...And may he CAPTION in peace

[Endangered Specie]

[goclark]

1. Get The Hell Off My TV

[Endangered Specie]

4. Dont you mean your telescreen?

Sorry, he'll be on them for months.

[NightTrain]

2. "Today, Satan, we ask you to take Brother Ronald Reagan into the...

...deepest pit of Hell, where he will suffer eternal agony for what he did to this great country of ours! Can I get an 'Amen?'"

[mwar]

3. Oy vey!

Vat are all you goyim doing here? Who's the guy in za box? Some big-shot or something?

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

5. And Lo, it was the biggest peppermint stick ever made

And all the multitudes sucked thereupon.

Edit for (hopefully) funnier language

[Endangered Specie]

7. oh thats good...

but I preferred the unedited : "And all the multitudes were fed"

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

9. I thought to employ the rule of "k"

words with the k sound are funnier than other words, and 'suck' is always funny...but yeah, either way. :D

[Deja Q]

6. I 'ave come to tell you all by the mountain: (rated TV-PG)

"I peed in his casket."

(yes, it's borderline crude, but I don't care. He was far worse in political action than I am with words...)

[Endangered Specie]

8. That son-of-a-bitch had better get to rising...

I cant stand like this much longer.

[skip fox]

10. ". . . and he could even juggle invisible balls like this!"

(Subversive commentary on Reagan's economic and foreign policies.)

[cosmicdot]

11. O mighty, who would have known that Dick Cheney would make Nancy

an offer back in March of this year of our Lord ... we either release the Reagan papers now, or we have some cooperation on coordinating the funeral ... knowing that the papers are explosive, Nancy suggested this would make a nice vista for a final final final farewell backdrop ... she noted that they were always fond of backdrops ... Morning in America having been one their favs ...


March 17, 2004 Vice resident at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library and Museum Simi Valley, California

[Tom_Foolery]

12. I'll catch you, daddy Bush!!!