Ow ow ow - Rolling chair+momentum+desk+hand=pain

[HEyHEY]

At this point I'm sure you're asking yourself "Does this guy actually ever work?

[LastKnight]

1. wait... all your posts are from work?

damn man, how does that paper ever get done?

-LK

[HEyHEY]

3. Not all

Many are from the cabin too.

But througout the day I'm off and on DU all the time.

[Endangered Specie]

2. Its not the momentum that hurts...

its the rapid acceleration in the negative direction that hurts ;)

[LastKnight]

4. or would it be the impulse exerted on his hand that hurts...

that is... in a relatively small ammount of time...

-LK

[HEyHEY]

5. And the pressure per square inches doesn't help

[texas1928]

6. Try running over your own fingers with your wheelchair

That hurts like mad. Especially since I was in one of those standard hospital chairs with the hard rubber wheels.

[HEyHEY]

7. ouch

that's gotta hurt.

[texas1928]

8. yeah had a few dirty words for it

My mother smacked me after I said them. But my best time was when my cursing was broadcast on radio for the whole town to hear.

[pagerbear]

9. I was once leading a group onstage

...in a choral concert. I stumbled over a chair and said "Shit!" real loud for everyone in the church to hear.

[texas1928]

10. MIne was F***

and the whole auditorium was quiet when it happened. It was during the Friday morning Football pep rally that is broadcasted on the radio. The reason it was quiet was because someone leaned on the back of my chair and flipped me over, in the process I knocked over three base drums and a tuba. So everyone was quiet and I let out F***. My mother and Grandmother heard it, as did the whole town.

[pagerbear]

11. How did the radio announcer try to explain that?

[texas1928]

12. They don't

They just let the Broadcast run during that time. I grew up in a town of 3000+ people. So small town radio.