***HAPPY BIRTHDAY BigMcLargeHuge***

[underpants]

:party::party::party::party:

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. awww thanks :)

Me and Courtney are planning an all you can shoot, snort, and drink extravanza to culminate with a staggering through the street contest, and an national poll to determine who looks better at the arraignment.

[underpants]

2. Remember to tell the cops you are "dehydrated"

when screaming like a howler monkey in the middle of an intersection at 4 AM, it works.

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. it didn't work too well last time...

maybe if I'm naked and flinging excrement at the passing cars I'll get further...

Here's a tip: try not to get tazed. once you regain control of your body, the headache is worse than even a Courtney Love-ian hangover.

[underpants]

5. Oh yeah I always carry some feces around with me

because you simply never know when you will need it.

[BigMcLargehuge]

6. another benefit of flinging feces

is that the cops will beat you while wearing their Hazmat suits, so you can imagine your being attacked by futuristic robots.

It's the little things, you know, that make birthdays memorable.

[underpants]

7. It is so important to stay entertained when taking a beating

I have tears in my eyes from laughing right now, futuristic robots.

LM-everloving-FAO

[BigMcLargehuge]

9. then that's my birthday gift to you :)

glad I could bring you a giggle!

[arwalden]

4. Well...

Hippo. Birdie. Two Ewes.

[BigMcLargehuge]

10. thanks arwalden :)

it's been happy so far!

[SarahB]

8. Have a great one!!!

:party: :bounce: :party:

[BigMcLargehuge]

11. Thank you Sarahbelle

:)