The Friday sex thread

[commander bunnypants]

Where is the strangest place you have er done it?

A cave once in the Blue Ridge Mountains


DDQM

[KCDem]

1. in the butt

:evilgrin:

Sorry, stupid blonde joke.

Hm, weirdest place... that would have to be a tie between behind a bush on a beach on the Baltic sea, and in a tire behind a disco in Kaliningrad, Russia.

[KCDem]

3. oh yeah, and there was that bus...

somewhere between Russia and Poland. With a guy from Cyprus.

Ah, my whoring youth.

[TXlib]

38. Slut!

:loveya:

[demnan]

2. Against the wall in a parking garage

[VelmaD]

4. Under a bridge...

right next to a park. Middle of the day. We were fairly well hidden. We could see the little kiddies riding by on their bikes but they couldn't see us unless they really tried. God those were good times. *happy sentimental sigh*

Did it with the same guy in an open field in between a different city park and his apartment complex.

Darth Velma - who apparently can't resist answering any thread about sex.

[plcdude]

18. and we

love it!

[TXlib]

40. KCDem and I did it in an enclosed slide at a park.

hee hee

[newsguyatl]

5. underneath

my little brother's swingset in my backyard :-) don't ask why, i have no idea

[XNASA]

6. In a Boy Scout Camp cabin.

I know what your thinkin' but there weren't any Boy Scouts around. It was winter and the camp was closed.

I was there for a wedding, believe it or not, and the camp had been rented for the occasion. Each cabin had a kind of living room with a fire place, and two bunk rooms. We decided to try out one of the bunk rooms which were unheated. It was about 10 degrees in there. So not only was it a bit strange, but it was really cold too.

[commander bunnypants]

7. wonderful way to keep warm

DDQM

[ronnykmarshall]

8. Stairwell in a parking garage!

I've done in a lot of crazy places, but this one stands out. This guy was HOT!!! Even years later I'd see him around and we would both grin these sly little grins.

[TrogL]

9. The mind boggles

• the middle of a public park (in the middle of a bush, with Boy Scouts everywhere and a bazillion mosquitos)
  
• a deserted nudist colony (being buzzed by military jets)
  
• hospital room (two different occasions - different partners)
  
• logging operation (damn near got run over by a logging truck)
  
• waiting for a train (gave the engineer a freeshow)
  
• middle of a public park (in a car up to the axles in mud)
  
• middle of a wildlife preserve (a herd of bison watched)
  
• middle of a different wildlife preserve (two elk watched)
  
• washroom of a gay bar (with a straight partner)
  

[mightywurlitzer]

10. On the

roof of a house in the middle of suburbia

[DEM FAN]

12. Well.. When I Have MY First Time I Will Let You Know.

:-)

[commander bunnypants]

17. Do that

DDQM

[Cheswick2.0]

33. how old are you ? Go to your room!!!

I am giving you the Mom eye in case you can't see me.

[sexybomber]

11. under a hedge at a frat party

Damn near got puked on a couple times.

[Xithras]

13. In a cemetary

Don't ask! }(

[XNASA]

14. Yeah, me too!

Oh wait. It only seems like I'm in a cemetery.

[Catherine Vincent]

15. in an elevator

:)

[Kat45]

16. The living room of a halfway house for mentally retarded young men

No, it wasn't with one of the residents. I was out with a guy who worked the overnight shift at the house. There were speakers in the living room so he could hear if anything went wrong with any of the residents, so we could hear them breathing and snoring--added even more weirdness to the setting.

[KCDem]

19. wow, I can't believe a sex thread made it to page 2!

:kick: , damnit!

[sangh0]

20. And no nsma

to give us one more

ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR!!

[bicentennial_baby]

21. Frick Park, pittsburgh

on a bench

[KCDem]

22. aha, hence the term "fricken"!

:evilgrin:

Did you get any splinters on the fricken bench?

[dolo amber]

23. Visiting NYC

in my early 20s...got really drunk with my boyfriend and we just stopped on the way home and did it on these stairs. Next morining on the way to breakfast we noticed the stairs were attached to...a church. D'oh!! :D

[ewagner]

24. on diving board

in Apartment complex pool

[Aristus]

25. I responded with this one almost two years ago:

In the woods outside of Cedarville, New Jersey. On Thanksgiving, no less. Sheesh! What a memory!

[Mr. McD]

26. In a church

Preacher’s daughter

[LynneSin]

27. Laundry room at college

We even put our shoes in the dryer

[bigendian]

28. Ladiesroom in an apartment building.

I was 15, she was 16.
Always liked older women.
I did get a blowjob in the Miami SeaAquarium much, much later in life.
I think it was in front of the Lionfish. He didn't seem to notice.

[David Zephyr]

29. The Absolutely Strangest Place Would Be in A Bed!

Beds are for sleeping.
Everywhere else is for fucking.

[Deja Q]

30. At a cemetary

:D

[Cheswick2.0]

31. behind a statue in a cemetary during a funeral

not one I was attending.

[Cheswick2.0]

32. oh yeah, and also...on a stage set for the Odd Couple

I was "dating" the lighting designer and helping him hang lights. I was 20, he was 23..... it was about 4am. I am pretty sure we were alone.

[David Zephyr]

34. You Are A Very Naughty Girl!

I did it in a photomat with the clerk right next to the Biltmore Hotel in Los Angeles in broad daylight.

He did hang out the "Out to Lunch" little sign on the door as we got down.

[Cheswick2.0]

36. oooooh in broad daylight?

LOL, that is daring of you! Wasn't the fear of getting caught a huge part of the fun when you were a kid?

[MiltonLeBerle]

35. In a steam vent of an active volcano.

on the Big Island.

[Cheswick2.0]

37. HOT

<pun>

[TXlib]

39. This one time, at Band Camp...

Last year of grad school at UIUC, KCDem and I did it in an allyway 5 feet from a crowded sidewalk. She was wearing an easy access mini, and I just pulled my tool out the side of my shorts. Bam! Up against the wall!

If anybody caught us, when we disengaged there likely would have been no (or almost no) evidence that we were doing more than heavily making out.

Being naughty kicks ass!

[TXlib]

41. This other time, at Band Camp...

KCDem and I did it on the lab table of the classroom in which I taught.

Not during class, of course... this was at 10pm.

[RetroLounge]

42. In a 1969 Skylark Convertible with the top down

Doing a swerving 65mph on I-94 in Northern Wisconsin.

Stupid, young, and horny, were we...

[BuddhaGirl]

43. in the dressing room

in a Victoria's Secret. We were buying me something sexy to wear on our wedding night LOL....

What fun! :-)

[bobthedrummer]

44. right now!

heh, heh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Fixated]

45. ....

Car. Fuck you, I'm only 17.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

46. Schoodic Point, Maine...

Right on the rocks under a full moon. I thought it would be so romantic...crashing surf and orgasmic waves!

But damn! Those bloody rocks hurt! The only comfortable way to do it is standing up, and he was tall and I'm short...my back hurt a full week afterward.

To make matters worse, while we were bumbling around, the fog rolled in and stole the moonlight, which was so bright initially that neither of us thought to bring a flashlight. So it was pitch black and we were climbing over rocks and crevices trying to get back to the car.
This is the place, to give you an idea:



I'm into safe sex now.