**Moderator Messages**

[sus]

I was just checking out my DU options and noticed that I don't have any "Moderator Messages."

Am I being excluded from some exclusive club or something?

Who are these Moderator people? What's their DEAL?

WHAT AM I CHOPPED LIVER??!!!

If you've received these elusive and taboo Moderator Messages, please share them here or at least give us the password. C'MON! this is AMERICA!

[Whitacre D_WI]

1. It means all the mods hate you.

I don't have any, either. :(

[the Kelly Gang]

2. I got a warning about not writing personal things about other DU'ers

it made me feel special and terrified at the same time.!

[sus]

3. that reminds me. i heard that the Kelly Gang is really just a trio.

EXPOSE THE LIE!!

:)

[the Kelly Gang]

7. there are more than 3 of us !!

[GOPisEvil]

4. You don't really want one.

They're nasty-grams.

[sus]

5. it's all about CHOICE, brother!

maybe i would ENJOY the abuse.

[GOPisEvil]

6. Well, that's the good news.

You get to be abusive, and then receive some abuse in return. It's a festival of abuse!

[bearfan454]

15. You closing today GopisEvil ?

[GOPisEvil]

16. So they tell me.

I'll believe it when I see it.

[Wickerman]

8. Not missing a thing

Its about an appealing of a club as the 700 Club - not he DU brand, but the Pat R group.

[Skinner]

9. I can send you a moderator message, if you want one.

But we generally use that feature to send people warnings about their behavior. So I'm hoping that you might not actually want one. :)

[sus]

12. I was hoping for a "ENLARGE YOUR PENIS FOR FREE!" or a

"YOU WO?N!34543!!!OPA!"

oh well. can't have it all...

[LynneSin]

14. Skinner: Tell her you're really a Nigerian Royal Member...

..and that you need sus's SSN, Account Numbers, Credit Card numbers and cats.

She'll give them to you if you send it through the moderator messages!!

[jean]

10. I got chastised for exceeding the four paragraph rule - it was stern but

mellow, kind of like the nuns who would 'yell' at us in elementary school.

[pagerbear]

11. Four-paragraph rule?

Is that like the three-date rule?

[sus]

13. three dates? haha! pagerbear is frigid!

[pagerbear]

17. Is that why I can't even get arrested?

[sus]

18. I finally got a moderator message! SCORE!

Now I can lord it over the rest of you NON moderator message getters.

LLLlllosers!

[LynneSin]

19. Alas but we can no longer be friends

I'm in the realm of someone who has never gotten a Moderator Message. I'm better than you are - the moderators love me more because I'm so problem free!!!

[sus]

20. yeah. whatever gets you through the night, sister!

<polishes her brandnew top of the line moderator message>

you know you want this! uh-huh!

[LynneSin]

22. No I don't - I'm a good girl

The type of girl you can take home to mother and be proud she's your girlfriend. I don't have a reputation of a bad poster at DU - mom's love that in their son's girlfriends.

[GOPisEvil]

23. SINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Repent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LynneSin]

24. We need to start a prayer chain for her

You call all the DUers on your phone list and I'll call all those on mine. Then they'll call all the DUers on their phone list and eventually all 45000+ Duers will be praying for sus!

[Maddy McCall]

21. Hey, what's wrong with chopped liver?

;-)