Tuesday Night...Time for Gropin' in the Grotto

[VelmaD]

That's right ladies and gentlemen - the Grotto is open for busniess.


In the absense of short bus I am delighted to be your hostess for the evening.



No cover charge if you can come up with a word that rhymes with Grotto (besides Lotto or Blotto). Cover charge cut in half for obscene aliterations for Grotto.

Come on in, the water's fine. Sit back. Relax. Cop a feel. Our lovely waitstaff will be happy to take your drink order.

Darth Velma

[short bus president]

1. Short bus has arrived

someone grope me, quick!

[VelmaD]

2. Short bus!

*smooch smooch smooch*

How's your trip going?

DV

[short bus president]

4. WONDERFUL (hiccup!)

arrived several hours ago, spent a couple of hours in the ocean, had a fine seafood dinner (and more drinks), and now we're drinkin' again. Connection here is dialup, so I won't be around long - just wanted to pop in and say hi - take good care of my Grotto!

Must run now - Mistress has demanded favors of me this evening, and I shant disappoint. Back in tomorrow, if able. ;-)

[VelmaD]

6. Have fun honey...

Don't do anything I wouldn't do (if you can figure out what that is let me know). ;-)

*smooch*

P.S. My plans for tomorrow fell through. :-(

[short bus president]

10. Hey babe,

I am SO SORRY about your plans for tomorrow! Let me know if I can help out in any way. I will likely spend the rest of this week in human bondage, but will try to check in on y'all.

Meanwhile, take out yer frustrations on LR - he's bein' mouthy again tonight, huh? (Sorry LR - Velma needs to release some aggression and, well, you happen to be around...)

Will try to check in on you guys again later - maybe tomorrow. No tellin' what Mistress Mystery DUer has planned for me tonight, but she's gettin' me good and drunk for now...

:7

<happy_shortbus!>

[leftist_rebel1569]

3. ow...

my toe hurts, I...wait, TOE! Cover charge waived! :P

[VelmaD]

5. Nice try...

but you knew what I meant. I'll go ahead and let it slide this time since I obviously wasn't specific enough. Just don't pull that mouthy shit again.

*huge sigh* *mutters* stinkin' mouthy teenagers

DV

[leftist_rebel1569]

7. oh come on...

admit it...you love having me around! :D

[VelmaD]

8. You know it Little Bit

Gotta have someone around to torment while short bus is outta pocket. ;-)

[leftist_rebel1569]

15. yay!

I love being tormented...so, does this mean my cover charge is waived 'til he comes back? :)

[VelmaD]

17. Nope...

you gotta work for it just like everybody else.

Hey, you're already getting the children's discount. ;-)

Did we charge you full price the other night when we let you into Adult Swim...hmm...*suspicious look*

[leftist_rebel1569]

19. um...no, you didn't

uhh....the virgins got the charge waived, yeah...

edit: my attention span cut out, and I had a pretty big error in the subject line...lol

second edit: my attn. span cut out typing the edit, and i forgot the laughter at the end...god, I need ritalin :P...

[Qutzupalotl]

9. Vibrato.

*splash*

Ahhhh...

[VelmaD]

12. Welcome...

welcome to the Grotto. Lovely to have you join us. Hop in the hot tub and one of our lovely serving girls will be right along with your drink.

DV

[Aristus]

11. Greetings, grand gorgeous groping guttersnipes grovelling in the Grotto!

How is everyone feeling tonight? WHO is everyone feeling tonight?

[VelmaD]

13. I had a wretched day...

and I'm feeling a little intense. Beat or be beaten?

I'm feeling anyone who gets within arm's reach. ;-)

Nice aliteration btw.

[Aristus]

14. Take my arm, m'lady.

Tell me all about it, and how to make it better.


BTW, I was hoping you'd notice.

[VelmaD]

16. work sucks...

my plans for a little nookie tomorrow fell through...

the DVD player decided to die tonight instead of playing The Two Towers for me...

I had to go grocery shopping...

blah...

I'm not sure how to make it better. Other than beating on Leftist Rebel and letting you yell at me in German that is. ;-)

[Aristus]

18. I 'll yell at you in a minute.

I teared up a minute ago, watching the funeral scene from the West Wing episode "In Excelsis Deo".

Okay, better now. Just an old softy. The Grotto is no place for tears. From you or me. I'm sorry you had such a rotten day, sweetie.

*snap* *snap* Please, a drink for our lovely hostess; a double.

