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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 08:13 PM
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Hollywood's WAY friskier than Babylon ever was...getcha gossip here!
If there's an average Hollywood star, from this list they'd appear to be a bisexual heroin addict who's been frisky with Merle Oberon and either a patron of or worker for Heidi Fleiss' little operation. That's the impression I get, anyway, from this pretty can't-put-it-down site that collates and distills gossip on a ton of celebrities. The site's owner doesn't deny that much of what's listed is unsubstantiated, but they tried to filter to some extent. It looks to me like a lot of the testimonials come directly from people like limo drivers, wait staff, hotel staff, personal assistants, and production assistants and other crew.

Here's the URL:

http://www.geocities.com/mnussitch/gossip.html

Interesting, anyway, but it can suck to see some of your favorite entertainers turn out to be (allegedly) rapists, sexual abusers, etc. Here's an A-to-Z by way of providing a sample:


Affleck, Ben. Rude and a boor. "Boring." May possibly be more than just friends with Matt Damon and perhaps other men over the years. Has a filthy mouth. Tranny chaser. Recovering alcoholic. Has used hookers in the past; likes threeways with hookers and Matt Damon. One account has the two looking at each other (and getting off on that) while doing the pro. Has had work done on his teeth, hair, and chin. Linked with Pamela Anderson, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Garner, Salma Hayek, Lauren Holly, Famke Jannsen, Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Lopez, Gwyneth Paltrow, Britney Spears (who he cheated on Jennifer Lopez with, while Spears was seeing Justin Timberlake).

Bush, George W. Recovering drunkard (and probably a dry drunk) and cokehead. Not the brightest bulb in the lamp, and in fact couldn’t spell cat if you gave him the “c” and the “a.” The best argument against participatory democracy I know. Hypocritical moralist; Bill Clinton without the brains. Funded a girlfriend's abortion. At odds with his wife over how to treat his daughters' alcoholism. Believes (according to his own words) that only "believers in Jesus" will go to Heaven. Given his performance since being elected, it's now clear that the man is either a pathological liar or holds the American public in such contempt that he doesn't even bother to make his lies credible.

Cage, Nicholas. Long-time heroin user. Didn't make it through high school. Attacks paparazzi. Has at least dabbled in (and with, and on) men. "Was such an asshole on the set of Wind Talkers, that the crew referred to him as "Nick The Dick" behind his back." Reported to have a large snuff film collection, which is what broke up his marriage to Patricia Arquette. Doesn't tip (shame on you!). Formerly with Patricia Arquette (ex-wife), Laura Dern, Angelina Jolie, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lisa Marie Presley, and Uma Thurman.

Diaz, Cameron. "Self-important bimbo." Germ-phobic. Alcoholic and drug user. Very hard to work for; once made her assistant shave her armpits for her. The blonde nitwit in Lost in Translation is reportedly based on her. Has very bad acne, bad body odor, and bad breath. (What is the appeal of this woman?) Linked with Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Dillon, Jared Leto, Ed Norton, Vincent D'Onofrio, Justin Timberlake (she is acting the beard for him), and Vince Vaughn.

Eminem. Described as a nice guy by his friends, but his lyrics are vile and evil. Reportedly closeted very deeply and likes that back-door loving from and with men, and likes to watch men have sex with his girlfriend. Linked with Kim Basinger, Beyonce, Mariah Carey, Geri Halliwell, Elton John, Gina Lynn, and Brittany Murphy.

Fishburne, Laurence. Rude to fans. I've received a number of different e-mails implying that Mr. Fishburne (don't call him "Larry") is gay.

Gable, Clark. Notorious tightwad. Bad breath, and bad in bed. Preferred blondes--had a hang-up about brown/black pubic hair. Used the casting couch to break into Hollywood; had George Cukor fired from Gone With The Wind because Cukor knew that. A hustler for gay clients. Committed murderous hit and run, and MGM covered for him. Linked with Joan Crawford, Marion Davies, Olivia de Havilland, Ava Gardner, Paulette Goddard, Jean Harlow, Grace Kelly, Hedy Lamarr, Carole Lombard, Merle Oberon, Louella Parsons, Nancy Davis Reagan, Norma Shearer, Lana Turner, Lupe Velez, Shelley Winters, and Loretta Young.

