Why is Rush Limbaugh getting divorced?

[MikeG]

Poll question: Why is Rush Limbaugh getting divorced?

[RobertSeattle]

1. She got tired of the sex role playing games

You be Monica, I'll be Bill...

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Oh, come on now.....

...It's "I'll be Monica, you be Bill".

[terrya]

3. Marta just couldn't take Rush's 1.2" penis anymore. She finally wanted...

a real man.

[MikeG]

5. Sounds like they both do.

[Gothic Sponge]

4. I didn't even know he was married

What kind of woman would marry Rush?

[MikeG]

7. A soon to be wealthy woman.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. A woman with no self-confidence.

She must've gone into therapy.

[DS1]

6. wife won't play easter contin hunt with him anymore

[MikeG]

8. If we split the all of the above vote, asshole is winning.

[lapfog_1]

10. She got tired

of storing his cigars for him. Oh, Monica?

[tjwash]

11. It's none of our business.

That's the mantra going on in freeperland right now. F-in hypocrites have a running orgasm while the last elected president we have was bogusly impeached, and now all of a sudden we should not tear this assholes life to shreds.

[Zorra]

12. Maybe Marta will write a "tell all" book. n/t

[Darth_Kitten]

13. Nancy's free now???

sorry, BAD joke. (I'm in that kind of mood) :(

[sasquatch]

14. Being a beard isn't as fun as she thought it would be

:eyes: :crazy:

[Catholic Sensation]

15. she deflated and he's too out of shape to blow her back up

[Archae]

16. He cheated on her.

Isn't that what "good Christian republicans" like Newt, Bob Barr, Henry Hyde, and Dan Burton do?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

17. How can you preach sanctity of marriage when you're getting divorced...

every fourth minute? It's the CHRISTIANS that have already ruined marriage. I think all of Rush's preaching about how gays are going to ruin marriage is a bunch of bullshit. You can't ruin something that has already been ruined for decades. Rush, you're a Hypocritical BITGOT, and as much as you posture, you're going to hell, and you know it.
Duckie

[arwalden]

18. Because He's A Nazi