And Andre, bring those abs over here and help me cheer up this sad lady.

[Aristus]

20. Velma, did you step out for a minute?

I'll have them freshen your drink. Hurry back.

[leftist_rebel1569]

21. yeah, apparently...

so that means FUN TIME FOR ME! BWAHAHAHA! :P

[Aristus]

22. Kick for anyone who wants a drink and some fun.

I'm getting worried about Velma. Strange disappearance.

[leftist_rebel1569]

23. so am I...

it's weird, I've been thinking about this for the last few minutes...

[Lady Freedom]

24. Give me a liqued cocane and 3 hot men in speedos!!!!!

I'm still steaming over a thread!!!!! :grr:

[Aristus]

25. I don't think my physique will allow for Speedos, Lady

But here's your requested item. *here*

Now, what's the problem, and what can I rub to make it better?

[Lady Freedom]

27. Just a goody goody.

And a sprained ankle that is royal blue in color.

[Aristus]

29. Don't want to touch that ankle if it's sprained.

Let me just give you a nice, gentle foot rub.

[Lady Freedom]

30. Mmmmmmmm.

Back too?

[Aristus]

32. You got it.

I'll start with the shoulders and work my way down the center of your back. Then give a smooth round-and-round to the small of your back.

[Lady Freedom]

33. Sounds gooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the cruches are killing me!

[Aristus]

35. Let me massage your upper arms,then, too,

while I'm at it. Care for a drink?

[Lady Freedom]

36. something strong!

I need it!

[Aristus]

38. *snap* *snap* Oh, Garcon!

A double Zombie for the Lady please!

How are the arms now, Lady?

[VelmaD]

26. I'm back...

what did I miss?

Had to deal with best friend issues. I need a drink. And a whip. ;-)

DV

[Aristus]

28. In the mood to beat someone?

You can start with me if you like. Time to give as good as you've gotten!

Ganz bereit, Fraulein? Schlag mich! Schnell!

[VelmaD]

31. I'm game...

if you are? Bend over boyfriend. :-)

Question is whether you're still wearing those lederhosen. ;-)

That, and do I need to find someone to translate for me? That seemed like a lot of exclamation points. ;-)

[Aristus]

34. No, I'm not wearing ledehosen.

You've got a clear field.

BTW: Translation: Beat me! Quick!

[VelmaD]

37. Darn...

I really like lederhosen. Oh well, as long as your still wearing the cute little knee-high white socks. ;-)

And what is it with me and mouthy bottoms? Doesn't anyone around here know the rules. I'll spank you when I'm good a ready...ok...I'm ready. ;-)

:spank:

[Aristus]

39. Sorry, babe, I'm not.

I'm giving Lady Freedom a "I had an awful day" massage. You'll have to either wait your turn, or help me.

[VelmaD]

40. S'alright

*enormous yawn*

I'm probably too out of it to be any good at either the massage or the spanking.

My day has been significantly improved now by the addition of The Two Towers and lots of pretty boys to it. I'm just gonna sit here and drool for a bit. God, that Faramir is a hottie. *thud*

DV

[Aristus]

41. Shhh, kleiner!

Die schone Fraulein muss schlafen.

[VelmaD]

42. I can only think...

of one reply to that.

Huh?

;-)

I guess we're gonna have to work on my German lessons some more.

[Aristus]

43. I'll give you one of those sleep courses.

Go to sleep, now.

[VelmaD]

44. blink...blink...

snore...

Darth Velma (who is dying to hear what naughty German gets whispered in her ear while she's asleep)

[Aristus]

45. *

*...hallo schatzie. du bist mein susser, ja?...*

*du bist die traumfrau, nicht wahr?*

[VelmaD]

46. mmm...subliminable messages

snore...whips...mumble...chains...rolls over...mmm, there baby...

[Aristus]

47. Okay, looks like Lady Freedom and Darth Velma are well taken

care of now. Time to slip out of the Grotto and wish everybody a good night!

Good night, all. :*

[VelmaD]

48. Sweet Dreams

*smooch*

Thanks for playing (and thanks for worrying about me when I disappeared for a bit).

[VelmaD]

49. Night All!

I'm packing it in.

Sorry about disappearing on ya. Tonight was nicely mellow in the Grotto. That Aristus - what a smoothie. ;-)

I promise more hard-core perversity tomorrow.

Feel free to wander about the place. Just lock up and turn out the lights when you leave.

DV