Hannah, Darryl. "A 25-watt bulb in a 100-watt socket." "Addicted to pills and is so high-strung and emotional it is impossible to keep up with her...has been with many younger models." Hygienically challenged. Has a prosthetic finger/fingertip. Linked with Jackson Browne, Dodi al Fayed, John-John Kennedy, Val Kilmer, and Mickey Rourke.

Idle, Eric (of Monty Python fame). "Unpleasant egomaniac. Brown-noser. Known to treat people like gold until he gets what he wants from them. Personally responsible for the financial ruin of former best friend and ex-Rutle Neil Innes. When he was in Monty Python, he was the only member of the five who wrote bits by himself, instead of with one of the others, because he couldn't get along with any of them. To his credit, he openly admits that he's not a nice person."

Johnson, Don. Unpleasant, conceited personality (From e-mail: "'Raging asshole' is closer to the truth"). Former and most likely current drunkard and drug addict; reportedly introduced Jasmine Beeth to coke. Hygienically challenged. Has made use of hookers in the past. Linked with his teen co-star--not his first case of statutory rape, either. Has been seen shopping for sex toys with a male companion. Given to groping women. Money launderer. Linked with Patti D'Arbanville, Pamela Des Barres, Jasmine Bleeth, Melanie Griffith, Penelope Ann Miller, Sal Mineo, Babs Streisand, and Uma Thurman.

Kelly, R. Had an affair with Aaliyah when she was only 15. Is into three-ways and sex with underage women. Collects child porn. "Into water sports." Putz. "Loves to toss that salad."

Landers, Ann. She and her sister gave their all for the troops on leave during WW2. Sometimes they gave their all at the same time, in the same room, with two different men.

Maher, Bill. Incredible horndog; would diddle the alligators if they drained the pond. Masturbates before every taping of his tv show; has it written into his contract that the producers must give him 15 minutes to do so. Rumored not to be a very nice person.

Nicks, Stevie. Egotist. Is to fashion what Mike Tyson is to civilised behaviour. Claims she hasn't had sex with a man since 1994. Bi______. Big cokehead, but is afraid that it will damage her vocal chords and so has her assistant blow it into her anally. (Isn't that grotesquely delicious gossip?) In re: that last item, during the 1970s she'd give herself coke/water enemas. Is apparently known for her oral skills. (Could any man be that desperate?)

O'Neal, Shaquille. Bigoted buffoon. $0.15 mind in a $100K body (see: "I've won at every level except college and pro," and "Coach, you played?" the latter to Hall of Famer Lenny Wilkins). Member of the Nation of Islam. Has a kept woman near Westwood. Linked with Cindy Crawford, who he then boasted about shtupping. Boasted about having slept with one of the Williams sisters and was then forced to admit he lied.

Paltrow, Gwyneth. "Snotty, pompous, chain-smoking toothpick." Rumored to be evil and back-stabbing to her competitors. Acts like a diva on-set and off. Rumored to have dumped Brad over his heavy pot/X use as well as her snooty attitude towards his lack of education. Reportedly a "favorite" of Harvey and/or Bob Weinstein. Nymphomaniac whose cheating on Brad may have been the real reason they broke up. Linked with Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Chris Martin (of Coldplay), Viggo Mortensen, Brad Pitt, Prince Nicholas of Greece, Jonathan Schaech, David Schwimmer, Jerry Seinfeld, Mark Wahlberg, and Luke Wilson.

Queen Mother. "The Queen Mother (or Elizabeth Bowes Lyons as she was then) was very well known in the local area (of Forfar) for being a "bike" (ie...everyone got a ride on her) before she was married to the future King."


Reagan, Nancy Davis. The eminence grise(ly) in the Reagan White House. Used astrology to determine policy decisions. Slept with Frank Sinatra in the White House itself. Personally pro-choice but kept quiet and supported anti-choice actions for her husband's career. Former "Hostess Girl"/prostitute for the studios when they needed to recruit someone; reported to give the best head in Hollywood, in her day. Was pregnant when she married Ronnie. Used pot at least once. Verbally abused her children. Linked with Milton Berle, Yul Brynner, Clark Gable, Peter Lawford, Frank Sinatra, Spencer Tracy, and Mike Wallace.

Sarandon, Susan. Treats her staff badly, and in public, no less, just as she does her fans. Linked with Barry Bostwick (who slapped her around) Louis Malle, Sean Penn, Tim Robbins (current thing, who reportedly abuses her emotionally and physically) and Julia Roberts.

