Anybody got an idea on how to build an ark?

[GOPisEvil]

Is this rain going to stop?

[theivoryqueen]

1. Send any and all unwanted rain to the DFW metroplex

Not only do we need it, I am loving it!

[GOPisEvil]

6. I'm planning on moving tomorrow afternoon.

This damned rain had better stop by then.

My lawn is already knee-high; I don't need MORE rain!

[Teddy_Salad]

2. No but I Noah guy who does

:)

[VelmaD]

3. If it doesn't stop by tomorrow...

instead of moving your furniture I vote we take it all apart for the wood and start ark-building forthwith.

[welshTerrier2]

4. here ya go

http://www.jr.co.il/humor/noah4.txt

[GOPisEvil]

8. You got a cubit conversion chart?

Sheesh, and we thought switching to metric was tough...

[Mikimouse]

5. Now there's an image...

An Ark moored to the top of the clock tower, snicker snicker! Hey, congratulations on being a homeowner, I just caught the thread from yesterday!

[LDS Jock]

7. NO SHIT

Its been raining, sometimes raining HARD, for what seems like forever. Day and night with almost no breaks, with thunderstorms at night to wake me up.

[SOteric]

9. *snicker* -Weather Whiner!

Come visit Seattle, - where the moss grows on every side of the trees.

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

11. No, no...this isn't Seattle rain...this is come down in buckets rain.

http://www.news8austin.com/content/weather/

Edit - I was in Seattle for parts of 3 days, and saw nary a drop of rain. In December. :shrug:

[Tummler]

10. If you follow Noah's plans, you'll need a lot of gopher-wood

Which means you'll first need a lot of gopher porn.

If you want to build an Ark of the Covenant, you'll need shittim wood. No shit!

Info on the two kinds of arks:
http://www.ccel.org/ccel/easton/ebd2.ark.html

[GOPisEvil]

12. Hmmm...I might just have to use the Mexican Juniper and Mesquite.

There's too much of both around here anyway.

Edit - thanks for that link though. I learn something daily around here.

[GOPisEvil]

13. Geeez...it's raining HARDER now.

:-(