Help! I'm feeling murderous!

[InkAddict]

[LostInAnomie]

1. Go kill a beer....

...and then my boss :evilgrin:

[InkAddict]

3. Already downed one

and as for bosses and liars...line them all up and turn the music up really, really loud to drown out their screams for mercy!

[Forkboy]

2. That's the story of my life

Thankfully I have lots of music :)

[InkAddict]

4. Was that you?

who said "the only thing to do is jump over the moon." You know, there are other options - such a long line and so little ammo!

[Forkboy]

5. Nope,not me

I couldn't jump over a mouse.Bad knees :shrug:

[Interrobang]

8. Will you jump on the one in my kitchen, then?

The cat doesn't seem to want to kill it, and I'm too squeamish to just squash it with my Doc Marten...

[hangar18]

6. It's ground squirrel season

Do some fat slob a favor - go to Walmart and buy some of their brand name cola. Then go empty your ammo supply on it. I always feel better after watching full cans of shit soda explode.

[InkAddict]

7. Hey, my mountain feist takes care of the squirrelly ones

in the back yard, and I think that maybe the .22 is still safely hidden away by my estranged brother somewhere if he didn't sell it yet. I hate knives. Hmmm....maybe some foxglove?