Tarantino, Quentin. Egotistical and unpleasant (although reportedly quite good at oral sex). Never graduated from high school. Crudely hits on many, many women. Admitted drug user (pot and E). Linked with Margaret Cho (who says he's great in bed) and Mira Sorvino (who QT didn't treat well).

Ullman, Liv. Linked with Warren Beatty, Ingmar Bergman, Jerry Brown, Henry Kissinger, and Gene Simmons (yes, the Gene Simmons of Kiss, BION).

Van Damme, Jean Claude. Hygienically challenged. Vain. Drug addict and alcoholic. FOD and reportedly HIV+, but thinks he's been cured by G-d. Hard to work with. Wife beater. "A cheap bully." Pays hookers to dominate him. Linked with Jewel and Tori Spelling.

Wahlberg, Mark. Cokehead and booze-bag. Enjoys exposing himself in public places. Has anger-management problems. Biased against the Japanese and once took out the eye of an old Vietnamese man. Used to "beat fags" in Southie. Linked with Jessica Alba, Jordana Brewster, Gwyneth Paltrow, Winona Ryder & Uma Thurman.

Xuxa. Hates the kids on her show. Flashed some skin in a movie once, but never did porn. Linked to John-John Kennedy.

Yoakam, Dwight. Hygienically challenged. Emotionally (and possibly physically) abusive towards women. Hard to work with, and throws tantrums if his tea isn't fresh. Linked with Sheryl Crow, Karen Duffy, Bridget Fonda, Winona Judd, Sharon Stone, and Charlize Theron.

Zellweger, Renee. Cokehead, and none too bright. (But nice nonetheless). Anorexic/bulimic. Supposedly worked as a stripper in Austin (Texas) for a time. Linked with Jim Carrey, George Clooney, and Jack White (of the White Stripes).
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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 10:11 PM
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1. thank you Forrest.... what a scream!
Edited on Tue Jun-08-04 10:46 PM by jdolsen
Here's my fave entry:

Miller, Dennis. By several reports the biggest prick in Hollywood. (I realise there's stiff competition for that role, but that's how folks in the business describe Miller.) I hope you got a good price when you sold your soul and became court jester to the Avignon Presidency, Mr. Miller.

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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 10:34 PM
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2. Great link!
This one kills me....

Cruise, Tom. Oh, definitely not a Friend Of Dorothy. Why would you ever think such a thing? No, certainly not. And he definitely doesn't force his gay lovers to sign lengthy non-disclosure contracts before he gets involved with them; that's just a vile, untrue rumor started to bring shame on this quite emphatically heterosexual movie star. Certainly not someone who has and enjoys sex with lots of men. One would never hear Mr. Cruise described as "awkward and inarticulate" when speaking without a script, and certainly never hear him described as "vain, shallow, and pretentious." No, certainly not--the reverse is true of Mr. Cruise! $cientologist. Vain & arrogant. Never graduated from high school. Acted badly towards Nicole Kidman during their break-up, which was caused partially by his insistence on raising the kids $cientologist (she wanted them raised Catholic) and partially because of her pregnancy, which may have been his and may have been Ewan McGregor's. Broke up with Nicole via his representatives. (Cruise, you swine.) Linked with Patricia Arquette, Cher, Penelope Cruz, Rebecca De Mornay, Nelly Furtado, Anthony Hopkins, Nicole Kidman, Heather Locklear, Paul Newman, Lisa Marie Presley, and Mimi Rogers.

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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 11:22 PM
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3. Oh Drudge
Drudge, Matt. FOD and egg fetishist who's done great damage to his gay brothers and sisters by aiding the cause of fascists, intolerant orthodox Christians, and conservative scum. Ethically challenged hypocritical lackey and moral catamite to right-wingers. We remember you from the old days, Matt-o, and when you fall back to obscurity we'll be waiting with sharpened knives.
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-04 08:30 AM
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39. what is an egg fetishist?
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-08-04 11:53 PM
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4. I enjoyed it muchly
I was surprised by the number of people who are, as the author puts it, $cientologists - like Greta Van Susteren. It explains so much. Thanks for the link. :thumbsup:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 12:00 AM
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5. Oned thing that really struck me was how many of the stars of
Hollywood's 'golden years' were supposedly or definitely bisexual...somehow it seems to me like a lot of people assume that this is a relatively new thing or that their generation is the first to indulge in certain sexual practices. I mean, between Errol Flynn and Tyrone Power, alone...well...these guys make Pam and her various video jocks look tame. Imagine if they'd had home video back in those pre-Bob-Crane days.
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 12:43 AM
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10. I know. Ever since we heard about the Laurence Olivier-Danny Kaye liason
a few years back, my honey and I have found it kinda hard to watch their movies. We are totally not homophobes: it's just that particular...coupling...is impossible not to think about. Hamlet meets the Court Jester. Whew.

