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Khephra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:08 AM
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What Would the Fundies Think If Ragnarok Happened?
Instead of "Left Behind"?
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:11 AM
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1. it already has
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:13 AM
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2. Y'know somebody made a point the other day that bears repeating
If the Rapture is only supposed to take 144,000 people (out of over 6 billion) how do we know it hasn't already happened?
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stopthegop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:18 AM
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5. that's not the plan...
the 144K are saved after the rapture...
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 01:23 PM
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12. Oh.
Bummer. Sorry.
Everyone go back about your business, it hasn't happened yet.
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nickinSTL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:14 AM
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3. Ragnarok
Heh.

Good question. My guess is they'd be on the losing side :evilgrin:

'Course, win or lose, only 2 humans will survive...

But, my place will be secure...

and they'll have great fun in Niflheim!
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:14 AM
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4. I'm still holding out hope that Earendil will descend in Vingilot
surrounded by all the birds of heaven to kick Morgoth's ass. And Cheney.
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Khephra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:23 AM
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6. I hear the Bushies are looking for a new dog
Fenris is the name that I think they're going to call him.
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:28 AM
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7. Fenris is a gigantic and terrible monster in the shape of a wolf
Fenris Security provides Security Solutions for the UK public and private sectors.

Loki Development's second Open Source project is the Fenris Online Bugtracking System

Welcome to the Fenris Web Design site.

This is just hilarious
http://www.fenris.nl /

Fenris is the American Football Team of Dijon University

Fenris sells bikes in Clarkesville, Georgia

Fenris is everywhere!




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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:28 AM
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8. HEY!
:D

I do eat Odin, so maybe I could do this country a favor.
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:29 AM
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9. Fenris will perform in Almkerk, July 17th
Edited on Fri Jun-18-04 10:29 AM by Screaming Lord Byron


However, Drummer Rick Lieffering has broken a small bone in his right hand.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 10:30 AM
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10. We rawk!
See?! Look at this the hand man.

http://www.fenris.nl/band.html
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Unperson 309 Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 02:45 PM
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17. I Shed A Tyr For You!
You Loki dog!

You ate the first Handi-Snack!

From what I hear, you simply wolfed it down!

It was a snap.

Congratulations on your new tie.

309
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 11:00 AM
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11. They'd all be Thor as Hel!
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 01:27 PM
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14. Cute. Now do a pun for Niflheim
:)
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 01:24 PM
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13. When Surt burns all the nine worlds?
I'm going to get toasted on the mead of poetry with Mimer, try to ride the thing out in his well. :D
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Zolok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 01:46 PM
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15. Pat Boone's hymn singing would be replaced by
the cayoodlings of the Valkyries and the bombast of Wagner.
Great listening but I doubt da fundies could survive it.
:)
www.chimesatmidnight.blogspot.com
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Unperson 309 Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 02:41 PM
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16. One Thing: We'd Have Ample Warning!

The Ragnarok is supposed to be preceeded by "Fimbulwinter" (pronounced "FEEM-bl Vint'rr" meaning "Endless winter" basically two or three winters together without summer in between.

Interesting thought!

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