Find your secret superhero identity

[VelmaD]

Ok this is too fun:
http://www.humorscope.com/hero.html

Here's mine.
Name: Madame Sister
Secret Identity: XXXXXXX XXXXXXX
Special Power: Blazing Tentacles
Transportation: Magnetic Train
Weapon: Psionic Cutlass
Costume: Carbonite Nightgown
Sidekick: Pippin
Nemesis: Harold the Puzzler
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to sugar
Favorite Food: Sardines

Blazing tentacles sound like a pretty cool special power.

[democratreformed]

1. Scary Fox

Name: Scary Fox
Secret Identity:
Special Power: Mystical Ears
Transportation: Wonder Horse
Weapon: Flame Blunderbuss
Costume: Jewelled Robe
Sidekick: Bud
Nemesis: Harold the Clever
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to chocolate
Favorite Food: Olives

[VelmaD]

4. So, does anyone know...

what in the heck a "blunderbuss" is?

[cleofus1]

8. it's a 18th century gun....

with the big flared barrel...

[VelmaD]

9. Kewl

I swear, asking a question in the Lounge is quicker than going to Google.

[cleofus1]

14. anything for you...

[illini]

Its a type of firearm.

Think pilgrams. Its a primative shotgun.

[Guy_Montag]

25. It's an old fashioned shotgun type thing

with a bell barrel at the end to spread the shot. Sometimes filled with salt to provide a painful, but non-fatal shot.

[VelmaD]

26. Owie...

that salt thing must sting like a motha-fucker. Ouch.

[Guy_Montag]

49. Better than buck shot n/t

[cleofus1]

2. it is I!

Name: Golden Panther
Special Power: Electric Pinch
Transportation: Magnetic Rocket
Weapon: Dimensional Gun
Costume: Kevlar Mask
Sidekick: Bud
Nemesis: Nancy the Flatulent
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to corn dogs
Favorite Food: Cashews

[cleofus1]

6. hurmmm....

Bud must be moonlighting! Damn him! Damn him all to hell!

[GOPisEvil]

3. Black Cat!

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Black Cat
Secret Identity: XXXXX XXXXX
Special Power: Incredible Enigma
Transportation: Magnetic Jet
Weapon: Gamma Whip
Costume: Carbonite Robe
Sidekick: Bud
Nemesis: Harold the Mad
Tragic Flaw: Big nose
Favorite Food: Onion Rings

Check out my whip!!!

[VelmaD]

7. Wow, that Bud the Sidekick...

really gets around.

[LionInWinter]

11. No kidding ...

that tramp is supposed to by MY sidekick too!

[GOPisEvil]

12. Hey - they got the big nose and onion rings right!

[VelmaD]

15. Mmm...onion rings...

mmm...EZ's onion rings. *drool*

[LionInWinter]

5. I'm sorry ...

but "Blazing Tentacles" dosen't hold a candle to the special power of Light Boy.

Cower in fear of his "Electric Fart"!!!

His side-kick is Bud & nemisis is Jack the Deadly.

I'd tell you his tragic flaw, but then I'd have to use the "Electric Fart" and no one wants to see that!

[Blue-Jay]

10. Nuclear Motorcycle!!!!!!

Name: Blue Boy
Secret Identity: Blue Jay
Special Power: Lightning Feet
Transportation: Nuclear Motorcycle
Weapon: Lightning Carbine
Costume: Hardened Boots
Sidekick: Festus
Nemesis: John the Deadly
Tragic Flaw: Fear of germs
Favorite Food: French Toast


That kicks ass.

[VelmaD]

13. But how can you fight crime...

when you have to stop every 5 minutes to wash your hands?

[Blue-Jay]

17. I wear rubber gloves and a Hello Kitty® surgical mask!

And I carry a hankie.

[VelmaD]

22. I bet that strikes terror...

into the heart of super-villains wherever you go.

[terrya]

16. I'm "Flame Boy". That goes without saying, I suppose. :-)

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Flame Boy
Secret Identity: Terry Andrews
Special Power: Somatic Gaze
Transportation: Shamu the Elephant
Weapon: X-Ray Blunderbuss
Costume: Stainless Steel Coveralls
Sidekick: Dumbo
Nemesis: Jack the Black
Tragic Flaw: Big nose
Favorite Food: Cake

[VelmaD]

19. Now that is just uncanny...

[Blue-Jay]

21. <snarf!>

[NuckinFutz]

18. I have one question:

What the heck kinda special power is mystical enigma?

Name: Red Snake
Secret Identity: angela elward
Special Power: Mystical Enigma
Transportation: Quantum Train
Weapon: Ice Grenade
Costume: Dragonhide Bikini
Sidekick: Caruthers
Nemesis: Melvin the Mad
Tragic Flaw: Fear of flying
Favorite Food: Tofu

[VelmaD]

20. Well, you don't really need...

much of a "special power" when you fire ice grenades and wear a dragonhide bikini.

[Solly Mack]

23. Gravity Raven

Name: Gravity Raven
Secret Identity:
Special Power: Twisting Energy
Transportation: Magnetic Minivan
Weapon: X-Ray Blade
Costume: Kevlar Evening Gown
Sidekick: Dumbo
Nemesis: John the Yodeller
Tragic Flaw: Fear of timber wolves
Favorite Food: Sardines

[VelmaD]

24. I think you have the best...

nemesis yet. Yodelling is a tool of evil and must be stamped out.

[meatloaf]

27. Red Cat

Secret Identity: Matt G.
Special Power: Twisting Finger
Transportation: Magnetic Umbrella
Weapon: Ultra Grenade
Costume: Hardened Skin
Sidekick: Bones
Nemesis: Nancy the Sneaky
Tragic Flaw: Fear of snakes
Favorite Food: Lasagna

[VelmaD]

28. When a regular grenade just won't do...

get ULTRA GRENADE (tm). New from Ronco.