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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 01:13 AM
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12. That one kindas freaks me out, too,
just because they seem such an Odd Couple. Probably has something to do with Danny Kaye's LP of children's songs being in heavy rotation throughout my childhood, too. Both pretty amazing talents, though. If the list is even partway accurate, sooooooooo many of filmdom's leading men would seem to have been gay. Rock Hudson's looking very much the norm in that respect, rather than the shocking exception he was thought to be in 1985.


What really freaks me out is stuff like the allegation that Tyrone Power, Cesar Romero, and Monty Wooley got together for 'scat parties.' I have no idea what that might have consisted of, but I suspect that Chuck Berry would have felt right at home. :o



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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 12:05 AM
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6. I love all the gossip about the stars in the '20s
Even though Kenneth Anger's "Hollywood Babylon" has been largely discredited.
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 12:09 AM
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8. This is not true about Louise Brooks in the '60s, though
Earlier in her life, I could buy that, but she was fairly hermetic and alcoholic by that point in her life.

Brooks, Louise. Former call girl. Razor-sharp as well as beautiful. Heh--this is funny. Supposedly was a dominatrix for Kodak executives in Rochester, NY in the 1960s. (That's giving me some nice, juicy images). Linked with Humphrey Bogart, Charlie Chaplin, Greta Garbo, and William S. Paley.

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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 12:49 AM
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11. Kind of interesting how many female stars are SAID to have
worked as "high-priced call girls" (Michelle Pfeiffer, Demi Moore, etc) or for Heidi Fleiss (the repulsive Shannon Dougherty, to name just one) before hitting it big. I mean, it may not be true, but....still...
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 01:46 AM
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14. It does sound like wish fulfillment, doesn't it
Edited on Wed Jun-09-04 01:51 AM by SheWhoMustBeObeyed
I have been in love with Louise Brooks for a long time. I have a copy of the magazine Films in Review that contains a remembrance of Brooks written by film preservationist and historian William K. Everson shortly after her death in 1985. It paints a picture of her as alone but not lonely, and may offer some clues to the genesis of that hard-to-believe rumor.

Everson first met Brooks in the 50s. Here are some excerpts from his article, which he begins by talking about her final years, then goes back to their first meeting:

"Her sickness was very real, though made worse by the fact that she chose not to fight it. She suffered from emphysema, and was thrown into depression when writer Kenneth Tynan, who had written a successful profile on her for The New Yorker, died form the same affliction (note: Tynan died in 1980). From that point on, she became a firm recluse, rarely leaving her bed let alone her room in a small but comfortable apartment in North Goodman Street, just off East Avenue, one of Rochester's most beautiful and affluent streets, and just a few minutes' walk from the Eastman House film museum and archive. Prior to Tynan's death I had tried many times to get her to appear as a guest of honor at the Telluride Film Festival. She was a dynamic woman, and would have been marvelous on stage introducing her films, or participating in a seminar. But in her later years, she was unduly conscious that she had lost her good looks. She was still a striking-looking woman, but the thought of appearing with that young, alluring on-screen image from a half-century earlier frightened her, even though she gave other reasons. Once or twice she seemed on the verge of wavering, but after Tynan's death she was immovable, and even resisted having old friends call on her. ...Alone she was, but purely by her own choice. She was not forgotten by her friends, and a neighbor came in daily to look after her and do whatever shopping was needed. The one welcome (if unexpected) visitor in the last year of her life was Lillian Gish. She'd always admired Lillian enormously, and her visit was an enormous morale-booster.

..."I first met Louise through James Card, curator of Eastman House in Rochester. It was Card who discovered Louise living in New York, brought her to Rochester, showed her as many of her films as the achive held at that time, set her to writing the many fine articles that appeared in Sight and Sound and other publications, and launched the new wave of interest in her that resulted in TV appearances and an homage at the Cinematheque in Paris. None of the obituaries mention James Card (though one refers ambigously to a curator of Eastman House) and most imply that all the credit belongs to Henri Langlois of the Cinematheque in Paris. Let the record be put straight on that.

