont'd)
Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody
puts a code on my desk, something nobody
else can break. So I take a shot at
it and maybe I break it. And I'm real
happy with myself, 'cause I did my job
well. But maybe that code was the
location of some rebel army in North
Africa or the Middle East. Once they
have that location, they bomb the
village where the rebels were hiding
and fifteen hundred people I never had
a problem with get killed.
(rapid fire)
Now the politicians are sayin' "send
in the Marines to secure the area"
'cause they don't give a shit. It
won't be their kid over there, gettin'
shot. Just like it wasn't them when
their number got called, 'cause they
were pullin' a tour in the National
Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie
takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he
comes home to find that the plant he
used to work at got exported to the
country he just got back from.
And the guy who put the shrapnel in
his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll
work for fifteen cents a day and no
bathroom breaks.
Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes
the only reason he was over there was
so we could install a government that
would sell us oil at a good price.
And of course the oil companies used
the skirmish to scare up oil prices so
they could turn a quick buck. A cute,
little ancillary benefit for them but
it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty
a gallon. And naturally they're takin'
their sweet time bringin' the oil back
and maybe even took the liberty of
hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes
to drink seven and sevens and play
slalom with the icebergs and it ain't
too long 'til he hits one, spills the
oil, and kills all the sea-life in the
North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of
work and he can't afford to drive so
he's got to walk to the job interviews
which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his
ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids.
And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every
time he tries to get a bite to eat the
only blue-plate special they're servin'
is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.

A beat.

WILL (cont'd)
So what'd I think? I'm holdin' out
for somethin' better. I figure I'll
eliminate the middle man. Why not
just shoot my buddy, take his job and
give it to his sworn enemy, hike up
gas prices, bomb a village, club a
baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join
the National Guard? Christ, I could
be elected President.
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radiclib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 11:26 PM
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66. Thanks for posting
One of the greatest movie monologues ever. I hope to run across it every time GWH is on the tube, but it's even more fun to read!
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MallRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 10:13 AM
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128. Oh my god. I can't believe how prescient that monologue was.
Incredible. I have to see that movie again.

-MR
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 11:24 PM
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65. "Well, it was some kind of juice"
From Woody Allen's "Take The Money And Run"

People were being interviewed by a reporter on why Woody turned to a life of crime. A guy who knew Woody began trying to explain it and spent about 2 minutes of screen time digressing farther and farther from the topic, finally describing what kind of juice he'd had for breakfast that morning, being unable to recall whether it was orange or tomato juice. "Well, it was some kind of juice" was his final comment to the reporter.
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 09:29 AM
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116. I liked his band experience.....
Trying to play the cello in the school band...

running down the street, hurriedly setting the chair up, playing a couple notes, then picking it up, running again, setting down again....playing a few more notes....

I still think that's one of the funniest Allen scenes ever.
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Doctor_J Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 11:28 PM
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67. Wales ain't so hard to track -
he leaves dead men wherever he goes.

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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 12:31 AM
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85. great one!

My all time favorite western. I love Chief Dan George.

" We thought about it for a long time, "Endeavor to persevere." And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union."
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Nevernose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 11:33 PM
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68. "We got both kinds: country AND Western"
Another great line from The Blues Brothers.
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Bhaisahab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 11:36 PM
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69. "Before you die, you see the ring." n/t
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 11:39 PM
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70. "How do you know he's the king?" "He's the only one...
ain't got shit all over 'im."
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Nevernose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 11:51 PM
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77. Monty Python quotes don't count
They're a whole other genre.

"Watery tarts lobbing scimitars is no way to..."
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Enraged_Ape Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 11:40 PM
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71. "I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass."
"And I'm all out of bubble gum."

--They Live (Mother of all Right-Wing Conspiracy Movies)
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theoceansnerves Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 03:16 AM
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103. theres a couple from that movie
"white line's in the middle of the road... that's the worst place to drive."

"come to show 'em where i am have ya? mama don't like tattletales."

"life's a bitch.. and she's back in heat"

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fishwax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 11:43 PM
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72. Leave the gun ...
... take the cannoli. (Godfather :))
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radiclib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 11:43 PM
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73. "How stupid is there?"-Excess Baggage
"I don't have to come, I'm on bug juice."-Naked Lunch
"I like my nose. I like breathing through it. And I still think you're hiding something."-Chinatown
"You can't call me a mook! What the fuck's a mook?"-Mean Streets
Or best of all,the entire script of Pulp Fiction from beginning to end, thank you QT.
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 11:44 PM
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74. "Let's get outta here!"
Heard in about 4 out of 5 movies.
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 09:34 AM
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121. No, you;ve got it all wrong.
It's:

"Come On! Let's Go!"

I read it several years ago, and if you watch, it's TRUE! Titanic,
Ah-nold movies...the eamples are endless.

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Kenneth ken Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 11:47 PM
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75. As you wish.
- from The Princess Bride

too, too many to list from The Lion In Winter, but here's one from Peter O'Toole:

I've snapped and plotted all my life. There's no other way to be alive, king, and fifty all at once.


