The neighbors are GONE -- THE BAR IS OPEN!!!!

[Missy Vixen]

Okay, evilDU'ers -- belly up to the bar, the drinks are on me!

Our four-years-long nightmare is drawing to a close. I have never been so happy in my life to see a moving van! The neighbors with the incessantly barking dogs, drum kit, dirt bike and a truck alarm set to "air raid" moved out today.

:toast: :toast: :toast: :party:

Let the fun begin! What would you like?

Julie
warming up the cocktail shaker, pouring myself a big, ice-cold Cosmopolitan

[bigwillq]

1. Give me a Heinken right out of the bottle

Thanks! And I guess congrats are in order for those pesky neighbors moving!!

[Miss Marmelstein]

2. Hmm, how about a shot of Jack Daniels....

on the rocks. Make it a double...long day.

:toast:

[darkstar]

3. You're so kind to invite me

Margarita please. If it's no trouble, a splash of orange juice, another of peach liqueur and lots of extra lime wedges so I can fine tune it. :9

Hope you're not sorry 'bout that open invite now.

Seriously. Had a neighbor situation like yours a few yrs back. Unbelievable how their departure can leave you so giddy, no?

[TNDemo]

4. Tell me how you did it.

I have a family next door (been there longer than me and I have been here 17 years) that owns a gun store and are the only right wingers on the street. A few years ago somebody broke in and stole $80,000 worth of guns. Who knows how many they missed? It's a dang Ft. Knox over there. Thankfully their wicked little son has grown up and is not there much and is no longer shooting birds and squirrels in the trees and I am no longer hearing pooiiing as the arrow lands in my yard from his bow. They aren't near the trouble they used to be but would still like to know how to give them the idea to move along now.

[Duncan Grant]

5. Our long 'neighborhood' nightmare is over.

Couldn't resist paraphrasing that. ;)

Congrats JulieRB! May your new neighbors be the salt of the earth.
:toast: :party: :toast:

[Miss Marmelstein]

6. Why do people invite you over for a drink.....

and then don't stick around. I mean 'how rude'.

Meanwhile, I've knicked the silver, used her crystal bowl as an ashtray, rifled thru her underwear drawer (for god's sake, Julie, get rid of those grannie panties) and have made several long distance calls on her phone. Think she'll learn next time?

:evilgrin:

[darkstar]

7. I know.

I got a powerful thirst. Hmmm. Wonder if there's anything "fun" in the medicine cabinet?

[Miss Marmelstein]

8. Not anymore there isn't....

beat ya too it.

:7

[Amaya]

9. Can I have Screwdriver?

Needing some vitamin C tonight Thanks :D

[bigwillq]

10. Hey, where's my drink

I didn't get it yet!

[Miss Marmelstein]

11. You're going to have to help yourself.

That's what the rest of us have done. The hostess has abandoned us. Help yourself to whatever you want, although we've pretty much cleaned out the place.

:7

[darkstar]

12. You ain't drinkin'

on top of that bathroom thievery are you?

You may pay yet, Miss Marmelstein, for not sharing the loot w/ the otherwise good-natued Darkstar.

[Miss Marmelstein]

13. I found a joint under the sofa cushion....

want to share?

:smoke:

[darkstar]

14. Why yes, thank-you indeed

I just love smoking aged and ass pressed (note to Ashcroft) gota kola bark shavings....