If you had enough money to change yourself

[Snoggera]

What part(s) would you change?

[salinen]

1. Penis reduction surgery

[testing123]

2. I need to buy some headlights

:evilgrin:

[NightTrain]

3. I wouldn't waste any money on something as superficial as my looks.

Instead, I'd spend it on something constructive, like perhaps a newer automobile. Or I'd give it to charity. But I sure as hell wouldn't pay a cent to any goddamned plastic surgeon or Hair Club For Men types!

[gumby]

6. Young, ain't ya?

Us old folks need money for body maintenance, not looks. You'll find out soon enough.

[NightTrain]

7. I'm 38, going bald, and have a weight problem.

[gumby]

9. Sorry

But I DO have a lot of anger about the lack of health care in the "most wealthy nation on earth," while we spend endless media hours about how we can become fabulously wonderful under the guidance of cosmetic gurus.

[Bombtrack]

4. I'd get that newer quick and easy lipo to get a real six pack

right now I only have one noticable after ab exercizes(sit-ups etc). People would be amazed how many wealthy celebrities with perfect midsections just go and get any little bit of fat and cellulite sucked out that shows up. Like look at Brook Burke. She's got one of the greatest stomachs out there. You think it's a coincidence her husband is a plastic surgeon?

[BiggJawn]

5. The whole thing.

Chris Carmichael would be one rich Mofo by the time he got done with me...

Of course, I might become the first 50-y-o to win the TdF, too....

[traco]

8. I would have lipo

get my stomach stapled, something to help control my weight!