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JSJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 11:50 PM
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76. 'pull dee string...PULL DEE STRING!'
Bela Legosi, in 'Plan Nine From Outer Space'.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 11:53 PM
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78. I'll bet these cops got SCMODS
SCMODS?

State. County. Municipal. Offender. Data. System.
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Twillig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-15-04 11:54 PM
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79. Second place is this set of steak knives. Third place is, "you're fired."
"'A, B, C.'
A:Always
B:Be
C:Closing!"

"You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?"

And that's just the good Alec Baldwin quotes.
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indigobusiness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 12:03 AM
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80. "I'm so hungry I could eat a frozen dog."
"Well, I'll go see if we've got one already froze."
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medeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 12:15 AM
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82. OH SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE
AT LAST I'VE FOUND YOU!

young frankenstein
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 12:26 AM
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84. "I'm older and I have better insurance."
Kathy Bates in "Fried Green Tomatoes".
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neverborn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 12:48 AM
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86. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
Heather, my love... you are beautiful!

I hate people, but I love gatherings!
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battleknight24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 12:54 AM
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87. HOW COULD YOU GUYS FORGET...
... "Oh, excuse me. I speak jive."

AIRPLANE


Peace,


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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:02 AM
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88. Another "Airplane" gem.........

Dunn: "Unger, didn't you serve under Over in the Air Force?"

Unger: "Ah, not directly. Technically Dunn was under Over and I was under Dunn."

Dunn: "Yep."

Unger: "So Dunn, you were under Over and over Unger."

Dunn: "Yep!"

Clarence: "Ah that's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn."

Unger: "So you see both Dunn and I were under Over even though I was under Dunn."

Clarence: "Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn!"
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 07:03 AM
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112. "Now that I've found you...
... would you object to never seeing each other again."

from Magnolia.... written by Aimee Mann.
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:27 PM
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144. another airport line
"I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film."
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HuckleB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:14 AM
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89. 1. Yer young and you got yer health, now what would you want with a job?
2. Her insides was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
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HuckleB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:18 AM
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90. Oh, OK. Here's the best, on Reagan, from Raising Arizona...
"I tried to stand up and fly right, but it wa'n't easy with that
sumbitch Reagan in the White House. I dunno, they say he's a decent
man, so...maybe his advisors are confused."
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daveskilt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 06:52 AM
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111. also from raising arizona - "we're swingers - as in too swing" nt
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 09:31 AM
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118. "I'll just be takin these Huggies, and...
whatever cash you got in the drawer..."
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HuckleB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:24 AM
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91. OK. #! = Ya don't breast feed him, he'll hate...
Ya don't breast feed him, he'll hate
you for it later. That's why we wound
up in prison."


Yeah, that's it.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:27 AM
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92. "The horror...the horror...."
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:33 AM
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96. Most tortuous: "Um, look. Sorry, sorry. I just, um, well,
this is a very stupid question and...particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion...but I just wondered, by any chance, um, eh...I mean, obviously not, because I'm just some git who's only slept with nine people, but...but...I...I just wondered...uh...I really feel...uh...in short -- to recap it slightly in a clearer version -- eh, the words of David Cassidy in fact, uh -- while he was still with the Partridge family -- uh, "I think I love you," and, uh, I...I just wondered by any chance you wouldn't like to...uh...uhh... No, no, no, of course not...I'm an idiot, he's not...excellent, excellent, fantastic, ...uh, I was going to say lovely to see you...sorry to disturb...better get on..."

Hugh Grant in Four Weddings and a Funeral.
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FredScuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:50 AM
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99. Luther told me I could learn something from you...
well, I already know how to drink
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Rocinante Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:52 AM
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100. "Nothing's too good
for the man who shot Liberty Valence."
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AmyDeLune Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 02:23 AM
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101. What!?!
No Buckeroo Banzai Quotes?!?

"No matter where you go, there you are."

Dr. Lizardo: "Where are we going?"
Red Lectroids: "Planet Ten!"
Dr. Lizardo: "When?"
Red Lectroids: "Real Soon!"

The Nightmare Before Christmas-- "Jack, I'm just an elected official, you know I can't make decisions by myself!"

The Abyss-- "Raise your hands everyone who thought that looked like a Russian water tentacle!"

Sunset Boulevard-- "I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille!"

Mommy Dearest-- "NO WIRE HANGERS!!!"

2001 A Space Odyssey-- "Oh My God, it's full of stars..."

The Day the Earth Stood Still-- "KLATU BARADA NICTO!"

Army of Darkness-- "KLATU BARADA NEH*COUGH*COUGH!"
"Ooh! That's gotta hurt!"
"It's a trick! Get an axe!"
"Gimme some sugar baby!"

My Favorite Year-- "I'm not an actor! I'm a movie star!"
"A rose by any other name would wither and die."

