My dog just pooped on a frog.

[XanaDUer]

It's dark where I am. My BF took our dog out for his nightly poop walk, and the dog squatted to go. My BF saw some weirdly shaped thing under our dog's behind, but was not sure what it was. Just as the first small plop fell on the frog's head, the frog hopped up, hitting the dog in the butt, thus causing him to jump in shock.

Now how many times in life will that happen?

My BF cannot stop laughing. :7

[JohnKleeb]

1. haha oh really

thats making my day better as it goes.

[XanaDUer]

2. I wish I would have seen the dog jump

When he gets into position to go, he does this yogi-like position and lifts his back legs off the ground!

[JohnKleeb]

5. shitting on frogs though hahaha oh man

thats classic, I tell you.

[Kadie]

3. That poor frog is having a crappy day.

[XanaDUer]

4. LOL!

Literally.

[gatlingforme]

24. Crappy day indeed LOL

[Miss Marmelstein]

6. Oh boy, a frog....

for me to poop on.

:evilgrin:

[XanaDUer]

7. I don't think he knew the frog was there, until it goosed him.

:shrug:

:evilgrin:

[warrior1]

8. the frog

had it coming...hahaha great story....

[FizzFuzz]

9. thanks for sharing that---tooo funny!

I love frogs (well toads, especially), but I am laughing my ass off.

Don't tell my pet toads, they'll think poorly of me.

Wish I could see the expression on the frog's face! :crazy:

[XanaDUer]

11. The most responses to any thread I have ever posted was about

...when my comedic cat threw up all over the bed.

PS-I love frogs too. Maybe it was a toad?

[FizzFuzz]

17. we're a scatological bunch, aren't we?

and hey, mix funny animals with excretory functions and you've got a sure winner!

[Zomby Woof]

10. is his name Triumph?

"Come Poop With Me" is the funniest name for an album ever. :D

[XanaDUer]

12. There you are, you crouton viewer, you!

I hate walking the dog, but I think I would have enjoyed it tonight!

[Zomby Woof]

13. that poor frog!

lol... Next time get the dog to shit on a fundie's lawn... can't be too hard in Jax, eh?

[XanaDUer]

14. Heh ,heh

Didn't you hear? "Jesus is Lord Over Jax".

That is a local bumpersticker.

But they were in the pet area. There is a fundie pet area, though.

[Catshrink]

15. That's a craptastic story... a great chuckle.

On the dog's tombstone you can say:

Here lies " "
a loyal dog
he pooped on a frog

[XanaDUer]

16. Hi Catshrink

:hi:

Thanx!

[put out]

18. Therapy may be appropriate. For the dog, and especially

for the frog.

And for the two of you humans, I would recommend it. Don't misunderestate me; I mean you are just so sick to laugh at that. The cruelty, I say.

It is just not right to laugh at animals when they do things. Things is what they do. ;-)

[Unperson 309]

19. I Can Imagine What The Poor Pooch Was Thinking!

"Holy jumping SH*T!"

Seriously, how could the poor hound know it was a frog! He probably though his excrement was revolting!

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[dudeness]

20. LMFAO

..

[GingerSnaps]

21. Shit happens

[RandomUser]

23. and then hops away

:bounce:

[neebob]

22. That's the most interesting thing I've read today

and I think it's entirely possible that your dog may be the only dog ever to have pooped on a frog in the history of the world. Seriously - most frogs would have jumped before the dog butt got close enough.