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Khephra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 02:03 PM
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"If it wasn't for my horse, I'd never have spent that year in college."
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 02:08 PM
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1. Lewis Black!
:evilgrin:
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phillybri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 02:09 PM
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2. Was she on a polo scholarship???
Then you realize that anyone that went to college would never say something that fucking stupid...

Comedy, thy name is Lewis Black...
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 02:12 PM
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5. The only thing I can think of
Is that she bet on a horse, thus giving her enough money to spend the year in college.
It took me a few weeks to figure that one out...and thankfully I didn't have an aneurysm!
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phillybri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 02:18 PM
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7. That's a good point!
I never though of that, except she said "my" horse.

If this chick owns a racehorse, chances are she can swing tuition for a year in college...
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 02:10 PM
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3. Aquafina - The end of Water as we know it
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LiberalVoice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 02:11 PM
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4. "If it 'WEREN'T' for my horse..."
:P
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Khephra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 02:13 PM
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6. I've heard it both ways
I guess it depends upon his mood that night.

;-)
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-04 02:26 PM
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8. We'll never know what she meant...
Edited on Wed Jun-16-04 02:27 PM by YellowRubberDuckie
Cause by the time he turned around to ask what the hell she was talking about...she was gone. I recommend investing in the Lewis Black Comedy Central DVD. Very good stuff, including his Indecision 2000 stuff.
Duckie

Edited: TYPO TYPO TYPO
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