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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 07:54 PM
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Hey, Rush! Ann Coulter is available!
My goodness. Now THERE"S a match made in hell!
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 07:56 PM
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1. He'd snap her in two the first time they did it.
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Philostopher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 07:57 PM
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2. There used to be a stand-up comic in Cincinnati ...
who was a little on the portly side. For a while, he was dating a woman who was very tall and thin. He did a routine on it:

"Yeah, and we get along great, even the sex is really great. Well, it's great as long as I can keep that image out of my head of a fork stuck in the middle of a baked potato."

Now, why did I think of that?
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BlackVelvetElvis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 07:58 PM
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3. I bet she would be on top!
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 07:59 PM
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5. I'm picturing Ann in leather, with the strap-on. . "Bend over, BITCH!"
:-)
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 08:02 PM
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6. Ann doesn't need a strap-on
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 08:20 PM
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7. ROTFL!!!
Bwahahahahahahahhhh...I think i broke a rib!
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mede8er Donating Member (249 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 07:58 PM
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4. I doubt.....
Ann has an 'opening'............:)
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Sporadicus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 10:41 PM
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8. Oh, She Has One
Edited on Fri Jun-11-04 10:42 PM by Labor_Ready
but three rows of snagglepuss teeth look forbidding! :scared:
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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 10:46 PM
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9. Oh as soon as I heard of the divorce she was the first thing to pop into..
..my mind. Scary thought, huh?
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joefree1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 10:49 PM
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10. Well, we know who will be on top



June 5 Anti-war March in LA images here:
http://ediablo.com/LAprotest6-5-04.html
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 10:54 PM
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11. Imagine if in the heat of passion Rush reached down
and slipped some Oxycontin inside her instead of the spermicide pill...

You'd have a Rush-Coulter Oxykid :scared:
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 11:02 PM
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12. Rush-Coulter... now THERES a reason to be pro-choice
if I ever heard of one.
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