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BushNixon04 Donating Member (611 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 06:15 PM
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"Hulk" Doll has Giant Wang
Oh my gawd this is hilarious! The photos alone are brilliant!

http://www.thesun.co.uk//article/0,,2-2003310256,00.htm...

Hulk doll's monster willy
By THOMAS WHITAKER
Showbiz Reporter


SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll and uncovered a giant green WILLY.

Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase You wouldnt like me when Im angry, at a seaside fair.

And when she peeled off the green comic-book characters ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.
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More, with PICTURES!
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 10:06 AM
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1. Just like CrackerJacks.. sometimes you get the one
Edited on Thu Jul-10-03 10:09 AM by SoCalDem
with the "prize".. But.... why did she take his pants off??? :evilgrin:


EBay, anyone???? She won't be scowling THEN :)

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Maeve Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 10:12 AM
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3. SoCal, did you ever know a kid NOT to undress dolls??
Two daughters, seven hundred Barbies and not five with clothes still in place most days!
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 10:15 AM
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4. We didn't have dolls at our house, and I was not a doll person
In fact, I got a walking doll in 1956..(They spent a fortune) and I "walked" her down the basement stairs.. She never recovered :(
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 11:44 AM
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15. And her face is like "Oh, mister Hulk...You're so NAUGHTY....."
There's something troubling about a picture of a 6-year old girl holding a Hulk doll with a penis that would be over one foot long in real-life dimensions...
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 11:49 AM
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16. The British have a more relaxed
, more European, outlook on sexual topics than we do. Remember the movie A Fish Called Wanda? The family with the condo on the Thames comes back to find John Cleese butt naked fromt he waiste down and full frontal? Watch the little girl; she's straining to see you know what. Hilarious!

Americans are too uptight.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 01:04 PM
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17. I understand about that...
...it's just the concept of a girl that age holding such a... how to say it... SEXUALLY ENDOWED childrens toy. I actually thought her face was amusing, that's why I originally posted about it...
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 02:52 PM
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18. testing
Edited on Thu Jul-10-03 02:53 PM by SoCalDem
oopsed/nevermind
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 06:22 PM
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28. Look - he's uncut
even though I'm an adult, I certainly feel traumatized
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 10:10 AM
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2. Hmmm ...What does this remind me of?


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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 10:16 AM
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5. I almost peed my pants, tru:)
Someone has to photoshop those two.. Wake up Wonk :)
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 10:31 AM
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10. Sukie photoshop but oh well....
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Bandit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 11:23 AM
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13. The Bush* hulk with his two inch willy.
;-)
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EOTE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 10:31 AM
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9. Two inches?!?!!?!?!?
To scale, that would give the 15 foot high hulk a two and a half foot long wang. Don't get me aroused, you wouldn't like me when I'm aroused!
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Best_man23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 03:07 PM
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19. Well
If he could stay green, he would have a great future as a porn star.
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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 10:17 AM
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6. thats some funny sh*t
Id love to know why they make dolls like this
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 10:22 AM
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7. That is
disgusting
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Wickster Donating Member (261 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 10:26 AM
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8. With a
wee willy wonka maker? (Sorry, I just couldn't resist) :-)
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 10:34 AM
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11. that is wrong on so many levels
and yet, I feel and affinity for the hulk at this moment...
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 04:15 PM
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21. I thought his warning was "you won't like me when I'm angry"
:o

demand equal exposure for the Jolly Green Giant! }(
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Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 10:45 AM
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12. This thread should be in the Lounge eom
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Mandate My Ass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 11:29 AM
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14. doesn't the Hulk tear people limb from limb?
I wonder if the mother of this little girl objects to her daughter seeing that.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 09:23 PM
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31. I would imagine that, for this Hulk's partner,
yes, some pain may be evident. It may well feel as if he or she were being dismembered when, in fact, they were being soundly membered.

Unfortunately, when the tabels are turned and it's a female Hulk, the main danger is from falling in and drowning. Almost happened to me, once. Thank goodness for that snorkel.
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thermodynamic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 03:12 PM
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20. She WOULD look!
Edited on Thu Jul-10-03 03:13 PM by thermodynamic
Perverted little girl... Of course, I'd look too... So I'm a perverted man, notice how I'm trying to stay away from the word "little" because it just isn't true!

OMG!!! I just saw the pic! That has GOT to be staged! I mean, even little girls don't hate little boys... Why is she frowning? I bet she was told to frown so that the photographer and target audience would laugh their arses off! And I'll admit, the picture is perverse but extremely funny.

Everybody asks "How come is purple pants stay on when he grows big in size?" Darn right I'm going to look, those purple pants must be magical! :evilgrin:

I wonder if that Hulk will sell here in the US. I want one, and had better not be in the "Billy" doll line - you know what I mean: "Billy" the anatomically correct doll for not-so-young children!

Now if you want something truly gross-out, try this:


Strangest looking nipples I've ever seen; purple stars... Looks like she ought to try out to be the new shape in that Lucky Charms cereal...
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EOTE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 04:24 PM
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22. Surely you've heard of Hulk-grade spandex?
eom.
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Circe_Invidiosa Donating Member (76 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 05:19 PM
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23. none of the pics are showing
its probably my pc

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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 05:22 PM
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24. That's even better than the Tarzan doll that was recalled
because the placement of his arm and the way it moved was too similar to masturbation (in some people's minds).

Of course, when I heard about it, I got one before they got removed from the stores. I wonder if these Hulk dolls are just in the UK? Probably.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 06:15 PM
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27. Anyone remember C*ck Ring Ken?


Mattel released Earring Magic Ken, dressed in what was then fashionable rave clothing, apparently unaware of the significance of the pendant on his necklace. He was promptly dubbed Cock Ring Ken and he flew off the shelves.
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classics Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 05:23 PM
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25. I like it.
Edited on Thu Jul-10-03 05:23 PM by classics
Somehow dolls with freakishly missing genetalia are more disturbing to me.

I guess if they replaced the green dong with a black machine gun the girls mother would be just peachy though. Sick.
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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 06:14 PM
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26. ohh man.....
that's too much....like the Harry Potter toy broomsticks that were a big hit because they vibrated.
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 06:25 PM
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29. I guess a Hulk is a Hulk is a Hulk.
;-)
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 06:39 PM
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30. So THAT'S what happens when...
...somebody is turned into a hulk

Ah...mmmm...Ah...On a totally unrelated note, Does anybody know the exact process that causes a ordinary male to become the hulk ?
I would be very appreciative if you would E-mail me with the formula.
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