I've made a very important decision in my life!

[trumad]

From now on it's Miracle Whip instead of Real Mayonnaise.

[m-jean03]

1. Have you ever tried Nayonnaise?

It's vegan, and not bad. :hi:

[RebelOne]

4. Where do you buy it?

I'm not vegan, but vegetarian. Have not heard of it.

[m-jean03]

13. Co-op, or Whole Foods.

Health food stores in general, I think.

Good, healthy stuff. :9

[Nederland]

2. Congratulations!

I wish you and your condiment a long a happy life together :)

[Whitacre D_WI]

3. That's sick.

You are an abomination unto the Lord.

[woofless]

8. I 'jes knew Trumad was a commonist.

[GOPisEvil]

5. *gasp*

The horror...the horror...

[trumad]

6. I know...I know...

but damn it...it tastes better.

[Richardo]

10. Than what?

I grew up on Miracle Whip (thanks a lot, Dad :eyes:) and I could not believe how good mayonnaise tasted when I finally got a hold of some. :9

[GOPisEvil]

17. If you can make your own mayo, even better!

Barring that, there are some local producers that sell fresh mayo too. Homemade mayo is REALLY good, AND you get to control the ingredients.

If you have to go store-bought, go with Hellman's (or Best Foods out west).

[Canuckistanian]

7. Damn You!

My wife won't let me have it anymore, then WHAM! you post this.
Bastard!

[trumad]

9. Why won't she let you have it?

[Canuckistanian]

14. Only real mayonnaise allowed in my house

Nothing I can do. (I keep a jar hidden in the drill press in the garage)

[MissMillie]

11. blech!

no thanks

[truthbetold]

12. Hey...

Does anybody even use Miracle Whip for "salad dressing"? To me, it's just my form of mayonnaise.

[Insider]

15. if you choose 'salad dressing'

there are better flavors. there is only one mayonnaise. good luck, and good 'dressing'.

[TrogL]

16. Have you considered lard?

Skip the middle man.

[HEyHEY]

18. Fuck that man....lard all the way!

[Az]

19. The most disgusting thing/joke in the world

Is finding a condom at the bottom of a mayonaise jar.

[Lou_C]

21. Thank you i lost my lunch just now LOL

:puke:

[ps1074]

20. C R A P

Well... not really but nothing can be better than the home made mayonnaise. Once you make it yourself and try it you will forget about all the other crap. :)

[K8-EEE]

25. Kraft Was Huge GWB Supporter In 2000

probably now too, I have up all the Kraft Krap then, but I really don't like any of it anyhow.

Krispy Kreme & Dunkin' Donuts are huge GOP supporters too, if the product doesn't kill ya the politics will!

[K8-EEE]

22. GROSS!!!!!!

I'm not crazy about mayo but Miracle Whip totally gags me!!

I like vinegar and oil in everything -- like the potato salad with viegar and oil? I guess that's just the way my mom cooked, olive oil in everything, it gagged a lot of my friends but then I had to put up with the UGH MAYO that their moms put on EVERYTHING without asking!

[WilliamPitt]

23. You're finally giving up on the 'Phins and becoming a Pats fan?

[trumad]

27. I'll let you know after this upcoming season.

If they keep Wanny I just might do that....

[Angelus]

24. Mayo is much better than that crap miracle whip.

miracle whip is crap. It makes food taste much worse. :puke:

My mom made the potato salad taste worse by putting miracle whip in it this weekend. :puke:

[indigo32]

26. NOOOOOOOOOOO

just kiddin, but I ain't touchin the stuff.