"At that time in the mid 1950's Card was being extraordinarily kind in letting me come up to Eastman House to take 'crash' courses in American film, staying a week and running film all day at the archive and then all night at his house. On this occasion Jim had let me off at Louise's suite at the Treadway Inn (she hadn't yet moved into the apartment where she would live until her death) and left me there with a projector and some film. Louise at the time was drinking slightly more than she should, and on impulse decided to adopt a flirtatious mood. While such a situation could have provided marvelous anecdotes in later years when I was to introduce Pandora's Box in class, it is probably a measure of my immaturity at that time that my eyes stayed resolutely glued to the print I was screening - a silent Hal Roach western with Yakima Canutt, The Devil Horse."

I also found this on MSN:

"She spent the next two decades in virtual obscurity, occasionally obtaining radio work but generally limited to clerical and salesgirl jobs (she would later allude to a brief career as a prostitute, but there's no verification of this). She was rescued in the mid-'50s by a millionaire media executive with whom she'd allegedly had an affair, and who provided her with a modest monthly annuity for the rest of her life. She moved to Rochester where she formed a lasting friendship with film buff/curator James Card of the George Eastman House."

So put it all together, sex it up with the amorality of Brooks's Lulu persona, and presto! She's domming a couple of camera executives. I'll bet she would have had a good laugh over that.

Edit: corrected date

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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 08:33 PM
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29. I collect Films in Review
And I think I have that issue (I recently moved and my magazines are not back in order yet). Have you ever read her book, Lulu in Hollywood? It's great! Also, Barry Paris' biography is quite good. She had quite the mouth and had lots to say about Charlie Chaplin's anatomy, among other things.
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 11:14 PM
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35. Yes, I have her book
It is fascinating. I like what she wrote about W.C. Fields, another great favorite of mine.

I don't collect Films in Review, I'm more a dabbler than a film buff. But I happened to see that issue on the newsstand so I picked it up. I was lucky enough to see a restored print of Pandora's Box a few months later, and it was just riveting. I had wanted to see it since I first heard of Louise Brooks back in 1970. It was well worth the wait.
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kiahzero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 12:05 AM
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7. Shocking!
Quinn, Colin. Racist.

Say it ain't so!
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kiahzero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 12:42 AM
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9. Doesn't filter it enough
Clinton, Bill. Corrupt gladhanding weasel. (Likable in person.) Horn-dog; reportedly nailed Sharon Stone on election evening. Rumored to have slept with Markie Post and Babs Streisand (while Hillary was visiting her ailing father, no less!). Merkin for Hillary Clinton. Underendowed. Rapist. Reportedly very good at oral sex. Also linked with Elizabeth Gracen, Elizabeth Hurley, Chaka Khan (!), Heidi Klum, and Demi Moore.

Clinton, Hillary. Corrupt, manipulative power behind Bill Clinton. L______/bisexual; reported to have slept with one/both of the Fosters and George Stephanopoulous.


Those claims have been pretty much investigated to death.
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delete_bush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 01:34 AM
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13. Even if only half-true it's a fun read
Interesting that so many are hygienically challenged.
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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 10:50 AM
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15. i know, don't rich, famous people use soap????
...or something similar. Maybe they just don't have time to shower.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 10:53 AM
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16. Hillary Clinton slept with George Stephanopolous?
These are fun, but please take them with a grain of salt. :-)
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 10:55 AM
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17. I read that WHOLE SITE last night....
curse you and your production destroying gossip!!!!!!! I simply couldn't stop reading.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 08:21 PM
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27. I sympathize...
Same thing happened to me!
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 11:02 AM
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18. Pretty scurrilous stuff, bit harsh on Idle I thought.
The guy does admit to being socially-impaired.
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 11:04 AM
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19. Moore, Michael. Republican Party Operative. Loves Finnish pornography
Obsessed with the small town of Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, and is rumoured to have had sex with 60% of the residents (he keeps a tally in a small grey notebook). Reportedly smells of camenbert. Wears a wig, despite having a full head of silky blonde hair.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 11:06 AM
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20. I now know the definitions
of "beard" and "merkin."

