Yes, it's that time of month again: The new CHICK TRACT is out!

[jmowreader]

This one would be humorous if it wasn't so lame...The Peace Maker

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1017/1017_01.asp

Features Jesus the Pressure Washer--we haven't seen that in months!

[MisterP]

1. holy cow, this is worse than "Soul Story"

"you stupid jive turkey"
I'm embarrased to be within 40 mi. of him. And to share the AT-CG genetic coding system with him.

[geniph]

8. I wouldn't be too sure of his genetic structure if I were you, MisterP

I think he's some kind of android Jesus-bot, myself. Put in a nickel and out spews weirdly distorted pseudo-Christian dogma filtered through the sewage of bigotry and fear.

[King Of Paperboys]

2. Sure glad they had the footnote for "Paw-Paw."

I was LOST until I read that!

[eyesroll]

3. Oh, dear.

It's too bad the good Deacon's going to get his ass canned from the cop job for preaching on the job...

[physioex]

4. Hahahahahaa....

:puke: :puke:

[Fenris]

5. Why is that cop trying to convert Tom Petty?

[NorthernSpy]

7. LOL!

Heh heh :)

Of course, the real miracle here is that the cop manages to stay on the payroll, despite the fact that he never actually bothers to arrest any of the baddies he comes across.


Mary

[Samoflange]

6. I'm surprised the cop passed the police academy physical

6 bullets in your back can do an awful lot of damage.

On top of that, what the hell is a cop thinking rushing into a mob situation in a known "war zone" without calling for backup FIRST?

And how do we know that the first guy's grandma is really saved? Can the cop honestly pass judgment on her chances of going to heaven without actually meeting her? The only info he has is from the guy that was late for the drug deal, and since that guy is already going to hell, maybe the cop should view his perception of his grandma's faith with suspicion...

Then again, how do we know ALL the victims of the shootout were guilty? Maybe one or two were innocent bystanders, as is so often the tragic case....

Oh, and did the cop get assigned to patrol the bad streets of Lilliput? He's a GIANT compared to everybody else!

I love deconstructing Chick tracts, it drives the fundies NUTS!

[Paragon]

9. "Back when your Mama walked the streets as a hooker..."

Nice.

[DrWeird]

10. I'm highly offended.

Where does he get the idea that drug dealers hasn't accepted our Lord Jesus into their hearts?