[meatloaf]

32. If hardened skin is my costume does that mean I'm

running around throwing grenades in the buff?

[VelmaD]

33. Sounds like it...

So tell me, what exactly are the grenades dangling from?

[meatloaf]

34. Trade secret.

I'd get thrown out of the union.

[VelmaD]

37. Aww...you can tell me...

*bats eyelashes enticingly*

Don't make me use the Blazing Tentacles on ya.

[meatloaf]

40. Hmmmm...

With this hardened skin those blazing tentacles just might take care of this incredible itch I have.

[VelmaD]

41. A little penicillin...

will clear that right up.

[meatloaf]

45. Maybe the Wifey, Ice Woman, will run to the pharmacy

after once again confounding Ahhnuld.


Name: Ice Woman
Secret Identity: Marlee G.
Special Power: Flight
Transportation: Magnetic Jet
Weapon: Dimensional Grenade
Costume: Silk Cowl
Sidekick: Dirk Deadly
Nemesis: Arnold the Nasty
Tragic Flaw: Fear of clams
Favorite Food: Pie

[VelmaD]

47. Maybe she'll bring you some pie too

Mmm...pie...*drool*

[Khephra]

29. I'm the Doonesbury Super-Hero! Just imagine me with a ciggie in a clip

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Duke Dude
Secret Identity: S L
Special Power: Lightning Energy
Transportation: Turbo Chopper
Weapon: Neutron Spray
Costume: Silver Mask
Sidekick: Pippin
Nemesis: Cindy the Black
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to sugar
Favorite Food: Clam Chowder

[VelmaD]

30. HEY! Quit bogarting...

my sidekick.

[Khephra]

42. We have to have our sugar!

Pippin is the best sugar man in town!

[LionInWinter]

44. Dude ...

do you wear anything OTHER than that silver mask?

[Khephra]

48. Normal clothes

I'm not one of those flashy heroes.

[AwakeAtLast]

31. Call me "Lady Wolf"

Name: Lady Wolf
Secret Identity: @#$%&*+@#$%&*+
Special Power: Nuclear Blast
Transportation: Quantum Rocket
Weapon: Neutron Carbine
Costume: Carbonite Skin
Sidekick: Dirk Deadly
Nemesis: Cindy the Ugly
Tragic Flaw: Laziness
Favorite Food: Chow Mein

I'm liking the Nuclear Blast. That's "nucular" for our POTUS.

[VelmaD]

35. *snort*

Dirk Deadly

*snort*

Now that's a sidekick who's using his name over-compensate for his short-comings.

[AwakeAtLast]

52. New nickname for our Commander-in-Chief

DIRK DEADLY!

[mac56]

36. "Frost Panther"

My sidekick is Odd Job, my weapon is a Photon Torpedo, my costume consists of silk boots (!), and my tragic flaw is narcolepsy.

[VelmaD]

38. Hey Super-Villain...

stop of I'll...*yawn*...*snore*...*thud*

[mac56]

39. "Thank goodness you're here, Strong Coffee Man!"

[sniffa]

43. Storm Ox

Name: Storm Ox
Secret Identity: sniffa
Special Power: Electric Force
Transportation: Wonder Horse
Weapon: Lightning Blunderbuss
Costume: Bulletproof Mask
Sidekick: Odd Job
Nemesis: Cindy the Evil
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to Snapple
Favorite Food: Tacos

[VelmaD]

46. A bullet proof mask sounds good...

but I'd consider knitting myself one that covered the rest of me too.

[m-jean03]

50. Ladies and gentlemen, meet . . .

Name: Lightning Raven
Secret Identity: XXXX XXXXXXXX
Special Power: Walk through walls
Transportation: Alien Rollerblades
Weapon: Graviton Grenade
Costume: Spandex Mask
Sidekick: Starling
Nemesis: Nancy the Flatulent
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to noodles
Favorite Food: Sardines

They are actually right about the noodles/sardines thing!

[underpants]

51. Golden Brother

[ronnykmarshall]

53. Light Cat

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Light Cat
Secret Identity: Ronny Marshall
Special Power: Freezing Bat
Transportation: Nuclear Submarine
Weapon: Dimensional Bolt
Costume: Bronze Cowl
Sidekick: Sundance
Nemesis: Tim the Flatulent
Tragic Flaw: Fear of flying
Favorite Food: Cheese

[VelmaD]

54. I'm extremely confused about...

what exactly one does with a Freezing Bat.

[ronnykmarshall]

55. Keep it warm?

[Bertha Venation]

56. I am Flame Sister!

Name: Flame Sister

Special Power: Magnetic Push
Transportation: Quantum Umbrella
Weapon: Meson Cannon
Costume: Chain Robe
Sidekick: Black Dan
Nemesis: Jasmine the Yodeller
Tragic Flaw: Claustrophobia
Favorite Food: Onion Rings

Ooh, they even got the food right!

[WillParkinson]

57. Fear me mortals!

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Thunder Brother
Secret Identity: Will Bowden
Special Power: Invisibility
Transportation: Shamu the Elephant
Weapon: X-Ray Cannon
Costume: Chain Coveralls
Sidekick: Odd Job
Nemesis: Jack the Deadly
Tragic Flaw: Fear of falling
Favorite Food: Banana Cream Pie

[ornotna]

58. Now this is what I call a sidekick

Name: Golden Ox
Secret Identity: xxxx xxxx
Special Power: Magnetic Spear
Transportation: Nuclear Chopper
Weapon: Ion Whip
Costume: Bulletproof Underwear
Sidekick: Mary Anne
Nemesis: Tim the Elder
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to squash
Favorite Food: Cake





And how's this for a costume