Thanks. :crazy:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 08:22 PM
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28. Kinda adds a whole new perspective to Dumya's "my fellow merkins,"
don't it? :D
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 11:16 PM
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36. LOL!
Yes it does. I don't think I'll ever be able to listen to one of his speeches the same way ever again.
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 11:09 AM
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21. Anderson, Laurie. Linked to Lou Reed.
Say it ain't so!
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 11:10 AM
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22. Ewwwwwwww....
"McMahaon, Vince. (The pro rasslin guy). Bisexual. Linked with HHH, Shawn Michaels, and whatever other ringboys and jobbers he can bribe, persuade, or coerce to submit to his lizardy pawing and no doubt amateurish, if undoubtedly mercifully brief, coitus."

Now, that's just vile. Unfortunately, I'm getting some mental images of this. Please make them go away. Thank you.

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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 11:15 AM
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23. Nice about the B-52's "Went out of their way to be friendly to fans"
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 11:32 AM
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24. Apparently, Sean Connery.....wait for it....."wears a toupee"
Well, I never!
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 11:33 AM
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25. OK, my last post, honest. Ann Coulter is a habitual liar!
What is this, the list of the bloody obvious?
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 11:39 AM
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26. That little scamp Frankie Muniz! Boys will be boys!
"Muniz, Frankie. Is spreading nasty rumors about just how Hillary Duff pleasured him"
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 08:34 PM
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30. LOL - nice to know some things never change!
;)
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Lou_C Donating Member (944 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 08:47 PM
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31. Thank you for the message thread
This one was my favorite besides the Nancy Reagan prostitute info.

Bush, George W. Recovering drunkard (and probably a dry drunk) and cokehead. Not the brightest bulb in the lamp, and in fact couldn’t spell cat if you gave him the “c” and the “a.” The best argument against participatory democracy I know. Hypocritical moralist; Bill Clinton without the brains. Funded a girlfriend's abortion. At odds with his wife over how to treat his daughters' alcoholism. Believes (according to his own words) that only "believers in Jesus" will go to Heaven. Given his performance since being elected, it's now clear that the man is either a pathological liar or holds the American public in such contempt that he doesn't even bother to make his lies credible.
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 09:14 PM
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32. I can see the truth in some of it for sure.......
;) I've heard some of this stuff before from other sources so it must be true ;) ....Thanks a lot Forrest! Great stuff!!!!! :)
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 09:45 PM
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33. Thanks. Have Said It Before ...
gossip columnists of the old school have higher standards of journalism than G.E.RUSSERT, Tweety, and the entire Faux line-up. That said: So, bottom line, everybody's Gay? And, is this sort of like "astrology"?
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No2W2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 10:25 PM
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34. Heh, this is fun
Bush, Barbara. Married to George Bush. Reportedly nice in her dotage but vicious to social outsiders as a college girl.

Bush, George. "Glad-handing sack of shit." Prissy and sanctimonious hypocrite. Had long-time affair while married to Barbara Bush; hired his mistress as State Dept spokeswoman. Also reported to have enjoyed the favors of "party girls."

Fleischer, Ari. Known around Washington for making inappropriate advances toward at least one reporter. Has apparently also been cruising gay websites for sex partners.

Reagan, Ronald. "I have never seen one man more pussy-whipped by his wife in my life." Absent-minded, evil-by-omission man. Betrayed his fellow Hollywood stars to red-baiters. Homophobe and racist. Rapist of Selene Walters during the 1950s. Cheated on his wife in 1968. Symbol and figurehead of almost all that was wrong with the 1980s. Linked with Doris Day, Nancy Davis Reagan, and Jane Wyman.

O'Reilly, Bill. Surprisingly unintelligent, for all his bluster. Anti-Muslim bigot. Currently helping to spread the Jews-control-the-media meme--thanks for helping the anti-Semites, Bill.
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Mr. Blonde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-09-04 11:29 PM
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37. Why no mention of
the relationship between Britney Spears and Jenna Jameson? That was my favorite gossip.
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-04 08:18 AM
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38. You'll go blind looking at that, y'know.
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Zolok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-04 09:14 AM
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40. I love the a-list...
it is gossip in a precis' format perfect for those on the go.
Pity it is not updated more often.
The accusations that Hilary Duff's mom is a racist, intrigues me, can anyone elaborate?


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