Just got in - I'm NEVER getting married

[HEyHEY]

Unfortunatley, everything we did to my buddy for his stag was my idea...he knows this.... after the police left he looked at me and just said "Fuck you Jer." If I ever get married it's gonna be on 2 days notice...so no stg..I f I even give a chance for revenge..it will be ugly.
Also - he got off light..I wanted to strip him and leave him in front of the police station....my friends suck.

[skooooo]

1. didn't i tell you to behave this weekend??

young man?!!

[HEyHEY]

2. He coulda made it easy ..but noooo he had to take the downrigger off

[acmavm]

3. Just out of curiosity, how did the police get involved?

.

[HEyHEY]

4. well,

the nieghbours called when we had him hog-tied to the boat trailer

[acmavm]

5. What were you gonna do, take him out and launch him?

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[HEyHEY]

6. We weren't sure..luckily no-one could find the ball-hitch

[Lefta Dissenter]

7. As my dad always said to me,

and I, in turn, said to my kids as they were headed out the door,

"Be Judicious"

Perhaps you need to remind yourself of this next time you go out!

[HEyHEY]

8. BAH! There wasn't that much blood!

HE got off light

[Kenneth ken]

9. ROFLMAO . . . after the police left

you keep saying he got off light, but you're overlooking that he s about to get married.

That's not off lightly.



I'm glad you had a mostly good time.

pity about the bear.

[Susang]

10. That's the sentence that had me laughing too

I think that's about number one on the top ten list of things you really don't want to hear about your husband to be's bachelor party.

[HEyHEY]

11. We had a good cop though

he thought it was funny

[Susang]

15. Lucky for you

Not all the cops I've met have had good senses of humor. Glad you came out of it relatively unscathed.

BTW, I the hubby and I didn't elope, but we had a less than traditional wedding that we planned ourselves. His friend insisted on taking him to a strip club for the bachelor party, so his girlfriend and I crashed the event. He was so happy that we did and the strippers loved it too. I think the only one who was mad was the best man!

[Don_G]

12. Whenever You Decide To Get Married

Hide the trailer hitch.

[HEyHEY]

13. I'm seriously thinking I should just elope - if I get married

Also this morning I've been accused of alot. I keep getting phonecalls. "Jer where's my wallet?" "Did you let air outta my tires"

"WHat did you do with my cell?"

I didn't do any of this stuff

[Nikia]

14. That would probably be the safe thing to do

Then he can't get revenge on you.

[Don_G]

17. You tie beer bottles on the back

When the both of you get married.

[Don_G]

18. The "Morning After" Syndrome

Duh...and like it's your fault that you were more sober than the rest of them put together.

Have them call the bar for their shit, carry a spare trailer ball in the trunk of your car and plan to elope when you get married before the Cops show up.

Oh, and tell the local Cops before hand and maybe arrange a volume discount rate for the Bail Bonds?

[HEyHEY]

19. I was actually voted the drunkest guy there

SOmething about yelling about CRABS!

[testing123]

22. They were serving "Crabs"?

With drawn butter....

[HEyHEY]

23. I don't even know

All i know is something got my dander up

[SarahB]

16. smart move

[NightTrain]

20. If and when I get married, I wouldn't want a stag party.

I'd prefer instead to get together with as many of my friends as we can muster (both male and female), pop some really cheesy flicks into the VCR or DVD player, and ridicule the fuck out of them, a la MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000. And if my wife-to-be wanted to join in the festivities, she'd be more than welcome!

[HEyHEY]

21. Love that show!

Great movie too