So many quotes, so little time... :)

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midnight armadillo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 05:30 AM
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108. I want the Buckaroo Banzai sequel!
"I speak Spanish to God, French to women, English to men, and Japanese to my horse."
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Mike Niendorff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 02:56 AM
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102. three among many:

"You see, according to this, you're already dead." -- palm reader, Jacob's Ladder

"I'm having an old friend for dinner." -- Hannibal Lechter, Silence of the Lambs

"The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club." -- Tyler Durden, Fight Club


MDN

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slutticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 04:40 AM
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106. "You think we...
...waste (racial slur deleted) for 'freedom'? This is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang."


Full Metal Jacket
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midnight armadillo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 05:21 AM
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107. What about Ahnold?
Edited on Fri Jul-16-04 05:25 AM by midnight armadillo
No one's mentioned "I'll be back." Great line. So great that the guy was cursed to try and re-create in every movie he made after that.

Others:
"I want to shoot you so bad my dick's hard" - Ice-T in New Jack City

Half the dialogue of "Aliens."

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw." - Heathers

And, the entire script of Ferris Bueller's Day Off. "I don't believe this. If I was bleeding out my eyes, you guys would make me go to school. "
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 07:16 AM
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114. "I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater,
hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life!"
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Bridget Burke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 07:42 AM
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115. My romantic side likes this one: "Loretta, I love you.
"Not like they told you love is, and I didn't know this either, but love don't make things nice - it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and *die*. The storybooks are *bullshit*. Now I want you to come upstairs with me and *get* in my bed!"

In a different mood, this resonates: "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

Or, "Laugh-a while you can, monkey boy!"
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 09:31 AM
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117. Don't Fuck With Me Fellas!! This Ain't My First Time At The Rodeo!!!
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 09:33 AM
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120. "Tina...get me the ax!"...you've got to love "Mommie Dearest"
:-)
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 09:43 AM
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122. That Was The Quote I Typed In First... Then I Changed My Mind
(were you looking over my shoulder?... where's the hidden camera?)

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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 09:48 AM
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123. I crept up behind you.
But "Don't fuck with me, fellas...this ain't my first time at the rodeo" is a TERRIFIC line.
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Runcible Spoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:30 PM
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146. WHY TINA WHY? WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bleedingedge Donating Member (143 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 10:10 AM
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127. You used...all the glue...ON PURPOSE!
My wife and I use that all the time when we're mock-enraged with each other. Always followed shortly by:

Bumpuses...sons of bitches!
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 10:16 AM
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129. "I'm no friggin' monument to justice!"
the rest is:

"I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride! You want me to take my heartache, put it away and forget?"

-Nicolas Cage in "Moonstruck"
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Gildor Inglorion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 10:55 AM
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131. From "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"
"He's not a floozy. He can't BE a floozy. YOU'RE a floozy!"
"Our beautiful blue-haired, blonde-eyed son."

From "The Lion in Winter": "Ignore the dragon in the doorway."
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 12:17 PM
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135. "Hey, swampy!" - another "Virginia Woolf" line.
:-)
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 12:22 PM
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136. "....and then....depression set in...."
:D
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mrboba1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 12:29 PM
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137. "They may take our lives,
but they'll never take our freedom!!"

I know its Mel, but I still love that line.
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 12:46 PM
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141. Mr. Johan! Hello, hello, Mr. Johan! Hello
Jane Fonda as Lillian Helmond in "Julia"
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manic expression Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:32 PM
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147. Hope nobody posted these before...
"You can't fight in here! This is the war room!!!"
-Dr. Strangeglove

"If I'm going to walk into a s***storm, I want to know which way the wind's blowing"
-Spy Game

(paraphrasing)
"I have a gun pointed straight at your heart!"
"My least vulnerable spot"
-Casablanca
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CrispyQ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:47 PM
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148. from True Romance
Christopher Walken: You've never seen evil so personified as in the face of the man about to kill you.

That enitre scene between Walken & Dennis Hopper is FANTASTIC!


A good line from Raw Deal: The only way we'll ever lie together is if we're hit by the same truck.
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:54 PM
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149. "So, Leutenant, they didn't kill us after all..."
From "Das Boot"
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 02:28 PM
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151. We want the finest wines available to humanity
We want them here, and we want them now.

Don't threaten ME with a dead fish!

Look at him! Look at Jeff Woad. His head must weight twenty pounds on its own! Imagine the size of his balls... Imagine getting into a fight with him! 2: Please, I don't feel good. 1: That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Jeff. No, he'd like a bit of pleading, add spice to it. In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do to you before he did it: 'I'm gonna pull your head off - no! please don't pull my head off! - I'm gonna pull your head off, cos I don't like your head!'

even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day

We've gone on holiday by mistake

Two quid?! You must be mad! You can shove it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it!

I DEMAND more BOOZE!!

I fuck arses? Who fucks arses? Oh god! Maybe HE fucks arses. Maybe he scrawled it on the wall in a moment of drunken sincerity.

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Mikimouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 02:43 PM
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152. Now, isn't that just like a Wop...brings a knife to a gunfight!
Sean Connery in 'The Untouchables'.
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 02:46 PM
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153. "I'm Your Huckleberry"
or "skin that smokewagon" "throw down boy"
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FredScuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 06:07 PM
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154. I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!
from a great unsung movie
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